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kris p. bat
@krispy-bat.bsky.social
🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🇹🇷🇨🇦 • ΘΔ& • autistic and sickly bat • they/it • mid 20s • distracted wellstring one-trick • co-captain of critters ink. @crittersinkspl.bsky.social • pfp by @somefox5.bsky.social <3
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*paws at u* how close to specials
December 1, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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wave breaker quad in question:
October 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Ok (more friend inside me proof)
October 28, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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bring back editing toby tweets
October 28, 2025 at 1:45 AM
casual double snipe quad yknow, just an average sunday night for a wellstring main (ignore the enemy names)
October 27, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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Signups for Season 5 of the Stronghold Beginner's Academy are now open!

Learn more or apply today at
www.splatoonstronghold.com/academy
October 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
in hollow knight enemies become more difficult by having more complex movesets that force you to learn their rhythm to dodge and get attacks in

in silksong enemies get harder by doing double damage and becoming damage sponges
September 15, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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i know a lot of people have been saying this for the event but i'll also just plead myself: if you can, please try to wear a mask at Riptide. health infrastructure is falling apart, especially for the most vulnerable, so any public health measures we can take to protect each other are so critical
August 21, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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PSA, I have ~40 KN95 masks to hand out at riptide. Let me know how many you want (preferably on discord) and we can coordinate a location
August 29, 2025 at 9:51 PM
thank you splatoon 3 matchmaking, sure yeah I can play frontline wellstring
August 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
i was being very polite by not coughing directly into the mic, youre welcome
@rat-of-pain.bsky.social (well) - "*COUGH COUGH COUGH *mutes mic*"
@frostiix.bsky.social (swords) - "Born to Decav, forced to Wipe"
Hound (bucket/hedit) - "ye couple mins im stroking the flute"
@iashcannot.bsky.social (hedit) "Thank you, Golias, we all said in unison" (after rat gets the double)
August 19, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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Freshly Picked and Critters Ink (and Golias!) came together for a Critter Garden (and Golias, ok?) pickup for Shark Tank today! A Bronze Bracket win is in season 🐾🐾🐾🍓🍓🛡!
August 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
after 7 years of speaking english full-time it still feels weird to me

sometimes when I'm in a serious situation I'll still randomly get confused as to why im talking in the silly language they use in the movies
August 8, 2025 at 5:16 PM
conspicuously rat shaped fruit in the fruit bowl
The harvest is a bit late, but! Freshly Picked won the Academy Showcase's Sophomore Bracket this past Sunday!

We took some pictures to commemorate! Feat. @rat-of-pain.bsky.social from Critters Ink 🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🐀

GGs, and thank you SBA, our coach, and our team manager for the opportunity! #compsplatoon
August 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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June 24, 2025 at 4:29 AM
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July 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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so which one of you is the barazushi kit and which one of you is the emberz kit in the relationship
June 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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BRO SAID RAWR !
June 12, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
June 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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[ #splatoon ] bringing this back from last year
April 13, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Splatoon 3 is a 2022 third-person shooter video game developed and published by Nintendo for the Nintendo Switch. It is the third game in the Splatoon series following Splatoon 2. Like its predecessors in the Splatoon series, the game consists of online multiplayer (player versus player and player
April 2, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I had a salmon run dream where in one of the waves (not an extra wave) a smaller version of horrorboros shows up and the text says

TLARKIN
brother of Horrorboros

it was just floating around with no bosses around so I was just shooting directly at it w/ dualie squelchers it was very underwhelming
February 1, 2025 at 5:05 PM
i fuckign love splatoon
December 19, 2024 at 4:59 AM
tom & jerry ass gameplay

#splatoon
December 8, 2024 at 2:57 AM
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#burgerposting

so Im ordering burgers, and our total comes to 30 dollars. Im shooketh. I just ordered a meal, a second burger, ice cream, + large fries for my partner. youre probably like "thats a lot" BUT LISTEN. I add a burger meal to my cart. 10 dollars. and a second burger for 5 dollars. cont.
December 8, 2024 at 1:57 AM