I’m realizing that I’m a pickle points hoarder. Watch out this month when I spend ‘em all - incoming head pats!!!!!!

Bird rock.

Chat, I’m never coming back from
my birthday (vacation).

This is the second attempt to renew my drivers license. If my paperwork isn’t accepted again, I will go viral when someone records me inconsolably crying at the counter. Snots and all.

I’m on vacation in Switzerland and I fear I may not go back to America…

I have a four hour train ride to NYC tomorrow and I’m excited for my train snacks I just packed. (Coffee Granola, Espresso Trail Mix, and Malted S’mores Bites)

Currently planning my dream European stops for the Nine Inch Nails world tour that was just announced. Hello Ireland, England, Belgium and Switzerland?

This is what happens when I get so caught up in pre show chat and forget I’m cooking breakfast potatoes.

Friday night fun with The Traitors!!

Two days left to pack on some pounds to lose for my 2025 resolutions