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kubukoz.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
Jakub Kozłowski
@kubukoz.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
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Average spooktoberfest enjoyer. Scala, Smithy, Nix, Playdate dev, ADHD, GFDI, JP2GMD

[bridged from https://mstdn.party/@kubukoz on the fediverse by https://fed.brid.gy/ ]
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kubukoz.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
New video, with Łukasz Biały from @scala_space!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_omndY1ifI
December 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
kubukoz.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
look mom, I spoke at @scaladays! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5bUuGhSmrIU (with @majkp)
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Reposted by Jakub Kozłowski
xyla.zip
xkcd 2347 with a stack diagram called "all modern digital infrastructure" holding up together – right next to it there's the angry birds slingshot with red (called "AI") pointed at that stack
October 3, 2025 at 2:03 PM
kubukoz.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
WHY IS EVERYBODY PLAYING SILKSONG
September 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
kubukoz.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
New vid!

I waited 4 years for this Scala feature - F[_] around and find out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=06YvDUgeEQk
August 29, 2025 at 11:20 AM
kubukoz.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
@scaladays we comin'! @majkp
August 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Reposted by Jakub Kozłowski
eri.mk.moth.zone.ap.brid.gy
hacker: i am spying on you through your webcam

linux user: omg you got it working?
July 29, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Reposted by Jakub Kozłowski
chris--martin.functional.cafe.ap.brid.gy
God and x86 are both made up
May 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
kubukoz.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
first attempts with @strudel - […]
Original post on mstdn.party
mstdn.party
May 24, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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xeiaso.net
May 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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sachee.macaw.social.ap.brid.gy
who named it “docker compose down” and not “docker decompose”
May 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Reposted by Jakub Kozłowski
bagder.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
reporters submits a hackerone report against #curl that includes "a crash in function NNN" with lots of complicated details.

With the little detail that function NNN was made up and does not exist in real code.
May 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Reposted by Jakub Kozłowski
xeiaso.net
April 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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mina.berlin.social.ap.brid.gy
#mathmemes
A plot of a self permeating 2-dimensional manifold with the caption: my blanket, when I try to find the long side at 3 am.
March 28, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Reposted by Jakub Kozłowski
0xabad1dea.infosec.exchange.ap.brid.gy
an ominous I-am-under-NDA-coded warning to immediately uninstall atop has been posted by a reputable tech blogger. https://rachelbythebay.com/w/2025/03/25/atop/
You might want to stop running atop
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rachelbythebay.com
March 26, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Reposted by Jakub Kozłowski
rossabaker.com
Is it because I'm in an organization selected for Summer of Code, or is everyone seeing a surge in AI slop contributions on GitHub? It's like Hacktoberfest in March.
March 23, 2025 at 12:34 AM
kubukoz.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
Oh my fucking god they open sourced pebbleos
March 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
kubukoz.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
Time really do be flying. It's been more time since I last had long hair (early 2021) than between when I originally had long hair (early 2017), cut it, grew it back and cut it again (early 2021)

so yeah is it time to bring it back? 🤔
March 13, 2025 at 1:23 AM
kubukoz.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
When someone is better at one thing I do: ok
When someone is better at multiple things I do: NOT OK!!!!!
March 10, 2025 at 1:33 AM
kubukoz.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
A recent @obsidian release changed my keybindings, anyone else?
March 6, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Reposted by Jakub Kozłowski
holberg.mstdn.social.ap.brid.gy
Anyone who appears to be making a Nazi salute is making a Nazi salute.

There’s no need for speculation when the only people who ever do it are Nazis.
February 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
kubukoz.mstdn.party.ap.brid.gy
#playdatedev is getting network APIs 🥰
February 12, 2025 at 1:24 AM