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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
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I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
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'JD Vance talks to Charlie Kirk in hell'
November 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
'JD Vance talks to Charlie Kirk in hell'
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Amazing.
One app, 60 men, 26 dates: my adventures in alt-right dating
There’s no question that we’re living — and looking for love — in contentious times, where extreme political ideologies have all but divided parts of the dating pool. Or have they?
www.cosmopolitan.com
October 29, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Amazing.
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Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
The Onion Investigates: Jeffrey Epstein
YouTube video by The Onion
www.youtube.com
October 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Welp, here it is: maybe the funniest thing we've ever done, in its entirety.
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October 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.
September 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Every time I watch ALIEN I am transfixed thinking to myself "there's no way they've left themselves enough room to get the third horizontal line in that E without it looking like a squashed-in mess!" but no, every single time there it is, and it's beautiful. Most tense part of the movie tbh.
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This whole section really.
September 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This whole section really.
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This footage is still my favorite. It's like Little League all over again for some of those guys in the dugout. You have that one teammate who's just better than everyone else
Shohei hits a homer off Chandler at 120 MPH, gets hilarious reactions from everybody involved.
September 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
This footage is still my favorite. It's like Little League all over again for some of those guys in the dugout. You have that one teammate who's just better than everyone else
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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It seems like every time i honk my clown nose, my wife "has a headache"
September 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It seems like every time i honk my clown nose, my wife "has a headache"
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little league ump getting drilled in the nuts 3 times in 1 game
August 23, 2025 at 3:07 PM
little league ump getting drilled in the nuts 3 times in 1 game
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Tim Curry on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993), in costume as Cardinal Richelieu, holding an original GameBoy.
August 23, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Tim Curry on the set of The Three Musketeers (1993), in costume as Cardinal Richelieu, holding an original GameBoy.
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*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*
This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
August 8, 2025 at 8:28 PM
*young me, developing a strong sense of justice*
This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
This is gonna be great, what an asset, this will never drive me insane
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"First off, I think we should dismantle all welfare programs," Hatsune Miku said. The audience gasped.
W-what the-?! Goku thought.
W-what the-?! Goku thought.
August 7, 2025 at 7:42 AM
"First off, I think we should dismantle all welfare programs," Hatsune Miku said. The audience gasped.
W-what the-?! Goku thought.
W-what the-?! Goku thought.
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
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In the New Yorker profile of Curtis Yarvin, ideological lodestar of Trump, Stephen Miller and the ascendant American technofascist right, we learn that he's been spending time with Blue Labour peer Maurice Glasman, who Starmer's current right-wing genuflections are aimed to please. So that's nice.
July 24, 2025 at 9:16 AM
In the New Yorker profile of Curtis Yarvin, ideological lodestar of Trump, Stephen Miller and the ascendant American technofascist right, we learn that he's been spending time with Blue Labour peer Maurice Glasman, who Starmer's current right-wing genuflections are aimed to please. So that's nice.
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"Chiefly, we learned that we're never gonna do that again", muttered a visibly broken Dr Huang, his haunted stare a thing that will stay with me for a long time.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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What Scientists Learned Scanning the Bodies of 100,000 Brits
A massive database of medical images is offering an unprecedented window into how diseases take hold years before symptoms appear.
www.bloomberg.com
July 20, 2025 at 11:32 AM
"Chiefly, we learned that we're never gonna do that again", muttered a visibly broken Dr Huang, his haunted stare a thing that will stay with me for a long time.
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
www.bloomberg.com/news/article...
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Big Money turning to fascism not because they needed protection from socialism but because they were bored and poisoned their brains with social media is the story of this century I think
oh, we have some straightforward gutter racism. “the blacks and the browns are the reason white people can’t get ahead” www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
July 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Big Money turning to fascism not because they needed protection from socialism but because they were bored and poisoned their brains with social media is the story of this century I think