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Lieutenant Frangipane
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I come forth to debate. RIP twitter. Anything but the Tories. Liverpool FC. Dog lover but cat owner (conversion in progress).

Disagree agreeably. Or be blocked.
I'm just about to run 6000 of these off as Moonpig Christmas cards.

Anyone got Simeone's home address for postage?
September 17, 2025 at 9:27 PM
For those who think this looks like a Man City or Ref*rm shirt. I give you this comparison ...

The teal/green is from our club crest. It's not sky blue or turquoise! Trust me 😜

#lfc
September 12, 2025 at 7:28 PM
It's arrived and it's my new favourite #lfc shirt.

I mean just look how happy I am!!
September 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I've somehow lost £120 from my wallet. Anyone seen it?

#lfc
September 9, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Forget the transfer window shenanigans for a min.

My lovely daughter planned a surprise in Minecraft for me. I had to shut my eyes and then entered the secret world she created.

I give you LFC WORLD ❤️❤️❤️

What a legend she is, bless her x

#lfc
September 1, 2025 at 7:01 PM
You can keep your Costa del Sol. It's Costa del Cornwall for me every time.

Sad times when you have to head home.
August 8, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Oh, forever number 20
He took us to victory

❤️ #jota #lfc #forever20
July 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
So you'd like to phone your friend Mikel on this one ...
May 29, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I think the coverage has gone a bit wrong on lfc TV. 😂😂😂

It's been about 5 minutes of this bloke with the umbrella getting soaked 😂
May 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
If you're in to walking and really want to see some silverware this season, here's a walk for you
May 25, 2025 at 3:21 PM
What I thought I was about to read when this landed on my notifications ...
May 24, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Good news for Everton fans is that long winded stadium names can be easily abbreviated.

So I'd like to announce the ACTUAL name Everton fans can use.

Say 'Hi' to the ...
May 17, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Who remembers the Jason Lee goal from fantasy football?

For some reason that Darwin Nunez header reminded me of it 😂

#lfc
May 4, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Back on our f***ing perch.

#lfc
April 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Shout out to all the fans in the stadium yesterday. I was in pieces watching this.

What an atmosphere you created.

I sat in the Kop against Anderlecht years ago and it was so special. Main stand for Luton last season and it was rocking. But I can't begin to imagine what yesterday was like.

#lfc
April 28, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Arsenal fans 🙄

#lfc
April 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Well that's tacky as f*ck.

Although it's nice they wrapped all the Utd fans up in a rubber johnny for everyone's protection.

Should help keep the rain off this time too.
March 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Who remembers ... WAAAY BACK IN TIME ... to the 2023/2024 season when Arsenal fans were all keen to highlight how they only finished 7 points above us due to Liverpool's injury plagued season?

No? Me neither.
March 9, 2025 at 8:53 PM
So Arsenal were top when they had a fit squad then right? Err, right?
February 23, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Another example of "I can't speak my own language" it is then:
February 22, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Just fired up this old antique #mac

It's something mum was given ages ago. What to do with it after wiping!? 🤷🏻‍♂️ 🗑️
February 17, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Well my job's safe for now at least.

Ladies and Gents. I give you, #AI from #Google.
February 13, 2025 at 10:15 PM
I see your loaf...
November 24, 2024 at 12:10 PM
Bit early for Christmas spirit to kick in. But at the emptihad ¢ity are playing like city before the money ... and they've even dressed their keeper up as a famous Christmas character.

Fair play to them.
November 23, 2024 at 6:28 PM
My favourite non #lfc fixture of the season today.

Come on Spurs. Channel your inner bogey team for us.
November 23, 2024 at 11:10 AM