Kristen Van Nest - Author of WHERE TO NEST
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OUR NATION IS DIVIDED!!! But more importantly, how do we feel about wearing pimple patches in public?
November 14, 2025 at 4:19 AM
OUR NATION IS DIVIDED!!! But more importantly, how do we feel about wearing pimple patches in public?
Is someone holding Megyn Kelly’s teleprompter hostage or has the Fox News haze finally fried her brain cells? Because this is the same woman who went public about the “take your skirt for a twirl” harassment Olympics at Fox only to turn around and say Epstein wasn’t a pedophile—he “just liked
November 14, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Is someone holding Megyn Kelly’s teleprompter hostage or has the Fox News haze finally fried her brain cells? Because this is the same woman who went public about the “take your skirt for a twirl” harassment Olympics at Fox only to turn around and say Epstein wasn’t a pedophile—he “just liked
THE SCURVY IS WORTH IT 💯 Tag your ideal pirate mate below 🏴☠️
Now hiring: Pirates!
Location: The Seven Seas (or any available coastline)
Are you bored of endless Zoom calls, office politics, and rejection emails? Set sail for a life of excitement! We’re seeking bold, adventurous types for an
Now hiring: Pirates!
Location: The Seven Seas (or any available coastline)
Are you bored of endless Zoom calls, office politics, and rejection emails? Set sail for a life of excitement! We’re seeking bold, adventurous types for an
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
THE SCURVY IS WORTH IT 💯 Tag your ideal pirate mate below 🏴☠️
Now hiring: Pirates!
Location: The Seven Seas (or any available coastline)
Are you bored of endless Zoom calls, office politics, and rejection emails? Set sail for a life of excitement! We’re seeking bold, adventurous types for an
Now hiring: Pirates!
Location: The Seven Seas (or any available coastline)
Are you bored of endless Zoom calls, office politics, and rejection emails? Set sail for a life of excitement! We’re seeking bold, adventurous types for an
Name your favorite milk drinking villain in the comments 🥛
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Name your favorite milk drinking villain in the comments 🥛
When people get married has drastically changed 💍👰
November 14, 2025 at 2:44 AM
When people get married has drastically changed 💍👰
Blame it on the sun: Earth just got rocked by the biggest solar flare in 20 years—a powerful X-class explosion from sunspot AR4274, unleashing a blast of charged particles straight toward our planet. This solar storm was so intense it caused widespread radio blackouts across Africa and Europe, GPS
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Blame it on the sun: Earth just got rocked by the biggest solar flare in 20 years—a powerful X-class explosion from sunspot AR4274, unleashing a blast of charged particles straight toward our planet. This solar storm was so intense it caused widespread radio blackouts across Africa and Europe, GPS
Trader Joe’s is my snack 🤴
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Trader Joe’s is my snack 🤴
Trader Joe’s is a magical place where the most delicious snack guaranteed to get you out of your slump is somehow shoved in a corner for you to discover
November 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Trader Joe’s is a magical place where the most delicious snack guaranteed to get you out of your slump is somehow shoved in a corner for you to discover
MAKE BEING TINY GREAT AGAIN 😕
November 13, 2025 at 6:21 AM
MAKE BEING TINY GREAT AGAIN 😕
Pasta lovers, brace yourselves: Italian pasta could soon disappear from U.S. shelves thanks to new tariffs approaching 100%. The U.S. government is preparing to slap a 92% anti-dumping tax on 13 major Italian pasta brands—including iconic names like La
November 13, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Pasta lovers, brace yourselves: Italian pasta could soon disappear from U.S. shelves thanks to new tariffs approaching 100%. The U.S. government is preparing to slap a 92% anti-dumping tax on 13 major Italian pasta brands—including iconic names like La
Hear me out: they are my dads and I am their nepo babygirl.
James Cameron and Guillermo del Toro were not just filmmaking legends—they were actually roommates for a while in the 1990s. They bonded over late-night movie marathons, traded script notes, and yes, geeked out over anime together.
James Cameron and Guillermo del Toro were not just filmmaking legends—they were actually roommates for a while in the 1990s. They bonded over late-night movie marathons, traded script notes, and yes, geeked out over anime together.
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Hear me out: they are my dads and I am their nepo babygirl.
James Cameron and Guillermo del Toro were not just filmmaking legends—they were actually roommates for a while in the 1990s. They bonded over late-night movie marathons, traded script notes, and yes, geeked out over anime together.
James Cameron and Guillermo del Toro were not just filmmaking legends—they were actually roommates for a while in the 1990s. They bonded over late-night movie marathons, traded script notes, and yes, geeked out over anime together.
Blame it on the sun: Earth just got rocked by the biggest solar flare in 20 years—a powerful X-class explosion from sunspot AR4274, unleashing a blast of charged particles straight toward our planet. This solar storm was so intense it caused widespread radio blackouts across Africa and Europe, GPS
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Blame it on the sun: Earth just got rocked by the biggest solar flare in 20 years—a powerful X-class explosion from sunspot AR4274, unleashing a blast of charged particles straight toward our planet. This solar storm was so intense it caused widespread radio blackouts across Africa and Europe, GPS
I am not a financial advisor just someone obsessed with ribs! Introducing the McRib Indicator: if the McRib comes back, bitcoin is about to go wild. October 2020—McRib returns, bitcoin surges past $20,000 for the first time in three years. November 2021—McRib’s back, bitcoin rockets to its all-time
November 12, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I am not a financial advisor just someone obsessed with ribs! Introducing the McRib Indicator: if the McRib comes back, bitcoin is about to go wild. October 2020—McRib returns, bitcoin surges past $20,000 for the first time in three years. November 2021—McRib’s back, bitcoin rockets to its all-time
This is the TOP male physique you’re going for? I vote we embrace ALL make body types instead of striving for THIS
November 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
This is the TOP male physique you’re going for? I vote we embrace ALL make body types instead of striving for THIS
Of course we are eating more candy!
November 12, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Of course we are eating more candy!
Do NOT adopt a man child!
November 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Do NOT adopt a man child!
What field is the worst?
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
What field is the worst?
Uma Thurman gave her daughter Maya Hawke one very memorable piece of advice before working with Quentin Tarantino: “Keep your shoes on.” After starring in three Tarantino films herself (and being famously featured barefoot in several scenes), Uma knew exactly what her daughter was in for.
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Uma Thurman gave her daughter Maya Hawke one very memorable piece of advice before working with Quentin Tarantino: “Keep your shoes on.” After starring in three Tarantino films herself (and being famously featured barefoot in several scenes), Uma knew exactly what her daughter was in for.
NASA says asteroid 31 is moving closer to Earth…
#NASA #Asteroid31 #relatable #spacevibes #funnyreels
#NASA #Asteroid31 #relatable #spacevibes #funnyreels
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
NASA says asteroid 31 is moving closer to Earth…
#NASA #Asteroid31 #relatable #spacevibes #funnyreels
#NASA #Asteroid31 #relatable #spacevibes #funnyreels
I want to see Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter try to share a secret 🤫
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
I want to see Taylor Swift and Sabrina Carpenter try to share a secret 🤫
I forgot to mention the 80s skin tight turtleneck!!!
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I forgot to mention the 80s skin tight turtleneck!!!
Perry and Orlando Bloom have officially split. The breakup was publicly confirmed in July 2025 after nearly a decade together, including a six-year engagement. Multiple credible sources affirm that while they are no longer romantically involved or engaged, they remain on amicable terms.
November 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Perry and Orlando Bloom have officially split. The breakup was publicly confirmed in July 2025 after nearly a decade together, including a six-year engagement. Multiple credible sources affirm that while they are no longer romantically involved or engaged, they remain on amicable terms.
Perry and Orlando Bloom have officially split. The breakup was publicly confirmed in July 2025 after nearly a decade together, including a six-year engagement. Multiple credible sources affirm that while they are no longer romantically involved or engaged, they remain on amicable terms and are
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Perry and Orlando Bloom have officially split. The breakup was publicly confirmed in July 2025 after nearly a decade together, including a six-year engagement. Multiple credible sources affirm that while they are no longer romantically involved or engaged, they remain on amicable terms and are
Ready to call him Frankensteins baby daddy
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Ready to call him Frankensteins baby daddy
One time an ex-boyfriend’s mom gave me her perfume (Chanel No. 5) as a gift. At first, it seemed kind of sweet, but then it felt creepy. You want me to smell like his mom? 🚩🚩🚩
November 10, 2025 at 8:43 PM
One time an ex-boyfriend’s mom gave me her perfume (Chanel No. 5) as a gift. At first, it seemed kind of sweet, but then it felt creepy. You want me to smell like his mom? 🚩🚩🚩