"Landmines, Agent Orange, leaded gas, cigarettes,
Cameras in your favorite corners, plastic in the wilderness.

We cannot be trusted with the stuff that we come up with-
The machinery could eat us, we just really just love our buttons."

I hope not, too. That dude's been clownshoes for a long, long time.

Exactly now, sun.

You don't need answers. You have the answer right in front of you. It's insider trading and market manipulation. Just call it what it is.

"Celebrities" is doing a lot of heavy lifting there for some.

I wonder if I can figure out how to write papers while simultaneously doing 1,000 burpees and dipping my face in ice water at 4AM.

Ken Jennings from the top rope is not something I expected to see tonight. Interesting times.

The aliens aren't showing up. Pretty soon, some of the true believers are going to start silently crying in the living room.

For real. Follow up; it's not hard. "What fake studies? What do those studies say?"

Complete abdication of journalistic responsibility since 2015.