Kristen Tallau
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Kristen Tallau
@krtall.bsky.social
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Camera slinger
Video tech
Musical theatre nerd
Baker of breads
Single/🖤🩶🤍💜
She/her
Day off bakes. Kouign amann. 256 layers of flaky pastry with cinnamon and sugar 😋 Because when you get one day off a week, of course you go for super time consuming, exacting Breton pastries
October 17, 2025 at 2:23 PM
PSA: Doing hard things deserve treats. And what counts as hard things varies according to the individual. As do the treats. For me...it's an annual physical that gets blood tests and x-rays added on, to be rewarded with Pub subs 🥖
August 29, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Recent baking therapy and proof of life on my timeline
August 24, 2025 at 2:19 AM
No rules Monday!

Me last week…waiting for Tim Tebow to be on my stage
August 5, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Happy Women in Sports Day to all who celebrate. Even when it’s 100°F out 🥵
July 24, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I be here
June 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I feel like one might be missing, though…😆
June 17, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Now that the person I made it for has officially posted photos, so can I! Made this for a friend and his girlfriend for her birthday, and I’m rather proud of how it came out 😁
May 31, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Haha tennessee has yet to move on from this
May 31, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Is this enough strawberries for a three layer cake? Asking for a friend
May 29, 2025 at 6:17 PM
They’re just toys

#iykyk
May 27, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Today was really good, too 🥰
May 24, 2025 at 2:07 AM
There are days I love my job. Today is one of them 😍
May 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
In a hotel…somewhere…for the week. Happy Sunday and happy Mother’s Day!
May 11, 2025 at 8:05 PM
So in top news today...

VeggieTales was an answer on Jeopardy

Just...not the right one
May 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Not a selfie, don’t care. Hope you’re well, friend, and may the Fourth be with you
May 5, 2025 at 1:03 AM
If you’re not receiving signals from Russia, did you really get your haired coloured?
May 2, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I keep this on my wall for moments such as this 🫂
April 29, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Happy Easter friend!
April 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I don’t have a pet, but I do have a Tubby Nugget and lots of links to his videos to help you feel better
April 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Happy Sunday, friend!
March 30, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Not a selfie, but it was taken on my phone, so I’m counting it 😆 Also because my friend and I managed to coordinate shirts without even trying
March 23, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Instagram’s such a silly place
March 22, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Sometimes you just need some baking therapy
March 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Drop a picture of yourself and turn it B&W
March 16, 2025 at 6:04 AM