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Kuya Jojo
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🇵🇭🇺🇸 USAF veteran. Bay Area sports junkie struggling to watch 10pm games in VA. Mediocre golfer. Cat dad. Center-lefty. Gen X. Movies, TV, food. Hip-hop peaked in the 90s. Random thoughts and complaints, mostly.
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Daniel Day Lewis shows up every 5 years to make a movie or tell QT to eat a big dick
Daniel Day Lewis came out of Instagram retirement to show support for Paul Dano. King shit.
December 8, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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I have to apologize to the sketch artist for doubting their ability. Bc after seeing the real person, it made the sketch valid lol 😂
December 6, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Pat Spencer waving goodbye to the Cavs fans inbetween free throws is a fucking vibe.
December 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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I’m just gonna say — in this moment, Tarantino is the man, and Lillard and Dano are the bears. And, as a woman, I choose the bears every single fucking time.
December 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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This article opens with a 3-year-old forced to represent herself in court. We live in a fundamentally sick country.
There is no sight that more efficiently puts the lie to immigration “court” than the common sight of children “representing themselves.” Children too small to climb into the chair, children in pajamas who don’t know where they are, children not yet old enough to speak.
Three-year-old child forced to serve as her own attorney in Tucson immigration court
More than a dozen undocumented minors were forced to make their case in front of an immigration judge as the Trump administration ramps up removal proceedings.
coppercourier.com
December 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I hate the contemporary use of "cringe" these days because more often than not it's basically attacking someone for being passionate about something.
My 13 year old just said “‘Cringe’ is one of my least favorite words.” I told him I loved him for that.
December 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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Has everybody gone fucking insane
Every new word in this sentence is worse than the last
December 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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December 7, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Until one of these guys faces serious prison time they’re going to keep leaning into their atrocities and asking with a smirk if we’re triggered
December 6, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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MacKenzie Scott: *donates $50M every 10 hours°

Joe Lonsdale, co-founder of Palantir: "I want to see people hang"
December 7, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I remember back when masked squads of heavily-armed federal government goons would swoop in and abduct you off the streets for saying “Merry Christmas” out loud.
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Totally not obvious at all:
National parks cut free entry for MLK Day/Juneteenth, add Trump's birthday

www.usatoday.com/story/travel...
National parks cut free entry for MLK Day, add Trump's birthday
NPS changed its free admission days in 2026, removing MLK Day and Juneteenth while adding Trump's birthday.
www.usatoday.com
December 6, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Just found out the Five Guys near my house just permanently closed and I'm legit kinda distraught.
December 6, 2025 at 1:07 AM
It's giving "when you pet your puppy and call him the best puppy in the world... yes you are! and he wags his tail so hard he kinda pees himself a little bit."
have been thinking about this for like two hours and I think what stands out the most is that Trump feels genuinely honored. he has no conception whatsoever that it is complete horseshit invented to flatter him. he loves it!
this shit is just beyond parody, man
December 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
And yet another thing I can't wait to wrestle back from his gross, deteriorating hands.
December 5, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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TORRE: “What’s it like to watch CBS right now?”

CHUNG: “We don’t.”

@pablo.show $PSKY
December 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Happy 10th Anniversary to the time an episode of Broad City made me laugh so hard I ended up in the hospital for 5 days.

www.slashfilm.com/2041859/the-...
10 Years Ago, One Of The Funniest TV Episodes Ever Literally Put Me In The Hospital - SlashFilm
10 years ago, I laughed so hard at an episode of Ilana Glazer and Abbi Jacobson's Broad City that it put me in the hospital.
www.slashfilm.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
All you #SpotifyWrapped people with your screenshots really know how to give us #AppleMusicReplay people a legit case of app envy. At least this time of year, anyway.
December 4, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Really overwhelming how often Black people of high rank have become the unwavering guardians of the values America has long espoused but now abandoned. And repeatedly found themselves eliminated now that the mask of propriety has been discarded by white nationalists. Makes me proud. And angry.
Wow, Adm. Holsey didn't leave of his own accord, Hegseth pushed him out. What looked like the SOCOM head resigning rather than do war crimes now looks like SecDef canning him to facilitate war crimes.

Congress should have him testify, and would've already if war-crime-sympathetic GOP didn't run it.
Exclusive | Hegseth Asked Top Admiral to Resign After Months of Discord
The relationship between the Pentagon chief and Adm. Alvin Holsey had been rocky since Trump’s inauguration.
www.wsj.com
December 4, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I can't emphasize enough how comically unqualified an O4 in the Army National Guard is to run the fucking DoD.
Whether it’s Signalgate or unauthorized strikes, the root of the problem at DOD is Hegseth’s pattern of incompetence and disregard for the law. It’s a threat to our national security.

We cannot look away.

www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Pentagon report concludes Hegseth put troops in danger with Signal chat
Report says defense secretary violated policies in sharing secret information in March on planned airstrike in Yemen
www.theguardian.com
December 4, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Full-blown online tantrums from grown-ass people will never not be funny to me. www.thedailybeast.com/kennedy-cent...
Kennedy Center Boss Loses It After Dismal Ticket Sales Leaked
Donald Trump loyalist Ric Grenell exploded after an ex-staffer exposed the Center’s apparent decline.
www.thedailybeast.com
December 4, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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This man may be the most racist president this country has ever had, and twelve presidents owned slaves
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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i'd go even further and say there is a reason even nixon kept this kind of stuff to himself. you would have to go back quite a bit to find a point at which is acceptable for a president to say anything like this *in public*, to say nothing of in the oval office.
I don’t want to be pollyannish about the past, but it was basically inconceivable twenty years ago that a president would say this publicly
Trump: "It’s a hellhole right now. And those Somalians should be out of here. They've destroyed our country. And all they do is complain, complain, complain. You have her. She’s always talking about the Constitution provides me with – go back to your own country and figure out your constitution."
December 3, 2025 at 11:04 PM
It'd be cool if the Veterans Administration newsletter didn't constantly include politicized fucking shots at the previous administration. I hate these evil fucking fuckers SO MUCH.
December 3, 2025 at 11:10 PM
It's gonna be a glorious day when we get to literally erase his name/likeness from all these institutions he's tried his best to fucking destroy.
SCOOP: Sources tell me Donald Trump's name was added to the exterior of the US Institute of Peace building ahead of Thursday's peace agreement signing between Rwanda and the Democratic Republic of the Congo (DRC), which will be held inside the building. Confirming if it's been officially renamed.
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM