Lauren Wright
laaaurenwright.bsky.social
Lauren Wright
@laaaurenwright.bsky.social
United Methodist pastor | VT & Duke Div alum | enneagram 3 | big fan of books, red wine, and all things true crime
sermons are written.
worship activity packs + costumes are assembled.
gifts are wrapped.
champagne is popped -
feeling weirdly, unsettlingly together this Christmas week 🤣
December 24, 2024 at 1:26 AM
pest control guy came to church today, and standing in my office, he said ‘you don’t look like a pastor. you know, you’re young and…a girl’ - to which I said, ‘take it up with God’ and that’s about as charitably as can respond ✨
December 19, 2024 at 7:10 PM
just had to use my inhaler after blowing out my advent candles - and that pretty much sums up clergy in advent 3 😅
December 16, 2024 at 1:45 AM
current level of Sunday afternoon pastor brain: I just got a text from my next door neighbor that my keys are in fact still in my front door 😅
December 8, 2024 at 8:35 PM
there’s no better way to end the work week than with coaching 🫠✨
December 5, 2024 at 8:37 PM
just your stereotypical vegetarian millennial, bringing kale salad to family thanksgiving 🫠
November 29, 2024 at 1:41 AM
any time she sees my sister’s phone, my two year old niece demands ‘I want Lala!!’ and doesn’t relent until I’m facetimed in - my work cementing myself as the fun aunt is officially done ✨🤪
November 26, 2024 at 1:15 AM
there is absolutely nothing more clutch than having a (supportive) retired DS to direct all obscure polity questions to at your charge conference 😆
November 25, 2024 at 1:27 AM
one of these days I’ll master the art of the diy haircut and stop having to spend the next week cutting more tiny pieces each time I do my hair 😵‍💫
November 24, 2024 at 1:41 PM
the downside of growing up with siblings is that I’m far too comfortable responding to names that aren’t mine. today the barista held up a coffee and said, ‘order for Rachel’ and I went to take it on autopilot before remembering that is not in fact my name or my coffee 😂😵‍💫
November 21, 2024 at 1:33 PM
being asked to read people’s BOOM papers is such an honor - what a gift, to be invited into the space of their experience of God in community 💜
November 20, 2024 at 8:54 PM
sure, charge conference is in like 6 days, seems like a great time to -start- panic doing all my paperwork 🫠
November 19, 2024 at 2:38 PM
doing the Lord’s work, educating the elder millennial:
November 17, 2024 at 10:30 PM
the absolute only time I miss being an associate is charge conference paperwork season 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
November 17, 2024 at 5:29 PM
pastors on Sundays:
November 17, 2024 at 12:49 PM
an average day in the family group message:
November 17, 2024 at 1:08 AM
is this where all my -unhinged- thoughts go now?
November 17, 2024 at 1:01 AM