Lady Caffiene
@ladycaffiene.bsky.social
Owned by 4 cats, 3 crested gex, 2 cat-sneks, 2 orange dummies (aka gold fish), and 1 gargoyle gecko. House resembles an epiphyte botanical garden gone awry.
Waiting for my Hoya aff. lambii to open!
December 1, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Waiting for my Hoya aff. lambii to open!
I can't even tell you how many times I have been profiled by randos like this.
I do want to bring awareness to the fact that the people's they are targeting are indigenous to the Americas, and these pasty white European descendants have the balls to say *they* do not belong.
I do want to bring awareness to the fact that the people's they are targeting are indigenous to the Americas, and these pasty white European descendants have the balls to say *they* do not belong.
‘Northern Exposure’ actor gave ICE agents in Redmond her tribal ID. They called it ‘fake,’ she says
Indigenous actor Elaine Miles of "Northern Exposure" was detained by ICE at a Redmond bus stop. When she showed them her Tribal ID, they told her it was fake.
www.seattletimes.com
November 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I can't even tell you how many times I have been profiled by randos like this.
I do want to bring awareness to the fact that the people's they are targeting are indigenous to the Americas, and these pasty white European descendants have the balls to say *they* do not belong.
I do want to bring awareness to the fact that the people's they are targeting are indigenous to the Americas, and these pasty white European descendants have the balls to say *they* do not belong.
*pulls up to our food place*
Other half: What do you want?
Me: Big a$$ f-ing burrito, I'm starving!
Other half: *laughs*
Oatmeal for breakfast was too long ago, and I've been hungry for 90 mins now, and somehow managed not to buy everything bad for us in the grocery store. Chunky salsa aside.. 😆
Other half: What do you want?
Me: Big a$$ f-ing burrito, I'm starving!
Other half: *laughs*
Oatmeal for breakfast was too long ago, and I've been hungry for 90 mins now, and somehow managed not to buy everything bad for us in the grocery store. Chunky salsa aside.. 😆
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
*pulls up to our food place*
Other half: What do you want?
Me: Big a$$ f-ing burrito, I'm starving!
Other half: *laughs*
Oatmeal for breakfast was too long ago, and I've been hungry for 90 mins now, and somehow managed not to buy everything bad for us in the grocery store. Chunky salsa aside.. 😆
Other half: What do you want?
Me: Big a$$ f-ing burrito, I'm starving!
Other half: *laughs*
Oatmeal for breakfast was too long ago, and I've been hungry for 90 mins now, and somehow managed not to buy everything bad for us in the grocery store. Chunky salsa aside.. 😆
Angraecum didieri orchid. It smells very very very very floral as soon as the run goes down. I keep it in my bedroom and mistakes were made. 😂
October 30, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Angraecum didieri orchid. It smells very very very very floral as soon as the run goes down. I keep it in my bedroom and mistakes were made. 😂
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In social movement studies, we talk about how marches and protests expand the threshold of acceptable risk so that people take more and bigger social risks IN PUBLIC, EN MASSE. This is extremely important for the bourgeois white folks holding signs and building social rapport.
Not a shitpost: #NoKings is feel-good performative activism for comfortable mostly upper and upper middle class white folks and that’s good, actually. Millions of people in the streets protesting a fascist regime is good. It is good for the normie baseline to be massive displays of public dissent.
October 19, 2025 at 1:44 AM
In social movement studies, we talk about how marches and protests expand the threshold of acceptable risk so that people take more and bigger social risks IN PUBLIC, EN MASSE. This is extremely important for the bourgeois white folks holding signs and building social rapport.
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Got the flu and covid vaccines. Already feel like crap. Every single time. 🤪 Worth it, but also hope I didn't spend the next 36 to 48 under a blanket so I can go to no kings.
October 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Got the flu and covid vaccines. Already feel like crap. Every single time. 🤪 Worth it, but also hope I didn't spend the next 36 to 48 under a blanket so I can go to no kings.
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Great thread on the distinctive political culture of Portland, by a US historian who is very much from Portland.
What The Hell Is Going On, a thread:
I’ve seen some thinkpieces and posts about Portland protests that fail to understand the long-term hyperspecificity of Portland culture/humor, and frame it as a sort of shitposting meme-pilled ironic thing. Which is wrong.
So I’m gonna give you my breakdown.
I’ve seen some thinkpieces and posts about Portland protests that fail to understand the long-term hyperspecificity of Portland culture/humor, and frame it as a sort of shitposting meme-pilled ironic thing. Which is wrong.
So I’m gonna give you my breakdown.
October 13, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Great thread on the distinctive political culture of Portland, by a US historian who is very much from Portland.
Decided to go out and plant some trees with our local nonprofit. We managed to do 600 trees in 2 hours our group was so large. Feeling a little dirty, hot, and sweaty. Also, my arms might be noodles.
October 4, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Decided to go out and plant some trees with our local nonprofit. We managed to do 600 trees in 2 hours our group was so large. Feeling a little dirty, hot, and sweaty. Also, my arms might be noodles.
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Bringing these shirts back for the fall, shipping in early November 🫡
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Sporting my super cool shirt from @sarahmackattack.bsky.social —design by @franzanth.bsky.social 😁
September 27, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Bringing these shirts back for the fall, shipping in early November 🫡
squidfacts.bigcartel.com/product/bina...
squidfacts.bigcartel.com/product/bina...
Portland stands! I was told our town was war ravaged! 🙄
September 27, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Portland stands! I was told our town was war ravaged! 🙄
Taking a bit of plant life to a friend in our war ravaged town. 🙄
September 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Taking a bit of plant life to a friend in our war ravaged town. 🙄
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
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HEY.
You get an eel facts advent calendar yet?
I leave for the squid conference in Japan in about a month so pretty please order them in the month of September. They're so cute and nice and hey you could even count down to Halloween if you wanted to.
Get one at EelFacts.net
You get an eel facts advent calendar yet?
I leave for the squid conference in Japan in about a month so pretty please order them in the month of September. They're so cute and nice and hey you could even count down to Halloween if you wanted to.
Get one at EelFacts.net
September 7, 2025 at 10:33 PM
HEY.
You get an eel facts advent calendar yet?
I leave for the squid conference in Japan in about a month so pretty please order them in the month of September. They're so cute and nice and hey you could even count down to Halloween if you wanted to.
Get one at EelFacts.net
You get an eel facts advent calendar yet?
I leave for the squid conference in Japan in about a month so pretty please order them in the month of September. They're so cute and nice and hey you could even count down to Halloween if you wanted to.
Get one at EelFacts.net
My lunch time companion.
September 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
My lunch time companion.
August was a hard month as we lost both of our geriatric ferrets within a week of eachother. They'll be missed. 💔
In other news I felt this picture was a perfect encapsulation of our current healthcare reality. This used to be a Rite Aid.
In other news I felt this picture was a perfect encapsulation of our current healthcare reality. This used to be a Rite Aid.
September 2, 2025 at 1:07 PM
August was a hard month as we lost both of our geriatric ferrets within a week of eachother. They'll be missed. 💔
In other news I felt this picture was a perfect encapsulation of our current healthcare reality. This used to be a Rite Aid.
In other news I felt this picture was a perfect encapsulation of our current healthcare reality. This used to be a Rite Aid.
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As promised on my last post, I'm going to be using my YouTube channel a LOT from now on.
Here -- speaking as an expert on violence in Congress -- I offer some thoughts on yesterday's attack on Senator Padilla.
youtu.be/02mx5FRVp5I
Here -- speaking as an expert on violence in Congress -- I offer some thoughts on yesterday's attack on Senator Padilla.
youtu.be/02mx5FRVp5I
Why the Assault on Senator Padilla REALLY Matters
YouTube video by Dr. Joanne Freeman
youtu.be
June 13, 2025 at 3:38 PM
As promised on my last post, I'm going to be using my YouTube channel a LOT from now on.
Here -- speaking as an expert on violence in Congress -- I offer some thoughts on yesterday's attack on Senator Padilla.
youtu.be/02mx5FRVp5I
Here -- speaking as an expert on violence in Congress -- I offer some thoughts on yesterday's attack on Senator Padilla.
youtu.be/02mx5FRVp5I
It has been a while since I posted something, mostly because of how busy I am. The Neofinetia smells like horchata and the Bc. rustic spots doesn't have a smell to me.
June 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
It has been a while since I posted something, mostly because of how busy I am. The Neofinetia smells like horchata and the Bc. rustic spots doesn't have a smell to me.
It's not the best picture, but we saw some eagles on our hike today.
June 1, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It's not the best picture, but we saw some eagles on our hike today.
Waiting for this mystery Paph to open up so the nursery I got it from can ID it. 🤣
May 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Waiting for this mystery Paph to open up so the nursery I got it from can ID it. 🤣
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You've got ~a week left to pre-order our collab w/@franzanth.bsky.social, Bigger Than Binaries!
I'll order some extras in orange in a limited size range because I lack a warehouse, I have only a room full of lizards.
Printed locally on 100% cotton.
Get 'em while you can! squidfacts.bigcartel.com
I'll order some extras in orange in a limited size range because I lack a warehouse, I have only a room full of lizards.
Printed locally on 100% cotton.
Get 'em while you can! squidfacts.bigcartel.com
May 23, 2025 at 6:55 PM
You've got ~a week left to pre-order our collab w/@franzanth.bsky.social, Bigger Than Binaries!
I'll order some extras in orange in a limited size range because I lack a warehouse, I have only a room full of lizards.
Printed locally on 100% cotton.
Get 'em while you can! squidfacts.bigcartel.com
I'll order some extras in orange in a limited size range because I lack a warehouse, I have only a room full of lizards.
Printed locally on 100% cotton.
Get 'em while you can! squidfacts.bigcartel.com
My hoya publicalyx splash decided to bloom. I'm still confused about it because everyone said this takes years to mature enough, and I got this as a 2 leaf cutting last year.
May 12, 2025 at 1:29 PM
My hoya publicalyx splash decided to bloom. I'm still confused about it because everyone said this takes years to mature enough, and I got this as a 2 leaf cutting last year.
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Reposting this because @coreydanks.bsky.social and I are 21 shirts away from a nice even 100, and that's when we'll close the pre-order.
Like all our merch, this project has a purpose. We hope it will kick off conversations about deep sea mining & helps us keep the lights on at Skype a Scientist.
Like all our merch, this project has a purpose. We hope it will kick off conversations about deep sea mining & helps us keep the lights on at Skype a Scientist.
Deep sea mining is a *problem* for the organisms living there, but there are so many problems rn that it sometimes falls off the radar.
Wear a shirt! Start a conversation!
Design by the ever fantastic @coreydanks.bsky.social
Sales fund @skypeascientist.bsky.social
squidfacts.bigcartel.com
Wear a shirt! Start a conversation!
Design by the ever fantastic @coreydanks.bsky.social
Sales fund @skypeascientist.bsky.social
squidfacts.bigcartel.com
May 7, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Reposting this because @coreydanks.bsky.social and I are 21 shirts away from a nice even 100, and that's when we'll close the pre-order.
Like all our merch, this project has a purpose. We hope it will kick off conversations about deep sea mining & helps us keep the lights on at Skype a Scientist.
Like all our merch, this project has a purpose. We hope it will kick off conversations about deep sea mining & helps us keep the lights on at Skype a Scientist.
Went for a hike in our local wetlands and saw a coyote and a few rabbits!
April 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Went for a hike in our local wetlands and saw a coyote and a few rabbits!