Jeremy Awesomesauce
@labrosse.bsky.social
An insignificant speck in the universe.
Pinned
As a Gen X, the only generational wealth I've ever experienced were the luxurious guilt trips I was taken on as a child.
A brilliant pink Aurora Borealis was visible to the naked eye even from the Twin Cities.
November 12, 2025 at 4:35 AM
A brilliant pink Aurora Borealis was visible to the naked eye even from the Twin Cities.
ID Lady: Oh, I don't need your ID, honey.
Me: Did I just get grandfathered in?
ID Lady: *nods sadly*
Me: Did I just get grandfathered in?
ID Lady: *nods sadly*
September 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
ID Lady: Oh, I don't need your ID, honey.
Me: Did I just get grandfathered in?
ID Lady: *nods sadly*
Me: Did I just get grandfathered in?
ID Lady: *nods sadly*
I tie my trash bags just like Dexter and I can't remember whether I got that from watching Dexter years ago, or if I'm just also a serial killer.
September 10, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I tie my trash bags just like Dexter and I can't remember whether I got that from watching Dexter years ago, or if I'm just also a serial killer.
The Home Depot peeps know when you're there for the 3rd time and you'd buy ANYTHING if it were the right part... it won't be, and you'll be silently wailing while you're like "cool, cool, cool" while sad trombone music plays in your mind and somewhere Jim from The Office looks directly at a camera.
August 20, 2025 at 1:03 AM
The Home Depot peeps know when you're there for the 3rd time and you'd buy ANYTHING if it were the right part... it won't be, and you'll be silently wailing while you're like "cool, cool, cool" while sad trombone music plays in your mind and somewhere Jim from The Office looks directly at a camera.
I believe this universe has an X factor to it, something just a bit more meaningful than pure random coincidence, because there's just too much of a *flair* to math and physics the deeper in we look. It lends a unique narrative perspective and unique is always valuable.
August 19, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I believe this universe has an X factor to it, something just a bit more meaningful than pure random coincidence, because there's just too much of a *flair* to math and physics the deeper in we look. It lends a unique narrative perspective and unique is always valuable.
The best thing about experiencing newness is that the brain makes connections to past things that once were new, which in turn refreshes old feelings. Every time we try something different we get with it just a hint of all the other adventures of the past, like a kind of immortality.
July 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
The best thing about experiencing newness is that the brain makes connections to past things that once were new, which in turn refreshes old feelings. Every time we try something different we get with it just a hint of all the other adventures of the past, like a kind of immortality.
I finally gave pickle ball a try and I see what all the hype is about now!
July 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I finally gave pickle ball a try and I see what all the hype is about now!
MyFitnessPal doesn't tell me what to do, it tells me what I did, and it turns out I'm a judgmental bitch.
June 21, 2025 at 9:58 PM
MyFitnessPal doesn't tell me what to do, it tells me what I did, and it turns out I'm a judgmental bitch.
For tax and insurance purposes this vehicle is actually classified as an SUV.
why did we let anyone other than the engineers of the noble honda civic even attempt building for space flight www.theverge.com/news/689183/...
Honda successfully launched and landed its own reusable rocket
Will SpaceX have more competition?
www.theverge.com
June 18, 2025 at 8:57 PM
For tax and insurance purposes this vehicle is actually classified as an SUV.
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Pls don't take ppl ignoring your posts personally. I want you to never forget that you matter as a person. Just not to anyone else.
April 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Pls don't take ppl ignoring your posts personally. I want you to never forget that you matter as a person. Just not to anyone else.
Twitch does for my Internet browsing what TV does for me when I'm browsing my phone on the couch. I like the noise and lights so I don't have to focus too hard on the abject horrors that unlimited information access brings.
April 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Twitch does for my Internet browsing what TV does for me when I'm browsing my phone on the couch. I like the noise and lights so I don't have to focus too hard on the abject horrors that unlimited information access brings.
The metaphysical model for the experience of family holidays is clearly spherical in nature because the volume is relative to pie.
April 20, 2025 at 9:20 PM
The metaphysical model for the experience of family holidays is clearly spherical in nature because the volume is relative to pie.
I hadn't felt any buyer's remorse for my Kia EV6 until I learned that I could have had its equivalent weight in provolone cheese instead.
April 13, 2025 at 7:59 PM
I hadn't felt any buyer's remorse for my Kia EV6 until I learned that I could have had its equivalent weight in provolone cheese instead.
The emperor's new spring clothing line is a complete disaster.
April 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
The emperor's new spring clothing line is a complete disaster.
April Fool's Day is going to be depressing this year, because all of the jokes are going to be things like "our government is doing just fine" or "bad guys are being held accountable for doing bad guy things" and the joke will be on all of us.
March 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
April Fool's Day is going to be depressing this year, because all of the jokes are going to be things like "our government is doing just fine" or "bad guys are being held accountable for doing bad guy things" and the joke will be on all of us.
If they opened a Just Stuffing store I'd be in real trouble.
March 8, 2025 at 11:52 PM
If they opened a Just Stuffing store I'd be in real trouble.
The price for freedom is eternal vigilance. I find that's true for a lot of other things as well, especially health-related things.
February 8, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The price for freedom is eternal vigilance. I find that's true for a lot of other things as well, especially health-related things.
I went to a burlesque Star Wars show today and I saw sexy Jawas remove the brass exoskeleton from C-3PO and underneath it turns out there's a really hot lady and not an old skinny English dude.
January 27, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I went to a burlesque Star Wars show today and I saw sexy Jawas remove the brass exoskeleton from C-3PO and underneath it turns out there's a really hot lady and not an old skinny English dude.
Honesty is the stones with which the bridge of trust is built.
January 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Honesty is the stones with which the bridge of trust is built.
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please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
January 5, 2025 at 6:48 PM
please stop suggesting I solve my problem by changing my behavior. I do not want to do that
Failure is not a destination, it's one of many stops along the way.
January 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Failure is not a destination, it's one of many stops along the way.
If a character in a book makes bad decisions and fails sometimes would you consider that book a failure? Nope. Is that character a failure? Absolutely not! They advance the plot and readers will learn from them, perhaps even love them for it. You are the main character of the story you are creating.
December 12, 2024 at 11:47 PM
If a character in a book makes bad decisions and fails sometimes would you consider that book a failure? Nope. Is that character a failure? Absolutely not! They advance the plot and readers will learn from them, perhaps even love them for it. You are the main character of the story you are creating.
Enjoying the local music vibe on a crisp December night in Northern California with a good friend and great craft brews.
December 8, 2024 at 3:21 AM
Enjoying the local music vibe on a crisp December night in Northern California with a good friend and great craft brews.
Ahh, good, we've entered the time of year when all of the clocks show the same time again.
November 3, 2024 at 9:25 AM
Ahh, good, we've entered the time of year when all of the clocks show the same time again.