@kulemi.bsky.social
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what's the reason for the season? I'm not sure, but I do know that SANTA CLAUS IS MADE OF FRACTAL PENISES
November 26, 2025 at 11:13 AM
what's the reason for the season? I'm not sure, but I do know that SANTA CLAUS IS MADE OF FRACTAL PENISES
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
this guy started the video with his qualifications as if there was any chance i wouldn’t trust this man about clocks
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live view from cuomo hq
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 AM
live view from cuomo hq
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hey man it’s dick, glad to run into you but it’s a real shame it had to be down here, i just gotta know what was next? seemed like you were on a real roll there. “counting or not counting gang violence”, brilliant stuff my man but i need to know where it was headed
November 4, 2025 at 2:18 PM
hey man it’s dick, glad to run into you but it’s a real shame it had to be down here, i just gotta know what was next? seemed like you were on a real roll there. “counting or not counting gang violence”, brilliant stuff my man but i need to know where it was headed
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So much of my working-for-others life has been "third shift because it has the best chance to vaguely accommodate my sleep disorder", and this is the first time I've ever seen a politician acknowledge how difficult it is to keep up with the world that way.
For New Yorkers who work the night shift, it can be nearly impossible to participate in political life of our city.
So tonight we’re bringing this campaign to them — starting with taxi drivers waiting at LaGuardia.
So tonight we’re bringing this campaign to them — starting with taxi drivers waiting at LaGuardia.
October 31, 2025 at 1:47 PM
So much of my working-for-others life has been "third shift because it has the best chance to vaguely accommodate my sleep disorder", and this is the first time I've ever seen a politician acknowledge how difficult it is to keep up with the world that way.
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
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wizard frog is insane
October 4, 2025 at 10:24 PM
wizard frog is insane
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KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
July 17, 2023 at 3:57 AM
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag.
KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla
RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense.
KOKO: jealousy professor
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What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator
September 16, 2025 at 5:50 AM
What is a scroad? A scroad is a member of a far-right online hate group. They split off from the groinks in 2017 after the Glunt War, which took place on fapchan. One of their members is a U.S. senator
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From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
September 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: It Is Journalism’s Sacred Duty To Endanger The Lives Of As Many Trans People As Possible https://theonion.com/it-is-journalism-s-sacred-duty-to-endanger-the-lives-of-1850126997/
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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![roo
@jakepaulsartre.bsky.social
TRAUMATIZED PERSON IN MOVIE:
[trembling, thousand yard stare] if you breathe wrong, I will crumble
TRAUMATIZED PERSON IRL: --so then I had to spend X-Mas Eve making a lean-to be my dad locked me out of the house all night haha, what, c'mon it's funny [car alarm beeps] AHH WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
September 25, 2024 at 11:55 PM](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vzh3zzjcbamllzjadsmfooxq/bafkreidugviodxww7th6luejmwgmhxufkpq2xi35fyw3cbvoof3j55yeui@jpeg)
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I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
September 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I enjoyed this. And what an infectious laugh. ❤️
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
"Reporter left speechless after witnessing Japan's new $70 million Maglev train in action at 310 mph"
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My opposition leader told me that death keeps taking his candidates so I asked how many candidates he has and he said he just goes to the hospice and gets a new candidate so I said it sounds like he's just feeding old folks to Death and then his voters started crying
September 3, 2025 at 1:58 PM
My opposition leader told me that death keeps taking his candidates so I asked how many candidates he has and he said he just goes to the hospice and gets a new candidate so I said it sounds like he's just feeding old folks to Death and then his voters started crying
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September 2, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Yabba Dabba Do Not Resucitate
August 29, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Yabba Dabba Do Not Resucitate
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the dems backing newsom just want a trump of their own. their not-so-ironic worship of him is less a satire of trump & his followers and more an emulation. the glee taken in doing something naughty that you imagine will annoy your enemies is part of the original package too
August 23, 2025 at 1:00 PM
the dems backing newsom just want a trump of their own. their not-so-ironic worship of him is less a satire of trump & his followers and more an emulation. the glee taken in doing something naughty that you imagine will annoy your enemies is part of the original package too
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the tiktok chiropractors are going too far
August 19, 2025 at 5:17 AM
the tiktok chiropractors are going too far