🏳️🌈 Lady Kalana Mercury 🏳️⚧️
@ladykalana.bsky.social
IWTV ate my brain 🩸🧛♂️🥰 Single parent by day, social butterfly by night, and unflattered by fluorescent lighting. Trans & agender, any pronouns are fine. GenX who is hip with these kids today.
They're saying this is contact improv? To which me and that butt grab at 38 seconds say oh I'm sure.
December 7, 2025 at 8:20 AM
They're saying this is contact improv? To which me and that butt grab at 38 seconds say oh I'm sure.
My best friend is married to a Canadian, and that one always makes me giggle along with mum, washroom, and "aboot." I can't take any of them seriously 😂😂😂
December 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM
My best friend is married to a Canadian, and that one always makes me giggle along with mum, washroom, and "aboot." I can't take any of them seriously 😂😂😂
Also this photo shoot has confirmed for me that we can go so, so much sluttier with Lestat. There's a lot they can still give us if they really commit.
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Also this photo shoot has confirmed for me that we can go so, so much sluttier with Lestat. There's a lot they can still give us if they really commit.
The nipple piercings are it for me. I swear I'm gonna send Rolin a sternly worded letter if Lestat doesn't have some sensitive part of himself perforated.
December 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
The nipple piercings are it for me. I swear I'm gonna send Rolin a sternly worded letter if Lestat doesn't have some sensitive part of himself perforated.
No one could fault you for this!
December 5, 2025 at 1:17 PM
No one could fault you for this!
She cracked me right the fuck up when she said "AH-NOOS?!" A lady who knows her own mind, she's like tell me up front is there hole y/n???
December 5, 2025 at 1:12 PM
She cracked me right the fuck up when she said "AH-NOOS?!" A lady who knows her own mind, she's like tell me up front is there hole y/n???
I've enjoyed Paul Dano in everything I've seen him in, and frankly I thought he was the best part of There Will Be Blood. And I say this as someone who loves Daniel Day-Lewis!
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I've enjoyed Paul Dano in everything I've seen him in, and frankly I thought he was the best part of There Will Be Blood. And I say this as someone who loves Daniel Day-Lewis!
I applaud their dedication to their craft.
December 5, 2025 at 11:23 AM
I applaud their dedication to their craft.
They are CRAZY round. I've never seen cheeks that round on a man in real life.
December 5, 2025 at 10:07 AM
They are CRAZY round. I've never seen cheeks that round on a man in real life.
Ok, I get it. Romance isn't really my genre, but I definitely understand watching this for... The Plot...
December 5, 2025 at 9:29 AM
Ok, I get it. Romance isn't really my genre, but I definitely understand watching this for... The Plot...
That's a proper little hibernating kitty you have there 🥰
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 AM
That's a proper little hibernating kitty you have there 🥰
You know Shane, as human beings we do possess peripheral vision 👀👀👀
December 5, 2025 at 8:37 AM
You know Shane, as human beings we do possess peripheral vision 👀👀👀
No... no, you are not too close. There is only one right answer here.
(I found it humorous that this was among the first gifs that came up for "offended" - I love Ryan, but there's no topping the original)
(I found it humorous that this was among the first gifs that came up for "offended" - I love Ryan, but there's no topping the original)
a man wearing sunglasses is smoking a cigarette in front of a shoe display
ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is smoking a cigarette in front of a shoe display
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 4:27 AM
No... no, you are not too close. There is only one right answer here.
(I found it humorous that this was among the first gifs that came up for "offended" - I love Ryan, but there's no topping the original)
(I found it humorous that this was among the first gifs that came up for "offended" - I love Ryan, but there's no topping the original)
Looks like the author already deleted it 😯
December 4, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Looks like the author already deleted it 😯
Considering that lately I've become very fond of brookies, I support this!
December 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Considering that lately I've become very fond of brookies, I support this!