Analogous clown
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Theythem, researcher of playing pretend
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computer culture
December 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
computer culture
The stilted quality of Keanu's performance in Ballerina, even compared to his other Johns Wick, has me very curious about his character rehearsal process
December 6, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The stilted quality of Keanu's performance in Ballerina, even compared to his other Johns Wick, has me very curious about his character rehearsal process
Shoutout to the airline computers for freaking out that my names didn't match my passport because they had an arbitrary character limit and had automatically cut off my middle names for being too long
December 5, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Shoutout to the airline computers for freaking out that my names didn't match my passport because they had an arbitrary character limit and had automatically cut off my middle names for being too long
One thing I have not enjoyed about my time in Wellington is how the bus machine says "please check your balance" every time I tag off.
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
One thing I have not enjoyed about my time in Wellington is how the bus machine says "please check your balance" every time I tag off.
Was told my I was "like a sorcerer" after my conference presentation and haven't stopped thinking about it since.
December 5, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Was told my I was "like a sorcerer" after my conference presentation and haven't stopped thinking about it since.
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Nobody involved in this should draw a free breath for the rest of their lives
December 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Nobody involved in this should draw a free breath for the rest of their lives
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Shakespeare was just like, “enough historical drama, time for Island Wizard uses his daughter as sex-bait while disciplining these two mutants”
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Shakespeare was just like, “enough historical drama, time for Island Wizard uses his daughter as sex-bait while disciplining these two mutants”
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Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
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1725: Why the fuck did I lose my left hand for the same wages I earned while being 10x more productive than last year? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
2025: Why am I losing my job to a machine that encourages kids to kill themselves and can't actually do my job? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
2025: Why am I losing my job to a machine that encourages kids to kill themselves and can't actually do my job? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
December 2, 2025 at 7:57 PM
1725: Why the fuck did I lose my left hand for the same wages I earned while being 10x more productive than last year? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
2025: Why am I losing my job to a machine that encourages kids to kill themselves and can't actually do my job? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
2025: Why am I losing my job to a machine that encourages kids to kill themselves and can't actually do my job? Who the fuck is benefiting here?
I don't like the weapons in Hades 2 as much as in the first game
December 3, 2025 at 8:30 AM
I don't like the weapons in Hades 2 as much as in the first game
Welcome mats are a conspiracy by vampires
December 2, 2025 at 9:11 AM
Welcome mats are a conspiracy by vampires
When you coincidentally find cling wrap at the exact moment you need it.
Call that saran dipity
Call that saran dipity
December 2, 2025 at 6:30 AM
When you coincidentally find cling wrap at the exact moment you need it.
Call that saran dipity
Call that saran dipity
Shoutout to this random ramen place in Wellington where they seemed authentically confused that someone would order in english.
November 30, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Shoutout to this random ramen place in Wellington where they seemed authentically confused that someone would order in english.
Asking the normal questions like "what's an appropriate number of scarves to bring on a six day trip?"
November 24, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Asking the normal questions like "what's an appropriate number of scarves to bring on a six day trip?"
Me: okay, now we're on a new version of the same task, just do the same thing we did yesterday.
Brain: okay, got it, producing panic reaction at this new task we've obviously got no clue how to do
Brain: okay, got it, producing panic reaction at this new task we've obviously got no clue how to do
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Me: okay, now we're on a new version of the same task, just do the same thing we did yesterday.
Brain: okay, got it, producing panic reaction at this new task we've obviously got no clue how to do
Brain: okay, got it, producing panic reaction at this new task we've obviously got no clue how to do
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Ask yourself this: Do you want this to be the future of your anime watching experience, forever? If your answer is no, then act on it! If you are a journalist or anyone with a platform, talk about this! If you know such people, urge them to do so! Use my article as base! Now, before it's too late!
November 21, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Ask yourself this: Do you want this to be the future of your anime watching experience, forever? If your answer is no, then act on it! If you are a journalist or anyone with a platform, talk about this! If you know such people, urge them to do so! Use my article as base! Now, before it's too late!
Can't wait for this PhD to be over so I can stop being such an awful partner to my lovers and start living again.
In other news, my PhD has been extended by another four months.
In other news, my PhD has been extended by another four months.
November 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Can't wait for this PhD to be over so I can stop being such an awful partner to my lovers and start living again.
In other news, my PhD has been extended by another four months.
In other news, my PhD has been extended by another four months.
This was actually really interesting... I thought it would be games i loved, but on consideration it's like... What sounds do i still hear in my mind even when all context is removed.
November 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
This was actually really interesting... I thought it would be games i loved, but on consideration it's like... What sounds do i still hear in my mind even when all context is removed.
"Dunno what it is with puppygirls and slurs"
November 22, 2025 at 12:40 PM
"Dunno what it is with puppygirls and slurs"
Thinking about Tactical Breach Wizards again
November 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Thinking about Tactical Breach Wizards again
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I feel obligated to post my favorite glyptodon meme
November 19, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I feel obligated to post my favorite glyptodon meme
y'know when you ask for a dirty chai but they just give you a normal coffee that vaguely recalls once resembling chai in the ancient genetic memories of its distant ancestors?
That's how today feels.
That's how today feels.
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
y'know when you ask for a dirty chai but they just give you a normal coffee that vaguely recalls once resembling chai in the ancient genetic memories of its distant ancestors?
That's how today feels.
That's how today feels.
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Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Y’all have got to stop trying to teach people magic with edh
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2024: hahaha suck it troglodytes, this thing's gonna be replacing your job and dating your girlfriend
2026: we continue to see modest gains at the edges of our applications. we believe 14% of consumers may be ready to spend up to three dollars a month on this by end of Q4
2026: we continue to see modest gains at the edges of our applications. we believe 14% of consumers may be ready to spend up to three dollars a month on this by end of Q4
November 14, 2025 at 4:24 PM
2024: hahaha suck it troglodytes, this thing's gonna be replacing your job and dating your girlfriend
2026: we continue to see modest gains at the edges of our applications. we believe 14% of consumers may be ready to spend up to three dollars a month on this by end of Q4
2026: we continue to see modest gains at the edges of our applications. we believe 14% of consumers may be ready to spend up to three dollars a month on this by end of Q4
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"Other people have no interiority, and are just services I can access to make myself feel better" is a pretty keen insight into how these people think
November 14, 2025 at 7:41 PM
"Other people have no interiority, and are just services I can access to make myself feel better" is a pretty keen insight into how these people think