Kyle Götz
kylegoetz.com
Kyle Götz
@kylegoetz.com
lapsed matholic and former small tech general counsel; dad to three little girls; tennis enthusiast; Deutsch, español, 日本語, Unison, Typescript, Rust
So Congress is going to abdicate this power too, huh? This is a declaration of war, which the President is not empowered to do.
President Donald Trump abruptly ordered the airspace closed above and around Venezuela on Saturday, further escalating tensions between the U.S. president and Venezuelan dictator Nicolás Maduro, wh...
Trump orders the closure of Venezuelan airspace
The president's action comes amid a massive buildup of American military in the region.
www.politico.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:40 PM
When did the Cotton Eye Joe stop being a dance you do with your arms around your buddies' shoulders and become this abomination instead?!? youtube.com/shorts/1VKmF...

Literally every YouTube video is this larping zoomer junk
Cotton Eye Joe - Line Dance 🤠
YouTube video by Heart of Country Swing
youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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November 22, 2025 at 1:34 AM
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🇳🇱 Welkom! The Unison Dutch meetup is tomorrow!

If you're in the Netherlands, rsvp and say hello to the friendly Unison crew there!🌷
Dutch Unison Meetup
Join us for a fun Dutch Unison Meetup where we'll connect, chat, and enjoy each other's company!
www.eventbrite.com
November 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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On the other site, an 18-year-old Zohran canvasser described the legendary Wallace Shawn as "the actor who plays Dr. Sturgis on Young Sheldon" which is honestly adorable
November 2, 2025 at 8:02 PM
I immediately block any account that limits replies. If you don't want to hear from me, I don't need to hear from you.
November 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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The most spectacular costume of 2025? That honor belongs to…
November 2, 2025 at 11:25 AM
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
milky wap
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Sno-Cops
Change one letter, ruin a candy.

Twig
October 30, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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"The things I do for ecumenical rapprochement..."
October 28, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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My dad sent me this
October 27, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I have a very bad feeling about this...
October 27, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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October 25, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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I hate evil
October 20, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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[checks calendar]
October 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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the Muppets have been real quiet since the Louvre heist
October 19, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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October 16, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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We have armed secret police kidnapping people off the street based on the color of their skin.

When we win: we will haul them before a Senate committee. The masks will come off. There will be consequences.
October 12, 2025 at 4:44 PM
She doesn't deserve the Peace Prize, but how funny would it be if she won, given how obsessed her husband is with winning it? That's the ultimate troll opp. abcnews.go.com/Politics/mel...
Melania Trump says she and Putin communicating about children affected by war
First lady Melania Trump announced that she and Russian President Vladimir Putin have had an "open channel of communication" regarding children impacted by the war.
abcnews.go.com
October 10, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.
October 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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"The hundreds of billions of dollars companies are investing in AI now account for an astonishing 40 per cent share of US GDP growth this year... In a way, then, America has become one big bet on AI."
America is now one big bet on AI
It’s seen as the magic fix for every threat to the US economy
www.ft.com
October 6, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Fun fact for readers of my books: Mr. Autumn Man helped develop the lore of the fictional TV show HALLS OF POWER, which is the one throughline in the Linda Booksmatic Universe.
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt https://theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-down-street-with-cup-of-coffee-1819574012/
October 2, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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New: Last night in the Senate, Ted Cruz blocked a bill that would have prevented data brokers from selling personal data on anyone in the United States, and not just federal lawmakers and government officials.
Ted Cruz blocks bill that would extend privacy protections to all Americans | TechCrunch
The Texas senator blocked a bill that would have prevented data brokers from selling personal data on anyone in the United States, and not just federal lawmakers and government officials.
techcrunch.com
September 30, 2025 at 8:09 PM
I was flagged as spam by Tumblr AI and banned bc I am running a fanzine and apparently DMed too many contributors with /solicited/ messages. Today, a comment about my lack of electrical skill was flagged by Reddit AI as a threat of violence. 15yo 300k+ karma account banned.

Tldr fuck AI moderation.
September 30, 2025 at 1:11 AM