“If I’m up there on that bar and you’re not, I’ll be looking down. I’ll always have your back.”

-Commander Shepard

#N7Day

#N7Day

Half Man. Half Machine. Half Hobo. All Cop.

Hobocop's Prime Directives:

"Serve the public food you made on your trash barrel grill"
"Protect your bindle from robbers"
"Uphold your pants unless you're peein' on a wall"

“It was a perfect jail cell. They gave me a harmonica because not many people know this and the liberal media won’t tell you, I am a great harmonica player, the best harmonica player. No one knows harmonicas like Trump. No one has done more for the harmonica industry than me.”

Back atcha.

Today I say goodbye to my beloved PS4 after nine years, eight of which were spent with the greatest home theme of all time. Fare thee well, Corn Love Forever.

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