Krzysiek Ceran
@krzycer.bsky.social
Tłumacz audiowizualny | Podcaster |
prowadzący w Sesjach na podsłuchu | He/Him | PL-EN | Gry, komiksy, RPG, ciekawostki.
prowadzący w Sesjach na podsłuchu | He/Him | PL-EN | Gry, komiksy, RPG, ciekawostki.
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I was disappointed to hear the Scrubs reboot is using AI to generate characters, but of course when you really look into it, it's just another Mechanical Turk
December 1, 2025 at 7:36 PM
I was disappointed to hear the Scrubs reboot is using AI to generate characters, but of course when you really look into it, it's just another Mechanical Turk
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Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
November 25, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Our upcoming game HORSES was preemptively banned from Steam, with no path to appeal. The game will still launch next week on December 2nd and will be available on EGS, GOG, Humble, and Itch for $4.99. Here is a detailed FAQ covering what happened: horses.wtf/BannedFromSt...
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has any filmmaker with a blank check to do whatever they want produced a lineup this grim. They should teach the Russo bros in history books as a warning
November 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
has any filmmaker with a blank check to do whatever they want produced a lineup this grim. They should teach the Russo bros in history books as a warning
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Hooray! The first of the Thanksgaming 2025 posts is up on Kotaku, with an epic TWENTY unknown indies to check out!
I'm going to put up another 20 tomorrow.
Spread it far and wide!
kotaku.com/indie-games-...
I'm going to put up another 20 tomorrow.
Spread it far and wide!
kotaku.com/indie-games-...
20 Incredible Innovative Indie Games To Wishlist This Thanksgiving
Happy Thanksgaming 2025 everybody! Celebrate with a huge pile of unknown indies to put on your radar
kotaku.com
November 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Hooray! The first of the Thanksgaming 2025 posts is up on Kotaku, with an epic TWENTY unknown indies to check out!
I'm going to put up another 20 tomorrow.
Spread it far and wide!
kotaku.com/indie-games-...
I'm going to put up another 20 tomorrow.
Spread it far and wide!
kotaku.com/indie-games-...
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D&D elves: lol you die?? You die of old age?? After like 70 years? Lmao. You're like vermin to us. You're like a shitty animal
Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
November 22, 2025 at 9:54 AM
D&D elves: lol you die?? You die of old age?? After like 70 years? Lmao. You're like vermin to us. You're like a shitty animal
Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
Silmarillion elves: you can "die"?? What the FUCK is that??? Where do you GO? Why can't I come??? *foaming at mouth* why the fuck do you get to go to 'Die' and not me
I've finished Dispatch, I've finished KOTOR2, time to pick a new game...
...or go back to a title from my 'had fun, stopped playing' pile. Maybe this is the time for Midnight Suns? Three Houses?
Well, why stop at Houses, might as well go back to Three Kingdoms.
...or go back to a title from my 'had fun, stopped playing' pile. Maybe this is the time for Midnight Suns? Three Houses?
Well, why stop at Houses, might as well go back to Three Kingdoms.
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
I've finished Dispatch, I've finished KOTOR2, time to pick a new game...
...or go back to a title from my 'had fun, stopped playing' pile. Maybe this is the time for Midnight Suns? Three Houses?
Well, why stop at Houses, might as well go back to Three Kingdoms.
...or go back to a title from my 'had fun, stopped playing' pile. Maybe this is the time for Midnight Suns? Three Houses?
Well, why stop at Houses, might as well go back to Three Kingdoms.
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Dustborn is sitting at 75% positive reviews on Steam (thank you!) — here are some of our favourites ✨
November 20, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Dustborn is sitting at 75% positive reviews on Steam (thank you!) — here are some of our favourites ✨
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Arnaud Bertrand @RnaudBertrand
In a normal world, this should be an immense scandal in Europe.
Le Monde has a long article describing the hellish life of Nicolas Guillou, a French judge at the ICC in The Hague, due to U.S. sanctions punishing him for authorizing arrest warrants against Netanyahu and Gallant for war crimes in Gaza.
Guillou's daily existence has been transformed into a Kafkaesque nightmare. He cannot: open or maintain accounts with Google, Amazon, Apple, or any US company; make hotel reservations (Expedia canceled his booking in France hours after he made it); conduct online commerce, since he can't know if the packaging is American; use any major credit card (Visa, Mastercard, Amex are all American); access normal banking services, even with non-American banks, as banks worldwide close sanctioned accounts; conduct virtually any financial transaction.
He describes it as being "economically banned across most of the planet," including in his own country, France, and where he works, the Netherlands.
That's the real shocking aspect of this: the Americans are:
- punishing a European citizen
- for doing his job in Europe
- applying laws Europe officially supports
- at an institution based in Europe
- that Europe helped create and fund
and Europe is not only doing essentially nothing to protect him, they're actively enforcing America's sanctions against their own citizen - European banks closing his accounts, European companies refusing him service, European institutions standing by while Washington destroys a European judge's life on European soil.
Again, in a normal world, European leaders and citizens should be absolutely outraged about this. But we've so normalized the hollowing out of European sovereignty that the sight of a European citizen being economically executed on European soil for upholding European law is treated, at best, as an unfortunate technical complication in transatlantic
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I'll just leave these here
November 21, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I'll just leave these here
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Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
November 21, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Rolling out the Matt Christman quote from after Charlottesville (2017) again:
No i skończyłem oglądać "Wizje".
Podsluchane.pl
"Gwiezdne wojny: Wizje", sezon trzeci, tekst czwarty
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Przemytniczka
O, to jest świetna okazja, żebym rozwinął, czemu wiele odcinków podsumowuję hasłem „to po prostu animowane ‘Gwiezdne wojny’”,...
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November 20, 2025 at 12:00 PM
No i skończyłem oglądać "Wizje".
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River Monster
November 18, 2025 at 2:23 PM
River Monster
Wciąż oglądam gwiezdnowojenne Wizje.
Podsluchane.pl
"Gwiezdne wojny: Wizje", sezon trzeci, tekst trzeci
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Łowcy nagród
Jeden z wielu odcinków „Wizji”, który jest po prostu rysowanymi „Gwiezdnymi wojnami”. Nie ma tu żadnego elementu, który nie mógłby.....
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November 17, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Wciąż oglądam gwiezdnowojenne Wizje.
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Obligated to post this. Both Jeffrey Combs and Clancy Brown’s best work
November 16, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Obligated to post this. Both Jeffrey Combs and Clancy Brown’s best work
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I've come to a point in my life where I have to admit I just can't bring myself to care about Eddie Brock.
I thought the problem was Venom - late 80s edginess supercharged by 90s excess - but the thing is, I liked Flash as Agent Venom. And Mac Gargan was fun on Thunderbolts.
I've come to a point in my life where I have to admit I just can't bring myself to care about Eddie Brock.
I thought the problem was Venom - late 80s edginess supercharged by 90s excess - but the thing is, I liked Flash as Agent Venom. And Mac Gargan was fun on Thunderbolts.
November 14, 2025 at 9:45 AM
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I've come to a point in my life where I have to admit I just can't bring myself to care about Eddie Brock.
I thought the problem was Venom - late 80s edginess supercharged by 90s excess - but the thing is, I liked Flash as Agent Venom. And Mac Gargan was fun on Thunderbolts.
I've come to a point in my life where I have to admit I just can't bring myself to care about Eddie Brock.
I thought the problem was Venom - late 80s edginess supercharged by 90s excess - but the thing is, I liked Flash as Agent Venom. And Mac Gargan was fun on Thunderbolts.
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
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Several years ago I've watched every Rian Johnson movie - there's only a few - and for the life of me I couldn't tell you a thing about The Brothers Bloom.
November 13, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Several years ago I've watched every Rian Johnson movie - there's only a few - and for the life of me I couldn't tell you a thing about The Brothers Bloom.
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Musk: joyce carol oates? she a very meana lady!
Musk: she usa too many semicolons!
Mortal Kombat Announcer: FINISH HIM
Oates: i hear you have a cool daughter
Oates: a normal dad would be very proud
Mortal Kombat Announcer: FATALITY
Musk: she usa too many semicolons!
Mortal Kombat Announcer: FINISH HIM
Oates: i hear you have a cool daughter
Oates: a normal dad would be very proud
Mortal Kombat Announcer: FATALITY
November 12, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Musk: joyce carol oates? she a very meana lady!
Musk: she usa too many semicolons!
Mortal Kombat Announcer: FINISH HIM
Oates: i hear you have a cool daughter
Oates: a normal dad would be very proud
Mortal Kombat Announcer: FATALITY
Musk: she usa too many semicolons!
Mortal Kombat Announcer: FINISH HIM
Oates: i hear you have a cool daughter
Oates: a normal dad would be very proud
Mortal Kombat Announcer: FATALITY
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"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"babies are born worshipping unknown gods" is one of the most incredible dwarf fortress bugs i have heard of. its poetry.
W ten długi weekend:
- trzy razy spotkałem się z przyjaciółmi na wypas dzieci
- dwa razy z rodziną
- dwa razy byłem w parku
- raz w lesie
- i to na grzybach
I tylko na obejrzenie Frankensteina nie znaleźliśmy czasu, no ale nie można mieć wszystkiego.
- trzy razy spotkałem się z przyjaciółmi na wypas dzieci
- dwa razy z rodziną
- dwa razy byłem w parku
- raz w lesie
- i to na grzybach
I tylko na obejrzenie Frankensteina nie znaleźliśmy czasu, no ale nie można mieć wszystkiego.
November 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
W ten długi weekend:
- trzy razy spotkałem się z przyjaciółmi na wypas dzieci
- dwa razy z rodziną
- dwa razy byłem w parku
- raz w lesie
- i to na grzybach
I tylko na obejrzenie Frankensteina nie znaleźliśmy czasu, no ale nie można mieć wszystkiego.
- trzy razy spotkałem się z przyjaciółmi na wypas dzieci
- dwa razy z rodziną
- dwa razy byłem w parku
- raz w lesie
- i to na grzybach
I tylko na obejrzenie Frankensteina nie znaleźliśmy czasu, no ale nie można mieć wszystkiego.