@kulemi.bsky.social
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what's the reason for the season? I'm not sure, but I do know that SANTA CLAUS IS MADE OF FRACTAL PENISES
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
what's the reason for the season? I'm not sure, but I do know that SANTA CLAUS IS MADE OF FRACTAL PENISES
They were also about the same level of grifter as the modern guys. Aleister Crowley was friends with L. Ron Hubbard
October 6, 2025 at 11:02 PM
They were also about the same level of grifter as the modern guys. Aleister Crowley was friends with L. Ron Hubbard
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@jakepaulsartre.bsky.social
TRAUMATIZED PERSON IN MOVIE:
[trembling, thousand yard stare] if you breathe wrong, I will crumble
TRAUMATIZED PERSON IRL: --so then I had to spend X-Mas Eve making a lean-to be my dad locked me out of the house all night haha, what, c'mon it's funny [car alarm beeps] AHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
September 25, 2024 at 11:55 PM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreidugviodxww7th6luejmwgmhxufkpq2xi35fyw3cbvoof3j55yeui@jpeg)
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My opposition leader told me that death keeps taking his candidates so I asked how many candidates he has and he said he just goes to the hospice and gets a new candidate so I said it sounds like he's just feeding old folks to Death and then his voters started crying
September 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
My opposition leader told me that death keeps taking his candidates so I asked how many candidates he has and he said he just goes to the hospice and gets a new candidate so I said it sounds like he's just feeding old folks to Death and then his voters started crying