It's a great day to be a random Irish-American working remotely from a nearly empty soccer bar #IRLvPOR

Mayor Melvin Carter talking abt how eliminating Saint Paul's library fines increased usage of the library, and asking: if that happened with medical debt, what will happen? (People will get the healthcare they need!)

Lesbians, we need to start reclaiming ties from the MAGA girls immediately.

Yeah, I'm a DEI employee

Dozens of
Eels
In a trench coat

The real reason Emilia Perez was shot in Paris was because they heard the French were headed toward Mexico City and didn't let them get past Puebla.

THAT'S A CINCO DE MAYO JOKE, LADIES AND GERMS.

That feeling when one of your teeth just straight up shatters a month before your wife's dental benefits kick in

What if Timothee Chalamet is having so much fun in Minnesota that he moves here runs for mayor of Minneapolis

Just like... what if

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