I told K1 about the Louvre heist and she immediately asked if the "empty frames are still hanging in that other museum" so we've got a heist-centric art education theme going on in this family

Telling people “put that in the Louvre” then dashing off to stand outside the Louvre in my dapper fedora and cape and become a viral dandy sensation.

I really cannot get past this. Our work email accounts are more secure than the Louvre wtf