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kyre
@kyre.bsky.social
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Guardian of the Niggafeed

aka @kyreoffline

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Its Working Nigga
October 20, 2024 at 12:58 PM
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if she has this kettle, RUN ❗️❗️❗️
she is very nice and u probably dont deserve her
Ghosted photography of the Fellow company’s flagship kettle. It is a matte black, adorned with a dark spruce handle. The spout is remarkably spindly.
April 28, 2024 at 4:51 PM
kyre.bsky.social
damn they got right to the point
Screenshot of an Instagram Stories ad for Pizza Hut, featuring a top-level view of an open box of large, perforated pizza. It is slightly undercooked, topped with pepperoni, grilled onion slices, mozzarella cheese, bell peppers, sausage, and mushrooms. The black-bordered white text in the center simply reads, “Buy pizza.”
January 10, 2024 at 4:30 AM
kyre.bsky.social
this how niggas be watching ur girl looking for signs of unhappiness
Picture of a bald, brown-skinned man with tattoos, wearing a white tank top, gold chain, and expensive watch. He has one elbow on the table, forearm extended up with his fist covering his mouth, clearly deep in thought. He stares intensely at a computer in front of him.
December 21, 2023 at 7:07 AM
kyre.bsky.social
TWINNNNNN
Photograph of Lana Del Rey and Nicki Minaj, looking out over a concrete balcony, each with a cigarette in hand. They look downward, as if to ruminate on the people below, or on their own lives.
December 21, 2023 at 6:55 AM
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3D-rendered yellow emoji face, with tightened, narrowing eyes and a loosely open mouth. it looks at you, judgingly
November 30, 2023 at 1:34 AM
kyre.bsky.social
rookie numbers
partial screenshot of iphone homescreen dock; showing 96 missed calls and 277 unread messages.
November 28, 2023 at 10:16 AM
kyre.bsky.social
how big was the gyatt dr. lecter
Black and white photograph of Mads Mikkelsen, holding his hands up, gesturing with his hands to indicate the presence of a large gyatt
November 24, 2023 at 1:41 AM
kyre.bsky.social
ok hear me out
October 29, 2023 at 4:01 AM
kyre.bsky.social
“my colleague is having an affair☝️🤓” nigga mind yo business 😭😭
October 15, 2023 at 7:47 PM
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grey tabby cat taking a selfie in a lush green trail, winking, with a docile rottweiler behind him
October 13, 2023 at 6:04 PM
kyre.bsky.social
y’all be like “it would be so funny if” and then its like the most painfully unfunny shit ever
picture of Travis Scott, a rapper, shown from the neck up, rubbing his forehead with his eyes closed, attempting to communicate anguish.
July 8, 2023 at 9:55 AM
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📷 california housing crisis so bad the sparrows are moving into co-op birdhousing 😢😢😢
digital camera preview screen showing a birdhouse with 10 holes
July 5, 2023 at 2:58 AM
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lobster is a blight on polite society and has done exponentially more damage to our world than comic sans could ever hope to
Lobster typeface specimen, displaying both lowercase and capital letters.
July 3, 2023 at 9:40 PM
kyre.bsky.social
me watching unmelanated people expose themselves on the niggafeed
cell-shaded drawing of a bald shadowy figure watching something below it, with eyes the color of the moonlight that illuminates its silhouette
July 3, 2023 at 9:24 AM
kyre.bsky.social
BREAKING: Wallace and Gromit have been banned in 42 countries
cover of Wallace and Gromit: Crackers In Space, featuring the titular characters falling from a comically large block of cheese. Gromit, the dog, wears a mouthless expression as Wallace, the human, clothed in brown trousers and a green sweater vest, grimaces at the depths below.
July 2, 2023 at 10:20 PM
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made big poopies today. big stinky poopies. big shit logs. steaming hot poopie shit logs with loud farts
cute miniature plastic sculpture of a monkey making steaming hot stinky poopies on the toilet, reading a book
June 30, 2023 at 8:18 AM
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me teaching my homie about comphet so i can hit
the devil sitting on a brick wall with jesus, discussing compulsory heterosexuality
June 26, 2023 at 7:38 PM
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smiley face emoji
June 26, 2023 at 4:59 PM
kyre.bsky.social
can i come in i brought drinks
6 pack of diet coke, laying on a high pile carpet
June 26, 2023 at 4:30 PM
kyre.bsky.social
banging the walls of the panopticon
juicy burger dripping with sauce cheese lettuce tomato and grilled onions on a white plate
June 26, 2023 at 4:11 PM
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this is about tops and bottoms btw
instagram story from nicki minaj: givers must set boundaries because the takers never do
June 26, 2023 at 1:09 AM
kyre.bsky.social
got my allergy test results back and now realizing i have to be the “is this gluten free” person
thumbnail of a succession episode breakdown video on youtube - jeremy strong’s face with large bold text that reads “SUICIDE?”
June 23, 2023 at 12:35 AM
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muji????
June 22, 2023 at 6:29 PM
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whoooos hunggyyyyyy 😍😍😍😍🍕
June 21, 2023 at 11:12 PM