Laage
@laage.se
Dane living in Sweden. Posts primarily in English, but Swedish and Danish posts may appear from time to time.
Sysadmin working primarily with Windows, AD, Azure AD, Powershell.
Cats and dogs in abundance, plays board games when there's time.
He/him
Sysadmin working primarily with Windows, AD, Azure AD, Powershell.
Cats and dogs in abundance, plays board games when there's time.
He/him
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New here, so a short intro.
Dane living in Sweden. Posts primarily in English, but Swedish and Danish posts may appear from time to time.
Sysadmin with focus on #Entra, #Office365 and #Powershell.
Cats and dogs in abundance. Enjoys #BoardGames.
Dane living in Sweden. Posts primarily in English, but Swedish and Danish posts may appear from time to time.
Sysadmin with focus on #Entra, #Office365 and #Powershell.
Cats and dogs in abundance. Enjoys #BoardGames.
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In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu lies dreaming. I focus on my dreamwatcher machine, making minute adjustments in all five dimensions.
The Great Old One whimpers, vast limbs twitching in unease. What visions can terrify such an entity?
An image forms in the machine.
A classroom.
No trousers.
The Great Old One whimpers, vast limbs twitching in unease. What visions can terrify such an entity?
An image forms in the machine.
A classroom.
No trousers.
November 28, 2025 at 5:29 PM
In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu lies dreaming. I focus on my dreamwatcher machine, making minute adjustments in all five dimensions.
The Great Old One whimpers, vast limbs twitching in unease. What visions can terrify such an entity?
An image forms in the machine.
A classroom.
No trousers.
The Great Old One whimpers, vast limbs twitching in unease. What visions can terrify such an entity?
An image forms in the machine.
A classroom.
No trousers.
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"What are you working on?"
I put the soldering iron on its stand and inspected my work.
"A time travel receiver. I figured out the machine can't travel in time itself."
"Do you have a transmitter too?"
I plugged the power in. "Not yet."
A newspaper appeared in the machine.
"I will, next year."
I put the soldering iron on its stand and inspected my work.
"A time travel receiver. I figured out the machine can't travel in time itself."
"Do you have a transmitter too?"
I plugged the power in. "Not yet."
A newspaper appeared in the machine.
"I will, next year."
November 23, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"What are you working on?"
I put the soldering iron on its stand and inspected my work.
"A time travel receiver. I figured out the machine can't travel in time itself."
"Do you have a transmitter too?"
I plugged the power in. "Not yet."
A newspaper appeared in the machine.
"I will, next year."
I put the soldering iron on its stand and inspected my work.
"A time travel receiver. I figured out the machine can't travel in time itself."
"Do you have a transmitter too?"
I plugged the power in. "Not yet."
A newspaper appeared in the machine.
"I will, next year."
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The witch made him hot chocolate.
"They say I'm strong," he said. "And I am."
He took a sip.
"They say I can overcome any hardship."
"Mm," said the witch.
"And I can. I do."
The witch said nothing.
"But I shouldn't have to!"
"No."
The witch held the hero as he wept.
"No, you shouldn't."
"They say I'm strong," he said. "And I am."
He took a sip.
"They say I can overcome any hardship."
"Mm," said the witch.
"And I can. I do."
The witch said nothing.
"But I shouldn't have to!"
"No."
The witch held the hero as he wept.
"No, you shouldn't."
November 18, 2025 at 7:50 PM
The witch made him hot chocolate.
"They say I'm strong," he said. "And I am."
He took a sip.
"They say I can overcome any hardship."
"Mm," said the witch.
"And I can. I do."
The witch said nothing.
"But I shouldn't have to!"
"No."
The witch held the hero as he wept.
"No, you shouldn't."
"They say I'm strong," he said. "And I am."
He took a sip.
"They say I can overcome any hardship."
"Mm," said the witch.
"And I can. I do."
The witch said nothing.
"But I shouldn't have to!"
"No."
The witch held the hero as he wept.
"No, you shouldn't."
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"There's... er..." My new assistant bookseller faltered.
Over by the window, an open book hovered. As I looked, a page turned.
I picked up my hag stone and peered through it.
"Just a ghost. That's a relief."
"What else..."
"Imps, devils, people with invisibility spells. The last are worst."
Over by the window, an open book hovered. As I looked, a page turned.
I picked up my hag stone and peered through it.
"Just a ghost. That's a relief."
"What else..."
"Imps, devils, people with invisibility spells. The last are worst."
November 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
"There's... er..." My new assistant bookseller faltered.
Over by the window, an open book hovered. As I looked, a page turned.
I picked up my hag stone and peered through it.
"Just a ghost. That's a relief."
"What else..."
"Imps, devils, people with invisibility spells. The last are worst."
Over by the window, an open book hovered. As I looked, a page turned.
I picked up my hag stone and peered through it.
"Just a ghost. That's a relief."
"What else..."
"Imps, devils, people with invisibility spells. The last are worst."
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I Am Lucifer, the Devil, AMA
"Which of your many accomplishments are you most proud of?"
The idea that once your body is done growing, so is your mind.
"Wait, when is our minds done growing?"
You were never meant to be done growing, learning, examining. But you could be persuaded to give it up.
"Which of your many accomplishments are you most proud of?"
The idea that once your body is done growing, so is your mind.
"Wait, when is our minds done growing?"
You were never meant to be done growing, learning, examining. But you could be persuaded to give it up.
November 15, 2025 at 6:13 PM
I Am Lucifer, the Devil, AMA
"Which of your many accomplishments are you most proud of?"
The idea that once your body is done growing, so is your mind.
"Wait, when is our minds done growing?"
You were never meant to be done growing, learning, examining. But you could be persuaded to give it up.
"Which of your many accomplishments are you most proud of?"
The idea that once your body is done growing, so is your mind.
"Wait, when is our minds done growing?"
You were never meant to be done growing, learning, examining. But you could be persuaded to give it up.
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Det her føles meget 2025.
God torsdag. Det er weekend lige om lidt. Og i dag har jeg en sjælden, random fridag.
God torsdag. Det er weekend lige om lidt. Og i dag har jeg en sjælden, random fridag.
November 13, 2025 at 9:06 AM
Det her føles meget 2025.
God torsdag. Det er weekend lige om lidt. Og i dag har jeg en sjælden, random fridag.
God torsdag. Det er weekend lige om lidt. Og i dag har jeg en sjælden, random fridag.
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There was a lot of gossip. Not because they were both very old, and famous. Not only because both used the same pronouns. Mostly because they were different species.
How do they do it?
"Like everybody else," the heir to the Elven throne said.
The dragon smiled. "With love, care, and enthusiasm."
How do they do it?
"Like everybody else," the heir to the Elven throne said.
The dragon smiled. "With love, care, and enthusiasm."
November 12, 2025 at 6:21 PM
There was a lot of gossip. Not because they were both very old, and famous. Not only because both used the same pronouns. Mostly because they were different species.
How do they do it?
"Like everybody else," the heir to the Elven throne said.
The dragon smiled. "With love, care, and enthusiasm."
How do they do it?
"Like everybody else," the heir to the Elven throne said.
The dragon smiled. "With love, care, and enthusiasm."
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Every year, the king would dress up as a merchant and walk around the streets of the capital, listening to what his people were saying.
When the revolutionary army arrived, he was shocked.
"But all my subjects are happy!"
"No! Remote provinces are bled dry, all profits go to the capital!"
When the revolutionary army arrived, he was shocked.
"But all my subjects are happy!"
"No! Remote provinces are bled dry, all profits go to the capital!"
November 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Every year, the king would dress up as a merchant and walk around the streets of the capital, listening to what his people were saying.
When the revolutionary army arrived, he was shocked.
"But all my subjects are happy!"
"No! Remote provinces are bled dry, all profits go to the capital!"
When the revolutionary army arrived, he was shocked.
"But all my subjects are happy!"
"No! Remote provinces are bled dry, all profits go to the capital!"
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”Vi kan inte säga säkert varför det är så”, säger Skolverkets utredare om att elever på friskolornas yrkesprogram har klart sämre etablering på arbetsmarknaden.
Jag har ägnat en stor del av min tid de senaste två åren åt just den frågan. Detta har jag hittat. 🧵
Jag har ägnat en stor del av min tid de senaste två åren åt just den frågan. Detta har jag hittat. 🧵
Friskoleelever halkar efter på arbetsmarknaden
Skolverkets studie visar att friskoleelever har lägre etableringsgrad på arbetsmarknaden än kommunalelever
www.dn.se
October 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
”Vi kan inte säga säkert varför det är så”, säger Skolverkets utredare om att elever på friskolornas yrkesprogram har klart sämre etablering på arbetsmarknaden.
Jag har ägnat en stor del av min tid de senaste två åren åt just den frågan. Detta har jag hittat. 🧵
Jag har ägnat en stor del av min tid de senaste två åren åt just den frågan. Detta har jag hittat. 🧵
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HJÄLP, BORTSPRUNGEN KATT! Min brors fina fina katt Iris har sprungit bort på ett för henne okänt ställe, och är nu troligen i eller omkring Bredängsparken i Stockholm.
Om någon skulle råka befinna sig i de trakterna får ni gärna hålla utkik efter henne och höra av er om hon syns till.
Om någon skulle råka befinna sig i de trakterna får ni gärna hålla utkik efter henne och höra av er om hon syns till.
October 26, 2025 at 8:21 AM
HJÄLP, BORTSPRUNGEN KATT! Min brors fina fina katt Iris har sprungit bort på ett för henne okänt ställe, och är nu troligen i eller omkring Bredängsparken i Stockholm.
Om någon skulle råka befinna sig i de trakterna får ni gärna hålla utkik efter henne och höra av er om hon syns till.
Om någon skulle råka befinna sig i de trakterna får ni gärna hålla utkik efter henne och höra av er om hon syns till.
Är du ett fan av Stephen Kings "The Stand" / "Pestens Tid" bör du verkligen läsa Chuck Wendigs "Wanderers".
Skrämmande och hoppfull samtidigt.
Skrämmande och hoppfull samtidigt.
October 20, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Är du ett fan av Stephen Kings "The Stand" / "Pestens Tid" bör du verkligen läsa Chuck Wendigs "Wanderers".
Skrämmande och hoppfull samtidigt.
Skrämmande och hoppfull samtidigt.
Ice Nine Kills seems to have abandoned straight up horror for sci-fi and superheroes. "The Laugh Track" takes inspiration from both the Nicholson and Ledger interpretation of the Joker.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fbV...
#music #MusicVideo #IceNineKills
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fbV...
#music #MusicVideo #IceNineKills
Ice Nine Kills - The Laugh Track (Official Music Video) [Part 1]
YouTube video by Ice Nine Kills
www.youtube.com
October 10, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Ice Nine Kills seems to have abandoned straight up horror for sci-fi and superheroes. "The Laugh Track" takes inspiration from both the Nicholson and Ledger interpretation of the Joker.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fbV...
#music #MusicVideo #IceNineKills
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fbV...
#music #MusicVideo #IceNineKills
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The time traveller closed the book and stared blankly ahead.
"So," said the author, "was that what-"
"No! That wasn't at all- It's a warning!"
"Allegorical, but y-"
"It's not you I need to kill, it's the person who read this and still wanted to build the Torment Nexus!"
"Kill?"
"I must go!"
"So," said the author, "was that what-"
"No! That wasn't at all- It's a warning!"
"Allegorical, but y-"
"It's not you I need to kill, it's the person who read this and still wanted to build the Torment Nexus!"
"Kill?"
"I must go!"
October 7, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The time traveller closed the book and stared blankly ahead.
"So," said the author, "was that what-"
"No! That wasn't at all- It's a warning!"
"Allegorical, but y-"
"It's not you I need to kill, it's the person who read this and still wanted to build the Torment Nexus!"
"Kill?"
"I must go!"
"So," said the author, "was that what-"
"No! That wasn't at all- It's a warning!"
"Allegorical, but y-"
"It's not you I need to kill, it's the person who read this and still wanted to build the Torment Nexus!"
"Kill?"
"I must go!"
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Önskar jag hade denna energi och kommunikationsförmåga.
Vi förtjänar inte Greta.
Vi förtjänar inte Greta.
October 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Önskar jag hade denna energi och kommunikationsförmåga.
Vi förtjänar inte Greta.
Vi förtjänar inte Greta.
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October 4, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Ni måste bli bättre på att alttexta!
Inte bara för folk som inte kan se era bilder, men också för oss som bara inte fattar vad det är för jäkla kändis ni lägger upp eller vad det är meningen att jag ska fatta av en bild
Inte bara för folk som inte kan se era bilder, men också för oss som bara inte fattar vad det är för jäkla kändis ni lägger upp eller vad det är meningen att jag ska fatta av en bild
October 3, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Ni måste bli bättre på att alttexta!
Inte bara för folk som inte kan se era bilder, men också för oss som bara inte fattar vad det är för jäkla kändis ni lägger upp eller vad det är meningen att jag ska fatta av en bild
Inte bara för folk som inte kan se era bilder, men också för oss som bara inte fattar vad det är för jäkla kändis ni lägger upp eller vad det är meningen att jag ska fatta av en bild
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Om inte årets bild är bilden på en riksdagsledamot som står framför riksdagen och säger att hans enda möjlighet att påverka samhället är genom att smygfota en förälder på en förskola och lägga upp på twitter, ja då kan vi lägga ner årets bild.
October 3, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Om inte årets bild är bilden på en riksdagsledamot som står framför riksdagen och säger att hans enda möjlighet att påverka samhället är genom att smygfota en förälder på en förskola och lägga upp på twitter, ja då kan vi lägga ner årets bild.