In this house, the only king is Dorito.
October 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
In this house, the only king is Dorito.
Exactly how my day went
August 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Exactly how my day went
This Bitch be like you miss me?!? Yaaaas 🫰
June 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
This Bitch be like you miss me?!? Yaaaas 🫰
Dorito is very…Versace
February 22, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Dorito is very…Versace
I fear my alcohol consumption will increase tenfold 😩
February 1, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I fear my alcohol consumption will increase tenfold 😩
I have a 4 month old which is already leading me to drink heavily.
January 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I have a 4 month old which is already leading me to drink heavily.
Dorito’s lil face kills me 😭
January 24, 2025 at 7:37 AM
Dorito’s lil face kills me 😭
