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4-panel Extra Fabulous comic. First panel: a balding, middle-aged stand-up comedian wearing sunglasses and holding a drink performing in front of a "Comedy Nite" sign, saying "I hate my wife." Second panel: an audience of men laugh with delight, some with tears in his eyes. Third panel: the comic shrugs helplessly. Fourth panel: the male audience cheers in ecstasy.
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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pretty big talk for somebody who has no Wikipedia article, Klaus
n a 1993 article which presented a revision of 167 species described by Rudow, German entomologist Klaus Horstmann described him as "undoubtedly the most incompetent" taxonomist of Ichneumonidae.
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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sir I will not tolerate this this racism against me and my fully autonomous robot butler
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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surveillance footage of the January 6 pipe bomber
November 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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lmaoooooooo
"Subscription required."
November 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
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I very, very much enjoyed this piece. Thank you. This, though...this is some art.
“It seems that there are enough voters to put him in power—but if New Yorkers begin to flee in droves, it could force him to moderate,” the piece said, echoing a hilariously implausible scare poll from the Daily Mail warning that “at least 765,000” New Yorkers will “definitely” leave the city if Mamdani is given a chance to implement his terrifying agenda of, uh, making the buses free. The writers at the Post, small-town residents that they are, seem to have fallen prey to smooth-talking big-city con men. How typical.
November 4, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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the old authoritarian master stroke
Trump's face drooping
October 27, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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meme of a hand preparing to hit a large blue button that reads "a-nutting"
October 25, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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lmaooooo
At each debate, the campaigns bring crowds of supporters who chant from fenced-in areas outside the event. Mamdani’s supporters dispersed after he arrived, but Sliwa’s supporters have stayed. They are waving American flags and chanting “Drop out Cuomo, drop out!” Cuomo’s supporters are still here, awaiting the arrival of the former governor.
October 22, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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The "BattleBots" splash screen from the early 2000s, crudely revised to read "BattleGays"
October 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Scene from the Death of Stalin where the remaining Moscow doctors are pointing at the respirator
October 19, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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October 17, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Josh Hawley daintily fleeing January 6 rioters
October 7, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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speaking of which, did this happen or no? www.theverge.com/2023/10/26/2...
Elon Musk gives X employees one year to replace your bank‘You won’t need a bank account... it would blow my mind if we don’t have that rolled out by the end of next year.’ by Alex Heath and Jacob Kastrenakes Oct 26, 2023 at 9:25 PM EDT
October 6, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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ok, fine, i lol'ed
an AI rendering of a pill bottle with a label that says "PROBABLY GOOD FOR BLOOD PRESSURE"
September 28, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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clapping emoji
September 28, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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Muammar Gadaffi waving his arms and rambling in front of the UN
September 28, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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if only the Führer knew
Brandon hit pause. Trump’s treatment of the federal workforce was clearly an error, he thought. The president had delegated authority to bad people, especially Musk and the young engineers running DOGE, who didn’t understand or care about the government and the people who made it function. But Trump had a lot to manage, Brandon thought. He probably didn’t know about everything Musk and DOGE were doing. Suddenly, Brandon thought he knew why God was testing him: It was his job to help Trump correct the error, before it became a mistake.
September 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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bluesky fail
September 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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wow, sounds magical
“We would go and there was always a table of illustrious people, college professors, scientists, Nobel laureates — accomplished people who were fun to listen to. On one occasion he had an evening of comedians and another time it was an evening of magicians. David Blaine was there and he was swallowing live goldfish and then regurgitating them. We never, ever, saw Jeffrey with underage girls. He always had a girlfriend but never an underage girlfriend,” Allen continued.
September 14, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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welp
September 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Sopranos character Ray Curto having a stroke in an FBI agent's car
September 5, 2025 at 11:28 PM
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doesn't even blend
September 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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not taking this personally
bacterial vaginosis
September 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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a matte painting of Giedi Prime from David Lynch's Dune (1984), featuring a large head, mouth agape, with ample fat under its chin
August 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM