Marceline, The Vampire Queen
@krissywrites.bsky.social
30’s. Writer. Queer.
I’m a mess but sometimes I’m funny so it’s okay.
📚 books read 2025: 62
Bookish feed: https://shorturl.at/GVQMe
NGL: https://ngl.link/krissyanswers
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/krissynina
wishlist: https://tinyurl.com/3tj9r998
I’m a mess but sometimes I’m funny so it’s okay.
📚 books read 2025: 62
Bookish feed: https://shorturl.at/GVQMe
NGL: https://ngl.link/krissyanswers
Ko-Fi: https://ko-fi.com/krissynina
wishlist: https://tinyurl.com/3tj9r998
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WHAT. A. DAY.
November 14, 2025 at 12:08 PM
WHAT. A. DAY.
Loooool these next two hours are going to be exhausting
November 14, 2025 at 8:20 AM
Loooool these next two hours are going to be exhausting
your ✨ active ✨ ignorance ✨ is ✨ political
November 14, 2025 at 8:19 AM
your ✨ active ✨ ignorance ✨ is ✨ political
anyway I just saw a cute cute dog
November 14, 2025 at 8:17 AM
anyway I just saw a cute cute dog
I want coffee but can’t get coffee bc all the places near me enjoy helping to fund genocide.
November 14, 2025 at 8:16 AM
I want coffee but can’t get coffee bc all the places near me enjoy helping to fund genocide.
What is a polite way of saying ‘you seem to be incapable of covering your mouth* when you cough so please stay the hell away from me’
*the bare minimum
*the bare minimum
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 AM
What is a polite way of saying ‘you seem to be incapable of covering your mouth* when you cough so please stay the hell away from me’
*the bare minimum
*the bare minimum
I bet they don’t text or call the family members that are actually alive
November 14, 2025 at 7:26 AM
I bet they don’t text or call the family members that are actually alive
I am awake. I WANT TO BE IN BED ALL COSY
November 14, 2025 at 7:13 AM
I am awake. I WANT TO BE IN BED ALL COSY
Praise be to 13yo Krissy for purchasing Nothing In This World and Stars Are Blind
🪥 💃🏽
🪥 💃🏽
November 13, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Praise be to 13yo Krissy for purchasing Nothing In This World and Stars Are Blind
🪥 💃🏽
🪥 💃🏽
sorry I can’t, I need to stay home and wash my eyebrows
November 13, 2025 at 10:36 PM
sorry I can’t, I need to stay home and wash my eyebrows
it’s that time of year where I will hopefully become a skinny queen bc I’m too anxious to go into the kitchen (the house is full and someone is in there 24/7) and I have barely any money for food.
November 13, 2025 at 6:18 PM
it’s that time of year where I will hopefully become a skinny queen bc I’m too anxious to go into the kitchen (the house is full and someone is in there 24/7) and I have barely any money for food.
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😷🧵
Going into winter I'd like to take a moment to share my masking precautions for covid/illness prevention.😄
1. Time, Distance, Shielding
Minimize exposure wherever practical. Follow the ALARA principle: As Low As Reasonably Achievable. This is the key principle of radiation safety as well.
Going into winter I'd like to take a moment to share my masking precautions for covid/illness prevention.😄
1. Time, Distance, Shielding
Minimize exposure wherever practical. Follow the ALARA principle: As Low As Reasonably Achievable. This is the key principle of radiation safety as well.
November 10, 2024 at 9:07 PM
😷🧵
Going into winter I'd like to take a moment to share my masking precautions for covid/illness prevention.😄
1. Time, Distance, Shielding
Minimize exposure wherever practical. Follow the ALARA principle: As Low As Reasonably Achievable. This is the key principle of radiation safety as well.
Going into winter I'd like to take a moment to share my masking precautions for covid/illness prevention.😄
1. Time, Distance, Shielding
Minimize exposure wherever practical. Follow the ALARA principle: As Low As Reasonably Achievable. This is the key principle of radiation safety as well.
card got declined buying a pack of gum and I honestly thing that’s so bitchy of my bank, like babe, just play along and pretend I have the money, it’s £1, you know I’ll give it back eventually
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 PM
card got declined buying a pack of gum and I honestly thing that’s so bitchy of my bank, like babe, just play along and pretend I have the money, it’s £1, you know I’ll give it back eventually
Game items you can’t delete should not count as part of your storage limit!
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 AM
Game items you can’t delete should not count as part of your storage limit!
Lily Allen is back, there is new Scouting For Girls. Am I 15 again????? I’m here for it
November 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Lily Allen is back, there is new Scouting For Girls. Am I 15 again????? I’m here for it
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This is Pancho and Lupe. Some siblings have the same nose or ears. Pancho and Lupe have the same side eye. 13/10 for both (IG: panchocorgi)
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
This is Pancho and Lupe. Some siblings have the same nose or ears. Pancho and Lupe have the same side eye. 13/10 for both (IG: panchocorgi)
today’s teeth brushing dance party music began with Blondie Heart of Glass and ended with One Way Or Another, because we were having such a jolly ol’ time.
November 12, 2025 at 11:45 PM
today’s teeth brushing dance party music began with Blondie Heart of Glass and ended with One Way Or Another, because we were having such a jolly ol’ time.
I am so glad some nerd out there keeps track of what day it is bc I’d really have no clue if they didn’t update google and my phone everyday
November 12, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I am so glad some nerd out there keeps track of what day it is bc I’d really have no clue if they didn’t update google and my phone everyday
huh, today isn’t Sunday
November 12, 2025 at 7:57 PM
huh, today isn’t Sunday
there is
a dead fly
laying limp
in the remains
of my
coffee
A poem, by me.
a dead fly
laying limp
in the remains
of my
coffee
A poem, by me.
November 12, 2025 at 4:05 PM
there is
a dead fly
laying limp
in the remains
of my
coffee
A poem, by me.
a dead fly
laying limp
in the remains
of my
coffee
A poem, by me.
Hi, we are going to increase your workload as if we have doubled the size of your team (but we haven’t) and we expect you to deliver results even faster than before, okay? No biggie. Thanks 🥹👉🏽👈🏽
November 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Hi, we are going to increase your workload as if we have doubled the size of your team (but we haven’t) and we expect you to deliver results even faster than before, okay? No biggie. Thanks 🥹👉🏽👈🏽
a fruitless endeavour is extra sad bc what is the point of any little task if I don’t get a little bit of fruit as a reward
November 12, 2025 at 3:29 PM
a fruitless endeavour is extra sad bc what is the point of any little task if I don’t get a little bit of fruit as a reward
In the mood to make a spreadsheet
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 PM
In the mood to make a spreadsheet
I am so freaking tired of this existence rn
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I am so freaking tired of this existence rn