Kylotronic
@kylotronic.bsky.social
Made entirely of God's spare parts.
In case of rapture, this account will not change in any significant way.
September 23, 2025 at 1:49 PM
In case of rapture, this account will not change in any significant way.
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Everyday there are like three headlines:
1. Trump gives himself $1,000,000,000,000
2. Here’s irrefutable evidence Trump is a pedophile
3. Thousands of immigrants in churches, farms, and schools were killed and/or sent to slave death camps by masked men today
1. Trump gives himself $1,000,000,000,000
2. Here’s irrefutable evidence Trump is a pedophile
3. Thousands of immigrants in churches, farms, and schools were killed and/or sent to slave death camps by masked men today
July 26, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Everyday there are like three headlines:
1. Trump gives himself $1,000,000,000,000
2. Here’s irrefutable evidence Trump is a pedophile
3. Thousands of immigrants in churches, farms, and schools were killed and/or sent to slave death camps by masked men today
1. Trump gives himself $1,000,000,000,000
2. Here’s irrefutable evidence Trump is a pedophile
3. Thousands of immigrants in churches, farms, and schools were killed and/or sent to slave death camps by masked men today
Take me back to Super Nintendo World!
July 9, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Take me back to Super Nintendo World!
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It's hard to avoid recalling this passage from the English historian Tony Judt:
July 2, 2025 at 3:51 PM
It's hard to avoid recalling this passage from the English historian Tony Judt:
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The Bluesky Paradox: every demand to open comments is an argument against opening comments
June 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
The Bluesky Paradox: every demand to open comments is an argument against opening comments
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“It’s gonna be a great night in Oklahoma City” (everything closed two hours ago)
June 23, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“It’s gonna be a great night in Oklahoma City” (everything closed two hours ago)
Such a lovely summer solstice evening.
June 22, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Such a lovely summer solstice evening.
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If you were hiking in the Echo Lake Park mountains yesterday and faintly heard Kass's theme, that was me
June 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If you were hiking in the Echo Lake Park mountains yesterday and faintly heard Kass's theme, that was me
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Person who is gay: I'm gay
Person who is straight: I'm straight
Person who is bisexual: I'm bisexual
Person who is from Schaumburg IL: I'm from Chicago
Person who is straight: I'm straight
Person who is bisexual: I'm bisexual
Person who is from Schaumburg IL: I'm from Chicago
June 9, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Person who is gay: I'm gay
Person who is straight: I'm straight
Person who is bisexual: I'm bisexual
Person who is from Schaumburg IL: I'm from Chicago
Person who is straight: I'm straight
Person who is bisexual: I'm bisexual
Person who is from Schaumburg IL: I'm from Chicago
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i saw rfk jr swimming through the chuck e. cheese ball pit like an eel
June 3, 2025 at 2:18 AM
i saw rfk jr swimming through the chuck e. cheese ball pit like an eel
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reading dorian gray the way oscar wilde intended
June 2, 2025 at 5:22 PM
reading dorian gray the way oscar wilde intended
The only doctrine that conservatives actually believe in is that they should be able to do whatever they want and other people should have to do whatever conservatives want.
May 29, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The only doctrine that conservatives actually believe in is that they should be able to do whatever they want and other people should have to do whatever conservatives want.
What was this movie for you? For me, it was Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves starring Kevin Costner.
It's not a good movie.
It's not a good movie.
May 11, 2025 at 4:11 AM
What was this movie for you? For me, it was Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves starring Kevin Costner.
It's not a good movie.
It's not a good movie.
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YOUR DREAMS CAN COMING TRUE
May 5, 2025 at 12:35 AM
YOUR DREAMS CAN COMING TRUE
Just went into a small, local independent grocery store and didn't find what I was looking for. On the way out, one of the workers said to me "Thank you for coming in. You didn't get anything but we're still happy with you."
This is a new kind of customer service.I've never encountered before
This is a new kind of customer service.I've never encountered before
April 28, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Just went into a small, local independent grocery store and didn't find what I was looking for. On the way out, one of the workers said to me "Thank you for coming in. You didn't get anything but we're still happy with you."
This is a new kind of customer service.I've never encountered before
This is a new kind of customer service.I've never encountered before
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But we're going to have beautiful empty shelves and it's something I think you'll be seeing very soon. We won't be the country of clutter anymore. [doing accordion hands] it's called minimalism. Ok?
April 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
But we're going to have beautiful empty shelves and it's something I think you'll be seeing very soon. We won't be the country of clutter anymore. [doing accordion hands] it's called minimalism. Ok?
Photos from the rave the other afternoon
April 27, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Photos from the rave the other afternoon
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finally a politician i can get behind
April 26, 2025 at 2:30 PM
finally a politician i can get behind