Kristién Watkins
@kriswatkins.bsky.social
Someone who has red/green colour-blindness,
Can you see your veins and what colours do you perceive?
Can you see your veins and what colours do you perceive?
June 30, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Someone who has red/green colour-blindness,
Can you see your veins and what colours do you perceive?
Can you see your veins and what colours do you perceive?
Sit your %5 ass 100% of the way down.
May 26, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Sit your %5 ass 100% of the way down.
“I’m about to get in the shower, you watch episode 5 and then we’ll watch 6 together, and then we’ll be caught up”
a man wearing a black sweater with lightning bolts on it is smiling
ALT: a man wearing a black sweater with lightning bolts on it is smiling
media.tenor.com
May 9, 2025 at 3:17 AM
“I’m about to get in the shower, you watch episode 5 and then we’ll watch 6 together, and then we’ll be caught up”
I can
But I can’t
But I can’t
a little girl is making a funny face while sitting at a table with potted plants .
ALT: a little girl is making a funny face while sitting at a table with potted plants .
media.tenor.com
May 6, 2025 at 1:05 AM
I can
But I can’t
But I can’t
Y’all, is there seriously no sombrero emoji?
I can 🫐🥦🍆🍑🥒 and I can 🍔🍟🧀🧈🥯 but I can’t
I can 🫐🥦🍆🍑🥒 and I can 🍔🍟🧀🧈🥯 but I can’t
a man wearing a sombrero and a poncho is dancing in the back of a car ..
ALT: a man wearing a sombrero and a poncho is dancing in the back of a car ..
media.tenor.com
May 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Y’all, is there seriously no sombrero emoji?
I can 🫐🥦🍆🍑🥒 and I can 🍔🍟🧀🧈🥯 but I can’t
I can 🫐🥦🍆🍑🥒 and I can 🍔🍟🧀🧈🥯 but I can’t
I’m just making some observations 👀
May 6, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I’m just making some observations 👀
Correlation and causation are not the same thing.
They aren’t mutually exclusive. But if you can’t understand the difference then the correlation might make you a part of the causation.
They aren’t mutually exclusive. But if you can’t understand the difference then the correlation might make you a part of the causation.
April 25, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Correlation and causation are not the same thing.
They aren’t mutually exclusive. But if you can’t understand the difference then the correlation might make you a part of the causation.
They aren’t mutually exclusive. But if you can’t understand the difference then the correlation might make you a part of the causation.
I’m not holding a grudge, but it’s still not ok.
April 11, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I’m not holding a grudge, but it’s still not ok.
Sometimes, I hate myself for not being strong enough to protect myself from the trauma I endured as a child.
March 31, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Sometimes, I hate myself for not being strong enough to protect myself from the trauma I endured as a child.
“Until you value yourself, you won’t value your time. Until you value your time, you won’t do anything with it.”
-M. Scott Peck
-M. Scott Peck
March 29, 2025 at 4:42 PM
“Until you value yourself, you won’t value your time. Until you value your time, you won’t do anything with it.”
-M. Scott Peck
-M. Scott Peck
If you’ve never given me a flower ever in life,
Do not show up at my funeral with flowers in your hands. Keep that same dusty energy.
Do not show up at my funeral with flowers in your hands. Keep that same dusty energy.
March 14, 2025 at 8:25 PM
If you’ve never given me a flower ever in life,
Do not show up at my funeral with flowers in your hands. Keep that same dusty energy.
Do not show up at my funeral with flowers in your hands. Keep that same dusty energy.
Real talk: does anyone not go through Epcot counterclockwise like me?
March 9, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Real talk: does anyone not go through Epcot counterclockwise like me?
I had a bloody nose this morning (BOTH NOSTRILS) and I was convinced that I was dying.
I changed my underwear because the boxers weren’t cute enough to die in, and the socks had to have a pattern.
I’m alive.
But if I die tomorrow, my emergency death undies aren’t clean anymore!
I hate this life.
I changed my underwear because the boxers weren’t cute enough to die in, and the socks had to have a pattern.
I’m alive.
But if I die tomorrow, my emergency death undies aren’t clean anymore!
I hate this life.
February 24, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I had a bloody nose this morning (BOTH NOSTRILS) and I was convinced that I was dying.
I changed my underwear because the boxers weren’t cute enough to die in, and the socks had to have a pattern.
I’m alive.
But if I die tomorrow, my emergency death undies aren’t clean anymore!
I hate this life.
I changed my underwear because the boxers weren’t cute enough to die in, and the socks had to have a pattern.
I’m alive.
But if I die tomorrow, my emergency death undies aren’t clean anymore!
I hate this life.
The one good thing about the “Gulf of America” is that any hurricane that destroys any US soil is titularly its own problem.
February 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
The one good thing about the “Gulf of America” is that any hurricane that destroys any US soil is titularly its own problem.
Now I gotta make them all fit by size-
February 23, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Now I gotta make them all fit by size-
$5
And tell me I was wrong for carrying it home!*
*my chiropractor doesn’t count
And tell me I was wrong for carrying it home!*
*my chiropractor doesn’t count
February 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
$5
And tell me I was wrong for carrying it home!*
*my chiropractor doesn’t count
And tell me I was wrong for carrying it home!*
*my chiropractor doesn’t count
The thing about horror movies is that you gotta pay attention at the start. You can’t miss the Set-Up!
Otherwise, all them other senseless killings ain’t gonna make no sense.
Otherwise, all them other senseless killings ain’t gonna make no sense.
February 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
The thing about horror movies is that you gotta pay attention at the start. You can’t miss the Set-Up!
Otherwise, all them other senseless killings ain’t gonna make no sense.
Otherwise, all them other senseless killings ain’t gonna make no sense.
No shade,
But I’m sorta gorgeous. I put on a little mascara and the world is brighter.
Imagine if I had a glam team!
But I’m sorta gorgeous. I put on a little mascara and the world is brighter.
Imagine if I had a glam team!
February 15, 2025 at 11:13 PM
No shade,
But I’m sorta gorgeous. I put on a little mascara and the world is brighter.
Imagine if I had a glam team!
But I’m sorta gorgeous. I put on a little mascara and the world is brighter.
Imagine if I had a glam team!
Does anyone besides James Van Der Beek enjoy seeing Kiernan Shipka on screen?
She is so stoic and methodical that it irks me to watch her. She is always obviously “acting” but there is no depth.
She is so stoic and methodical that it irks me to watch her. She is always obviously “acting” but there is no depth.
February 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Does anyone besides James Van Der Beek enjoy seeing Kiernan Shipka on screen?
She is so stoic and methodical that it irks me to watch her. She is always obviously “acting” but there is no depth.
She is so stoic and methodical that it irks me to watch her. She is always obviously “acting” but there is no depth.
Talmbout some “-4° but feels like -9°” 🙄
That’s like looking in your bank account and seeing “-$23 but it feels like-$62”
Below zero is below zero is below zero.
That’s like looking in your bank account and seeing “-$23 but it feels like-$62”
Below zero is below zero is below zero.
February 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Talmbout some “-4° but feels like -9°” 🙄
That’s like looking in your bank account and seeing “-$23 but it feels like-$62”
Below zero is below zero is below zero.
That’s like looking in your bank account and seeing “-$23 but it feels like-$62”
Below zero is below zero is below zero.
It is 1° outside and the sun is still up.
That is just unacceptable
That is just unacceptable
February 11, 2025 at 12:49 AM
It is 1° outside and the sun is still up.
That is just unacceptable
That is just unacceptable
Reposted by Kristién Watkins
There is still beauty in this world
Judge rules that Black church in DC, which won a $2.8 million default judgment against the Proud Boys, now gains control over the trademark “Proud Boys.” The far-right group is barred from selling any related merchandise or symbols without the consent of the church. Gift link:
Proud Boys Lose Control of Their Name to a Black Church They Vandalized (Gift Article)
A judge awarded the trademarked name and symbols to a Washington church to help satisfy a $2.8 million judgment against the far-right group.
www.nytimes.com
February 4, 2025 at 5:38 PM
There is still beauty in this world
Anyone know what Robert Sheehan has been up to?
February 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Anyone know what Robert Sheehan has been up to?
Do I enjoy true crime media because I am curious? Problem-solving? Or do I just enjoy knowing that yipipo go to jail?
February 4, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Do I enjoy true crime media because I am curious? Problem-solving? Or do I just enjoy knowing that yipipo go to jail?
Scariest movie I’ve ever seen?
The film that plays in my mind when I’m hydroplaning on my feet while wearing snow boots.
The film that plays in my mind when I’m hydroplaning on my feet while wearing snow boots.
January 27, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Scariest movie I’ve ever seen?
The film that plays in my mind when I’m hydroplaning on my feet while wearing snow boots.
The film that plays in my mind when I’m hydroplaning on my feet while wearing snow boots.