Kyle McKenna
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Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison is basically the plot of the Substance
March 3, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Demi Moore losing to Mikey Madison is basically the plot of the Substance
I’ve been thinking about the tortured relationship between ketchup and the potato
french fries + ketchup = normal, fine
baked potato + ketchup = questionable, confusing
mashed potatoes + ketchup = chaotic, upsetting
french fries + ketchup = normal, fine
baked potato + ketchup = questionable, confusing
mashed potatoes + ketchup = chaotic, upsetting
January 30, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I’ve been thinking about the tortured relationship between ketchup and the potato
french fries + ketchup = normal, fine
baked potato + ketchup = questionable, confusing
mashed potatoes + ketchup = chaotic, upsetting
french fries + ketchup = normal, fine
baked potato + ketchup = questionable, confusing
mashed potatoes + ketchup = chaotic, upsetting
when my nemesis has a bounce house at his birthday party
January 29, 2025 at 5:05 PM
when my nemesis has a bounce house at his birthday party
Technically 51 silos and this is episode 51?! Coincidence I think not @elysiacb.bsky.social
January 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Technically 51 silos and this is episode 51?! Coincidence I think not @elysiacb.bsky.social
Silo season 2 finale premiere at 9pm EST tonight! @elysiacb.bsky.social
January 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Silo season 2 finale premiere at 9pm EST tonight! @elysiacb.bsky.social
a lot of people are leaving Game Night off of their best movies of 2024 lists just because — these are their words — “it came out in 2018, Kyle,” which is, frankly, the kind of close-minded thinking that got us into the predicament we are in as a society
January 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
a lot of people are leaving Game Night off of their best movies of 2024 lists just because — these are their words — “it came out in 2018, Kyle,” which is, frankly, the kind of close-minded thinking that got us into the predicament we are in as a society
"what day of the week is it?!" i shout into the abyss every morniing between christmas and new year's
the wind howls in the distance but offers no reply
"fair enough," i mutter. "i shall remain in pajama pants."
the wind howls in the distance but offers no reply
"fair enough," i mutter. "i shall remain in pajama pants."
December 29, 2024 at 3:35 AM
"what day of the week is it?!" i shout into the abyss every morniing between christmas and new year's
the wind howls in the distance but offers no reply
"fair enough," i mutter. "i shall remain in pajama pants."
the wind howls in the distance but offers no reply
"fair enough," i mutter. "i shall remain in pajama pants."
love a movie where the bad guy inexplicably knows parkour
December 20, 2024 at 5:26 PM
love a movie where the bad guy inexplicably knows parkour
it is good to have both long-term and short-term goals
for example, my long-term goals include finding a healthy work/life balance and staying close with the people who are important to me, and my short-term goal is to sneak a whole gyro into my second showing of Gladiator II
for example, my long-term goals include finding a healthy work/life balance and staying close with the people who are important to me, and my short-term goal is to sneak a whole gyro into my second showing of Gladiator II
December 1, 2024 at 4:49 PM
it is good to have both long-term and short-term goals
for example, my long-term goals include finding a healthy work/life balance and staying close with the people who are important to me, and my short-term goal is to sneak a whole gyro into my second showing of Gladiator II
for example, my long-term goals include finding a healthy work/life balance and staying close with the people who are important to me, and my short-term goal is to sneak a whole gyro into my second showing of Gladiator II
November 17, 2024 at 9:11 PM
People used to roll wooden barrels around. Everywhere you looked you saw people rolling barrels on or off of trucks. You don’t see that many barrel rollers these days.
October 22, 2024 at 4:30 PM
People used to roll wooden barrels around. Everywhere you looked you saw people rolling barrels on or off of trucks. You don’t see that many barrel rollers these days.
Silence Is Not An Option: The Public Deserves To Know Who Jake From State Farm Is Voting For
October 7, 2024 at 2:30 AM
Silence Is Not An Option: The Public Deserves To Know Who Jake From State Farm Is Voting For
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,477,314!
September 17, 2024 at 5:01 PM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,477,314!
you are welcome to watch the presidential debate tonight if you want to but don’t forget that you can also go to Peacock and watch any episode of Columbo instead
you have options is my point
you have options is my point
September 11, 2024 at 2:15 AM
you are welcome to watch the presidential debate tonight if you want to but don’t forget that you can also go to Peacock and watch any episode of Columbo instead
you have options is my point
you have options is my point
#Longlegs should be in the conversation for scariest movie of the year. Based on the psychological aspect of it.
If you’re expecting “SCARY” as in jump scares, this isn’t the movie for you
But if you like scary, as in it stays with you after you see it.
This is that movie.
If you’re expecting “SCARY” as in jump scares, this isn’t the movie for you
But if you like scary, as in it stays with you after you see it.
This is that movie.
July 13, 2024 at 4:37 AM
#Longlegs should be in the conversation for scariest movie of the year. Based on the psychological aspect of it.
If you’re expecting “SCARY” as in jump scares, this isn’t the movie for you
But if you like scary, as in it stays with you after you see it.
This is that movie.
If you’re expecting “SCARY” as in jump scares, this isn’t the movie for you
But if you like scary, as in it stays with you after you see it.
This is that movie.
my biggest problem so far with Presumed Innocent is that Jake Gyllenhaal’s character — overworked prosecutor in a crumbling marriage who manages stress poorly — should not be that shredded
July 8, 2024 at 3:58 PM
my biggest problem so far with Presumed Innocent is that Jake Gyllenhaal’s character — overworked prosecutor in a crumbling marriage who manages stress poorly — should not be that shredded
“do you want Carmy and Sydney to hook up on this season of The Bear” no dude i just want the sandwiches to be okay
June 27, 2024 at 2:14 AM
“do you want Carmy and Sydney to hook up on this season of The Bear” no dude i just want the sandwiches to be okay
Long holiday weekend ahead but you’re stuck inside? Consider tackling a big project. I plan to keep plugging away on a biggie: the world’s first and only hip-hop musical about Alexander Hamilton.
May 23, 2024 at 3:48 PM
Long holiday weekend ahead but you’re stuck inside? Consider tackling a big project. I plan to keep plugging away on a biggie: the world’s first and only hip-hop musical about Alexander Hamilton.
last night I had a dream where Jeff Daniels was an FBI agent who tried to arrest me for cocaine trafficking because I matched the description of the actual suspect he was looking for so maybe I need to switch to cartoons before bedtime for a while
May 20, 2024 at 8:48 PM
last night I had a dream where Jeff Daniels was an FBI agent who tried to arrest me for cocaine trafficking because I matched the description of the actual suspect he was looking for so maybe I need to switch to cartoons before bedtime for a while
my Shogun season two idea is that we do everything exactly the same as the first season — shot-for-shot and line-for-line — but we swap in Paul Rudd as Blackthorne
April 29, 2024 at 2:30 PM
my Shogun season two idea is that we do everything exactly the same as the first season — shot-for-shot and line-for-line — but we swap in Paul Rudd as Blackthorne
a little annoyed that someone has been using my debit card for small purchases all over town this week
extremely annoyed that no one at the bank got my Beekeeper reference when i was there to get the charges reversed
extremely annoyed that no one at the bank got my Beekeeper reference when i was there to get the charges reversed
April 23, 2024 at 10:24 PM
a little annoyed that someone has been using my debit card for small purchases all over town this week
extremely annoyed that no one at the bank got my Beekeeper reference when i was there to get the charges reversed
extremely annoyed that no one at the bank got my Beekeeper reference when i was there to get the charges reversed
i will give Mark Zuckerberg this and this alone: i suspect it is pretty weird to know that almost every single person you talk to has watched an Oscar-winning movie about what a loser and prick you were at age 19
April 15, 2024 at 5:02 PM
i will give Mark Zuckerberg this and this alone: i suspect it is pretty weird to know that almost every single person you talk to has watched an Oscar-winning movie about what a loser and prick you were at age 19
paul rudd has been 34 years old for his entire life
April 15, 2024 at 12:15 AM
paul rudd has been 34 years old for his entire life
ROAD HOUSE (2024)
-- Jake Gyllenhaal accidentally murders a goon via crocodile
-- completely insane Billy Magnussen performance (compliment)
-- Jessica Williams should be in more movies
-- Jake Gyllenhaal accidentally murders a goon via crocodile
-- completely insane Billy Magnussen performance (compliment)
-- Jessica Williams should be in more movies
April 10, 2024 at 4:36 PM
ROAD HOUSE (2024)
-- Jake Gyllenhaal accidentally murders a goon via crocodile
-- completely insane Billy Magnussen performance (compliment)
-- Jessica Williams should be in more movies
-- Jake Gyllenhaal accidentally murders a goon via crocodile
-- completely insane Billy Magnussen performance (compliment)
-- Jessica Williams should be in more movies