Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law)
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Kung Fu Canuck (Esquire at law)
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I write free things that make you appreciate paid content.
It veers more into insanity and absurdity than cringe because almost everyone is as crazy as Tim Robinson’s character, just in slightly different ways.

Like, Friendship is basically a cringe horror movie - this is more like Big Lebowski on cocaine rather than weed
December 9, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I've only personally killed 200-300 - I don't see what this has to do with me
December 5, 2025 at 2:35 PM
Well it definitely makes for a sexier drama, so it’s a good narrative choice.

As a historical pursuit, it’s a little weird to have an explanation for *everything* this guy ever did.

Like, ya sure bud, you’ve got to keep your nephew the King safe by *checks notes* executing Anthony Woodville
December 4, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Very good show despite its distracting pro-Ricardian propaganda
December 4, 2025 at 2:01 PM
“He glided in liquid smooth.”
November 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
AND Bezos owns a newspaper that he’s using to print his own propaganda!

AND the warehouses/data centers are basically camps!

AND AND AND Amazon uses the fucking Pinkertons!!!!!
November 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Invite them both to a dinner and tell them it's to fire the other person, then ghost the dinner and move all their stuff out of Scotiabank arena
November 4, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Great minds and all that jazz
October 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
He’s gonna die on the bench like a Supreme Court Justice
October 30, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Also…Brad Treleaving
October 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM