Kyle McAuley
@kylemcauley.bsky.social
Oceans guy. ACLS fellow. Fan of the SF Giants and the G train. Opinions mine.
https://www.acls.org/fellow-grantees/kyle-mcauley/
https://www.acls.org/fellow-grantees/kyle-mcauley/
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Wanna know exactly what NIL tax fraud looks like?
We've got months of emails exposing how UCLA steered donors to a willing charity while earmarking the funds for football.
We've got months of emails exposing how UCLA steered donors to a willing charity while earmarking the funds for football.
November 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Wanna know exactly what NIL tax fraud looks like?
We've got months of emails exposing how UCLA steered donors to a willing charity while earmarking the funds for football.
We've got months of emails exposing how UCLA steered donors to a willing charity while earmarking the funds for football.
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November 8, 2025 at 5:29 PM
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[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
November 25, 2023 at 5:17 PM
[Gus Johnson commentating the 1914 assassination of Archduke Franz Ferdinand in Sarajevo] Princip, stepping out of the crowd. Princip! PRINCIP. OHHHH. GAVRILO PRINCIP
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"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
June 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
"GOOD FUCKING RIDDANCE"
Haven’t seen the right answer to the latest NYT puzzle yet so here you go
June 24, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Haven’t seen the right answer to the latest NYT puzzle yet so here you go
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THE MOTHERFUCKING KNICKS
May 22, 2025 at 2:18 AM
THE MOTHERFUCKING KNICKS
Grew tomatoes from seed this year and they’re so big now that the very tall plants are blocking the the medium tall plants from the grow lights and as the tallest person in my family I respect this shithead behavior
May 12, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Grew tomatoes from seed this year and they’re so big now that the very tall plants are blocking the the medium tall plants from the grow lights and as the tallest person in my family I respect this shithead behavior
An American from the Midwest who moves to Europe? The pope is an Edith Wharton character
May 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
An American from the Midwest who moves to Europe? The pope is an Edith Wharton character
New pope went to Villanova and the Knicks won last night, Brunson finals MVP has been ordained
May 8, 2025 at 7:48 PM
New pope went to Villanova and the Knicks won last night, Brunson finals MVP has been ordained
This is the only correct take on this piece
you get the millennial job security you get, not the millennial job security you want
“Massive numbers of students are going to emerge from university with degrees, and into the workforce, who are essentially illiterate…Both in the literal sense and in the sense of being historically illiterate and having no knowledge of their own culture, much less anyone else’s.”
May 7, 2025 at 12:56 PM
This is the only correct take on this piece
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my asecs talk
polygenism, monogenism, brownness
I want to begin by saying the talk I’m giving is not the talk I meant to give. As you’ll see I start in one place and end up somewhere else. I apologize if my doing so takes us off topic.
polygenism, monogenism, brownness
I want to begin by saying the talk I’m giving is not the talk I meant to give. As you’ll see I start in one place and end up somewhere else. I apologize if my doing so takes us off topic.
March 31, 2025 at 4:54 PM
my asecs talk
polygenism, monogenism, brownness
I want to begin by saying the talk I’m giving is not the talk I meant to give. As you’ll see I start in one place and end up somewhere else. I apologize if my doing so takes us off topic.
polygenism, monogenism, brownness
I want to begin by saying the talk I’m giving is not the talk I meant to give. As you’ll see I start in one place and end up somewhere else. I apologize if my doing so takes us off topic.
“wintry mix” is sleet erasure
February 9, 2025 at 2:38 AM
“wintry mix” is sleet erasure
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james cook is incredible
January 27, 2025 at 1:50 AM
james cook is incredible
Phoebe Bridgers, Ayo Edebiri, and Clairo were at my local karaoke bar last night, and when Ayo did Wuthering Heights let me tell you the head voice was *chef’s kiss*
January 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Phoebe Bridgers, Ayo Edebiri, and Clairo were at my local karaoke bar last night, and when Ayo did Wuthering Heights let me tell you the head voice was *chef’s kiss*
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This wk has been terrifying & unhinging for obvious reasons, but today the icing on the cake was walking into my apt complex, thinking to myself that this is truly prime fire weather, minutes later getting a Watch Duty alert abt a fire blocks away, & packing go bags. Who needs the Paris Agreement.
January 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This wk has been terrifying & unhinging for obvious reasons, but today the icing on the cake was walking into my apt complex, thinking to myself that this is truly prime fire weather, minutes later getting a Watch Duty alert abt a fire blocks away, & packing go bags. Who needs the Paris Agreement.
Finally saw CONCLAVE, a movie about how if you speak up in a meeting you’ll just wind up with more work
January 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Finally saw CONCLAVE, a movie about how if you speak up in a meeting you’ll just wind up with more work
When did Delta’s pre-flight music switch to Love is Blind Adult Contemporary?
January 8, 2025 at 1:52 PM
When did Delta’s pre-flight music switch to Love is Blind Adult Contemporary?
The Brutalist is very smart about decoupling an immigrant narrative from nationalism. When Erzsébet says “they do not want us here” and László says “I know” the recognition feels like a chant, in the devotional sense. The way they wander in the desert of America’s early colonies is really well done
January 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The Brutalist is very smart about decoupling an immigrant narrative from nationalism. When Erzsébet says “they do not want us here” and László says “I know” the recognition feels like a chant, in the devotional sense. The way they wander in the desert of America’s early colonies is really well done
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the reason an MFA doesnt improve your writing is because it cant instill in you the single most important quality for a good writer to have: being an absolute weirdo who really wants to make people understand the perverse undulations of their gremlin brain
December 30, 2024 at 8:56 PM
the reason an MFA doesnt improve your writing is because it cant instill in you the single most important quality for a good writer to have: being an absolute weirdo who really wants to make people understand the perverse undulations of their gremlin brain
“I don’t play fantasy football” OK but the job market is fantasy academia
December 31, 2024 at 3:25 PM
“I don’t play fantasy football” OK but the job market is fantasy academia
Underrated great feeling: driving your own car after being away for the holidays
December 29, 2024 at 7:43 PM
Underrated great feeling: driving your own car after being away for the holidays
Tired: Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Wired: Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie
Inspired: The Muppet Christmas Carol is an action movie
Wired: Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie
Inspired: The Muppet Christmas Carol is an action movie
December 23, 2024 at 2:32 PM
Tired: Die Hard is a Christmas movie
Wired: Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie
Inspired: The Muppet Christmas Carol is an action movie
Wired: Eyes Wide Shut is a Christmas movie
Inspired: The Muppet Christmas Carol is an action movie
If I were SMU, I would simply play an entirely different football game
December 21, 2024 at 6:45 PM
If I were SMU, I would simply play an entirely different football game