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ladlibertine @ladlibertine.bsky.social · Nov 16
fridge magnet poem: ex girlfriends / holding our / sweaters hostage / keep em / we have your / yoga pants / & / our / butts / looking / like / poetry
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fridge magnet poem: hipster contortionists / with an unprecedented / number of / elbow patches
November 22, 2024 at 2:44 AM
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fridge magnet poem: I have this / dream / where / I'm being / autopsied / like the / shark / in / JAWS / and a / big unopened / bag of / gummy bears / falls out
September 29, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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fridge magnet poem: seven / long / years / at sea / spied land / last month / but didn't / say anything / it was / karaoke / night
November 23, 2024 at 6:07 PM
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fridge magnet poem: jeopardy! / never prompts / answers / in the form of / WHY? / questions / what are you afraid / of KEN?
December 7, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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fridge magnet poem: remember me / as I was: / embowled
December 20, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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fridge magnet poem: I like / riding / the train / backwards / because it / feels like / running away / from my problems / while still / being totally / preoccupied / with them
September 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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fridge magnet poem: he knew the / risks, / but / bicuriousity / made / the cat / feel / alive / for the / first / time
September 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
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Fridge magnet poem: the die is cast / and now / we march / inexorably / towards / bullets / etched with / the loss / meme
September 25, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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fridge magnet poem: and Fourier / said unto them / let he who is without / sine cos the first tone
November 24, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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fridge magnet poem: place cheese / on the other / side of / mousetrap / humanely / catapult / mice / out of your / house
February 21, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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fridge magnet poem: ant / detective / killed / in tragic / magnifying / glass / accident
February 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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fridge magnet poem: no spirit / spirit please but tell me / are these the shadows / of things that will be / or are they shadows of / things thst may be only / sir this is a Wendy's
December 26, 2024 at 12:34 AM
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fridge magnet poem: hey asshole / my eyes / are up / here / said the / gift / horse
December 22, 2024 at 5:34 PM
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fridge magnet poem: a man can only / lose so many / socks in the drier / before he must / charge naked / into the forest / to start a / new life / among the / beasts / of the / earth
December 22, 2024 at 2:31 PM
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fridge magnet poem: tired / of everyone / wanting me / for my / body / and not / for my / volume / and / bounce
December 21, 2024 at 9:39 PM
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fridge magnet poem: to a / baby without / object permanence / every / play is / hamlet
December 21, 2024 at 6:57 PM
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fridge magnet poem: fun interview question: / ask where do you see / yourself in five seconds? / then unleash a / devastating / judo flip
December 21, 2024 at 3:00 AM
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fridge magnet poem: a clown / father / disciplines / his clown / child. / the belt / comes off. / pants fall. / a laugh track / echoes numbly / over the / mountains
December 20, 2024 at 10:59 PM
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fridge magnet poem: if God / didn't want / us shoving / Q tips / in our ears / she / wouldn't/ have put / a G spot / up there
December 20, 2024 at 10:11 PM
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fridge magnet poem: remember me / as I was: / embowled
December 20, 2024 at 9:55 PM
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fridge magnet poem: feels like / as advice goes / "grab the bull / by the horns" / is missing a / crucial second / step
December 11, 2024 at 4:23 PM
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fridge magnet poem: not sure if all / my eggs are in / one basket, / I'm not allowed / to count / them
December 11, 2024 at 3:39 PM
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fridge magnet poem: if I can play / devil's / advocate / for a moment? / sweet, / my / client / pleads / guilty
December 9, 2024 at 4:23 AM
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fridge magnet poem: jeopardy! / never prompts / answers / in the form of / WHY? / questions / what are you afraid / of KEN?
December 7, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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fridge magnet poem: writing is one / small step / from / talking / to yourself
December 5, 2024 at 4:08 AM