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Jen
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Librarian. Voracious reader and knitter. Oxford comma. Awkward panda. Deadpool stan. Daria-esque.
Now reading Beneath The Rising by @premeemohamed.com
December 7, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I hurt my back unpacking a tote of socks. How's your night?
December 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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Saw a comment where someone described newsom as someone who secretes his own hair gel and I can't stop thinking how accurate that is
December 7, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Have we considered Tarantino is an insufferable ass
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Scream and Five Nights at Freddy's star Matthew Lillard has admitted it "it f***ing sucks" to be on the receiving end of an insult from Pulp Fiction and Kill Bill director Quentin Tarantino. https://bit.ly/3KD9PnN
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I never had an imaginary friend as a kid but now all my friends live in my phone, so who's to say I don't have imaginary friends now?
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I made a blanket for a friend of my husband's and he has reported back that she says it's been a life saver.

I'm so happy when the stuff I knit gets good use.
December 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I have one Christmas gift to knit this year (blanket) and I have one ball of yarn left to knit in this blanket. Going to be done with plenty of time? What is this? What's happening?
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Me: so I was diagnosed with rheumatoid arthritis

Dad: you better hurry up and get all your knitting done before it wrecks your hands

Me: like constantly knitting won't wreck them?

Dad: hm. Fair point. Well good luck with your hands not getting wrecked

Me: ...thanks for the optimism
December 7, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I don't know what the 6-7 thing is and I don't know if I should care
December 7, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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Gavin Newsom is a Republican and supporting him for president means you are, too
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Cat: I need food

Me: there's food in your bowl

Cat: it's not in the middle of the bowl

Me: you're not getting more

Cat: *waits*

Me: no

Cat: *eats begrudgingly*
December 7, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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The last thing any of these guys needs to do is activate the latent bloodthirst of crowds of hungry and angry people. His life then only lasts as long as he’s paying his security forces enough, especially when the mob AND his guards realize whose deaths would actually be the most fun to witness.
Uhhh you sure you wanna go there, chief?
A Palantir billionaire just called for public hangings.

“It's time to bring back masculine leadership to protect our most vulnerable,” writes Joe Lonsdale.

This is where Silicon Valley authoritarianism is heading:

www.thenerdreich.com/joe-lonsdale...
December 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Passing this along
December 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
He pulled the whole knitting project down and burrowed under it
December 6, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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I've become deeply radicalized against gambling. It's just getting more evil the longer it's allowed to fester unregulated
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Official Blanket Tester
December 6, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Me: why can't I move my knitting project?

Cooperall:
December 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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… and he SERVED ✨
December 6, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I'm pretty sure the junior hockey team I watch is using AI to create songs about the team because they're terrible and don't even make sense musically.
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Dad: "and so she was back in court again and the judge was not impressed"

Me: "yeah, that's what happened the last time too"

Certain members of my family are completely off the rails
December 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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the unfortunate thing about professional athletes is that they have spent their lives trying to wring every tiny little edge out of their bodies and this makes them extremely susceptible to medical quackery, which is currently having a renaissance
I don't even know how to joke about this
December 6, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Called my dad and stepmom and hearing the family drama. It's nice to be the normal one. Although, if I'm the normal one, that says a lot about the situation.
December 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Unpacked toques and gloves and scarves. Pretty certain I don't need the heavy duty snowmobile mittens anymore. I no longer have to worry about -30 or -50.
December 6, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The Expendables movies are so silly. And yet I continue to watch them
December 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Big lady good
In terms of what’s understood to be socially acceptable behavior, normalizing the filming/taking pictures of people in public who are minding their own business (and putting it online) is one of the worst developments of the past 15 years.
Woman Hailed as Hero for Smashing Man's Meta Smart Glasses on Subway
A New York subway rider has accused a woman of breaking his Meta smart glasses. She was later hailed as a hero.
futurism.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:49 PM