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K
@krou88.bsky.social
I was put on this earth to eat chips and salsa.

Giants/Dubs/Niners
Billionaires shouldn’t exist.
I make music sometimes.

kylerousseau.com
Make America Donkey Kong Country
The bad guys are in charge. Depraved.
June 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
It’s incredible that we have people running this country who don’t believe that trans people exist, yet are fully convinced of the existence of a god they’ve never seen.
June 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Rafael Devers' 2025 spray chart, filtering for:
-home games
-exit velocity > 90 mph
-launch angle between 16 and 37

& overlaid on Oracle Park's dimensions.

Devers would have about 4 more home runs, not accounting for weather differences.
June 16, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Umpires should wear body cameras
June 3, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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Farm trade wars are wild because we've already done similar things in the past, and it did NOT work out for the US farmers in question.

Let's talk about the trade war part of the US Civil War, one of the biggest farmer self-owns in world history.
April 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Playoff Buddy
April 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
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It's time to start reminding people: LILIES ARE DEADLY FOR CATS. The leaves, the petals, the stem, even drinking a bit of vase water or licking a few grains of pollen from their fur can cause fatal kidney failure. ⚠️ www.fda.gov/animal-veter...
April 6, 2025 at 1:41 AM
A PED test should be a standard part of the physical for incoming players before signing a contract.
BREAKING: MLB has suspended Atlanta Braves outfielder Jurickson Profar for 80 games after he tested positive for the performance-enhancing substance Chorionic Gonadotrophin (hCG).

More details:
MLB suspends Braves’ Jurickson Profar 80 games for performance-enhancing drug
Profar signed a three-year, $42 million contract with the Braves in January.
www.nytimes.com
March 31, 2025 at 11:31 PM
March 4, 2025 at 10:20 PM
This is going to be fun.
March 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Once again, I've doctored the @sfgiants.com printable spring training schedule to include broadcast information, based on the MLB.tv schedule as of today.
February 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
A modern day Fireside Chat.
February 4, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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boy, is my face red! and my ears. from the sonic onslaught, exactly

www.qwantz.com/index.php?co...
January 31, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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Assuming we make it through the next couple of decades, this will be an incredible image for future historians/students of the Trump era
January 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Buster Posey must have vivid memories of Jake Lamb absolutely wrecking Santiago Casilla: 4 for 8 with 4 home runs, all in the 9th inning or later. I know I do.
@JonHeyman tweeted
Jake Lamb to Giants. Minors deal. $1M if in majors. Invite to MLB spring camp.
January 28, 2025 at 2:09 AM
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Lotta folks have simply lost the concept of a Public Good that doesn't need to make money.

Investigative journalism doesn't make money. Airing opera & jazz doesn't make money. Broadcasting in Inuktitut doesn't make money.

The point is that we all chip in a couple bucks for a shared, cultural good.
January 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Tbh I would have been more surprised if Musk didn’t sieg heil on live TV.
January 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
The Roots and Soul building a stadium where the A’s couldn’t would be incredible.
Investors We Have Big News To Share!
We’ve submitted a proposal to build a permanent stadium for Oakland Roots and Soul SC at Howard Terminal, an Oakland waterfront location. While this proposal represents a long-term vision—one that cou...
wefunder.com
December 19, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Why wouldn't the Giants trade a fringy starter and cash for Cody Bellinger's contract? May I present Belli vs. Yaz since 2021:
December 17, 2024 at 11:19 PM
It slowly dawns on you: Are *you* the lone human character in a Muppet-filled universe? No, no. Surely you are just a normal Muppet like everyone else.
December 16, 2024 at 4:17 PM
I am in favor of the Giants spending like they play in a single team market and own their RSN.
December 7, 2024 at 10:52 PM
I, for one, am pretty excited to not be swept away by a tsunami today.
December 5, 2024 at 8:31 PM