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Cora is a strangelet. Do not touch, lest you become a strangelet yourself.

If I ever mispronoun, it's not an attack. I have trouble remembering my own pronouns! (She/Her BTW)

Keer-ee-ay.
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Another update.

I'm heartbroken.

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Backpedaling, spiraling, all that good stuff.
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I had this idea for a web series (or like, an Adult Swim original) a while back that I called "Knite Kroo", which is basically a bunch of folklore monsters who work at a hardware store during evening/night shift.

I kind of want to make a thread of some of the ideas I had for it, too.

Have fun.
November 29, 2025 at 7:02 AM
They: What's so funny

Me: Nothing

Me: *snrk*

Me: Burlington Goat Factory
November 29, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Bracing for the worst and ordered tent and sleeping bag tonight. Hopefully there'll be good news with disability soon.

In the meantime, you know the routine. Pitch in if you can, share if you can't.

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#MutualAid #HousingAid #Homelessness
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November 29, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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PLEASE DON'T IGNORE THIS!

i've been losing momentum on my gender affirming surgery fundraiser lately, and im stuck at $2799/$9000 right now.

please share this if you can't donate, i really need this surgery to alleviate my dysphoria.

#trans #transcrowdfund #gofundme #surgery
November 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
quote w 4 characters you identify as and tag 4 oomfs to do the same

No tags here.
November 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Feeling this a bit today vis a vis other friends in distress
November 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Tell me why you feel so connected to your favourite game/movie/show without giving away what it is

There's just something so wholesome about starting an adventure with ideations of cake and then the endgame focuses around you fighting literal deities and horrors beyond comprehension.
tell me why you feel so connected to your favourite game/movie/show without giving away what it is

just focus on ur experience of it

my fav makes me feel surreal unnerving dread that comes with seeing horrors of the world around you and it's just kinda...ignored. but u gotta fight anyway...
November 28, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Egg donor: wHy cAnT wE bE mOer LikE tHe wAltoNs :(

Also egg donor: *is a vindictive bitch who routinely blames her siblings for her faults in life, projects flaws onto others, and is also a felon of financial crimes who didn't learn her fucking lesson*
November 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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my manager griup texting us like "happy thanksgiving!!" As if she didnt make the last few days hell
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Packing stuff tomorrow, probably pawning off stuff, then working towards getting a sleeping bag. Maybe a tent if something major happens.

#MutualAid #Homeless #HousingAid

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November 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Packing stuff tomorrow, probably pawning off stuff, then working towards getting a sleeping bag. Maybe a tent if something major happens.

#MutualAid #Homeless #HousingAid

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November 28, 2025 at 4:48 AM
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
If I'm spending $100k on a personal vehicle, it better be a sentient doomsday device that creates a special raid boss event
November 28, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Why the fuck does every personal loan site explode into fifteen shady subsites whenever I look for money options

I'm not going to put my full SSN on mrfancyloantoday dot co dot 2, let alone most legitimate sites

Fuck off
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Me: I'm only a jackass for the bit.

Shoulder Skelly: M'lord, in vino veritas applies to more than just wine. The internet releases inhibition and restraint, and offers no punishment for rotten behavior. You are free to express arrogance and disdain for all to see, for I see no binds of tact on you.
June 1, 2025 at 4:55 PM
In hindsight, Middle/High School set sitcoms set an incredibly unrealistic precedence for the possibility of encountering a foreign exchange student
November 27, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Next life I want to be a Bodega cat
November 27, 2025 at 6:38 PM
When's someone going to get it through to the chuckleheads in Congress that just because a service doesn't bring in revenue on paper, it doesn't mean it's not worth keeping

Like, I don't buy gasoline because the ROI goes down the drain from the moment I start the ignition

#CongressMustStarve
November 27, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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different types of squidward
November 10, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Not thankful for a lot this year.

But you guys? Yeah, thankful for you.
November 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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You know what

If y'all can get me $2000 more raised by by the start of December, I will get the "Born To Die World Is A Fuck" meme tattoed on my bicep.

I will commit to this and use it as an excuse to launch myself into politics.

#MutualAid #Homelessness #HousingAid

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November 27, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Oh cool, storage unit reservation got canceled because Walmart uwu double charged.

When the fuck does bad luck mitigation kick in for this stupid ahh game we're playing because I feel like I should have gotten something good by now
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 AM
Discourse time!

I think the most effective solution to getting people to stop throwing shade at you is to stop doing shit that prompts people to throw shade at you.

Like, say, waffle discourse.
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Guys, as a ex call center employee, this is fucking DESPERATION BEHAVIOR.

Pizza and ice cream once may be an entire year's planned discretionary budget for a team, they do NOT value them enough to provide common comfort. If their doing this? Their not just scared, their TERRIFIED.
Spoke with a source who told me the call volume is so high, a call center for both Mastercard & Visa is bringing out pizza and ice cream so agents don’t quite amid the rush. Long waits are causing dropped calls.

What you’re doing is working. Call MC & Visa.
November 27, 2025 at 2:42 AM