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kuriousgeorge.bsky.social
george du bois
@kuriousgeorge.bsky.social
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he/him. russian sleeper cell. all i do is eat hot борщ and lie.
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drawn kitty cat stands on hind legs and exclaims "let's fucking gooooooooooo". it also wears a shirt that reads "team let's gooo". im also just now noticing that someone added toe beans to the paws raised in the air :3
January 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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A still of Steve Harvey, host of Family Feud, turning and walking towards the board with fists pumped in the air. I wonder what he is exclaiming.. 🤔
December 31, 2024 at 8:07 AM
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Caption: minor spelling mistake Below is a still of Louisoix Leveilleur (from Final Fantasy XIV) moments before he is struck with Bahamut's teraflare.
December 30, 2024 at 11:36 PM
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realizing that i have to go pee as im already washing my hands with soap
A white goat in a snazzy sweatshirt/turtleneck bites a wooden board (really got a mouthful). Caption: (screams)
December 30, 2024 at 10:21 PM
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added alt texto
A screenshot of a tweet by Pranay Pathole (@PPathole) that reads: Tech enthusiasts: My entire house is smart. Tech workers: The only piece of technology in my house is a printer and I keep a gun next to it so I can shoot it if it makes a noise I don't recognize.
December 28, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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hitting them with the
A picture of Squidward (of the acclaimed series Spongebob Squarepants) yelling at Spongebob and Patrick, who have camo hats on and FN FALs edited onto them. Caption: YOU ARE NOT A RHODESIAN LIGHT INFANTRYMAN YOU LIVE IN NORTH CAROLINA
December 28, 2024 at 8:48 PM
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"Mother, why are you forsaking us?"
Close up of a kitty cat face. It looks mildly inquisitive but also like it's scheming.
December 28, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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A picture of a plane wing from inside the plane with the sun in the background, showing the plane is airborne. A man has been edited sitting on said wing. Caption: MAN
December 28, 2024 at 3:31 AM
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excuse me? will there be participation trophies made available for the participants? 👉👈
A screenshot of the "Bluesky Score" (found at blueskyscore.com) for user @kuriousgeorge.bsky.social (is me!!). BlueSky-Score: 4.23 Active Participant Consistently active, interacting and adding value to discussions. Joined: 465 days ago Followers: 717 (1.54 per day) Following: 498 (1.07 per day) Postes: 7757 (16.68 per day)
December 27, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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Reminded me of this beauty
A photo of a guy at a Walmart check out, speaking with the cashier, who has had an Uber Eats hat and McDonald's visor edited onto her head. Guy says: "The economy is going great! We created 5 million jobs this year" Cashier replies: "I have 3 of them and I still can't pay my rent"
December 27, 2024 at 6:30 PM
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there there, lena 💜
me hugging lena, if we were both kitty cats hugging like humans while standing upright on a bed
December 24, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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woah
A man holds a whoooole horse (upside down) on his shoulder. Caption: Hold your horses
December 20, 2024 at 5:49 PM
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A cop is put against a white background, demonstrating standard thumb phrenology. He is smirking and has his arms crossed. Caption (comically spaced and multiple fonts are used): I HATE WHEN PEOPLE FEEL THE NEED TO DRESS THIS WAY WE GET IT YOU beat your wife
December 16, 2024 at 11:50 PM
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A still of the (in)famous press briefing, where Paul Bremer announces "Ladies and gentlemen, we got him!" ("him" referring to Saddam Hussein)
December 11, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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Nathan Fillion's face imposed on an illustrated panda. There is a question mark in the upper right, as if to show confusion in the Nathanda (if you will).
December 11, 2024 at 4:19 PM
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look at my t&s head, dawg. we're never getting any proper moderation here..
An edited screenshot of an aged Tucker Carlson, mouth agape, and a chyron below that reads: It's even more over than was previously thought possible There is also a picture-in-picture of the same Tucker (but less aged) with an image next to his face saying "IT'S OVER" an chyron underneath him that reads: It's never been more over than it is now
December 11, 2024 at 3:08 PM
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Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?
An oil painting of a nurse seeing to a patient. There are added captions. Patient: This escape room sucks. Nurse: Once again sir, this is a psych ward.
December 11, 2024 at 1:00 PM
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when corporate/leadership at work brings any of this up:
Ron Swanson, of Parks & Rec, telling a retail employee: "I know more than you."
December 11, 2024 at 12:50 PM
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trump merch "entrepreneurs" as their profit margins are obliterated by their king god:
A still of Joe Exotic from Tiger King, captioned: "I am never going to financially recovery from this"
December 9, 2024 at 1:20 AM
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A still from an interview, where the interviewee is quoted as saying: "I'm supposed to feel sorry for that bitch? I don't!"
December 5, 2024 at 7:48 AM
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didn't even need to go into the site code in order to peel away the facade. lame ass, chatgpt ass scam lmao
A screenshot of an employer review from "Tina, Executive Assistant". However, when one opens the context menu for the image of "Tina", the filename ("iStock-954591260.jpg") reveals that this is a stock image. A screenshot of an Enron employer review from "Aaron, Human Resources Manager". It reads as follows: "Ive been in this business for almost 2 decades. I am proud to report that Enron is the most honest, bold, fresh and exciting company I've had the pleasure of working for - and I hope I never work anywhere else." A screenshot of the same employer review by "Aaron" but, when the context menu is opened for the image, the filename ("Donald_P_Stewart.jpg") betrays "Aaron"'s identity. You done messed up, A anron!
December 2, 2024 at 4:16 PM
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😭🫳🗳️
A tweet from Matt Rogers (@politidope) that reads: "Trust me, liberals are not complacent. We're ready to vote right f***ing(sic) now if we could."
November 27, 2024 at 4:07 PM
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just remember, if you can't find a way out of hell, go through it
A war-torn Doomguy, the protagonist from the acclaimed "Doom" game series, standing with a sawed off shotgun.
November 21, 2024 at 9:22 PM
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when you accidentally clear the entire bowl that you had sprinkled keef on because it just wouldn't go out
simple drawing of a stick doggy with a speech bubble above it, reading "weef"
November 13, 2024 at 3:53 AM
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A still from the show Teen Titans, where a big-headed Robin is yelling at Starfire.
November 12, 2024 at 10:53 PM