if I win the lottery I won't tell anyone, but there will be signs.*

*a life-size recreation of the Muppet Christmas Carol set in my backyard

I crammed as much as I could into ten days!

Redwood, Sunset Blvd, Gypsy, Little Shop, Smash, Just In Time, Maybe Happy Ending, Death Becomes Her, Boop!, Operation Mincemeat, Oh Mary, Pirates! The Penzance Musical, Dead Outlaw, Dorian Gray, Real Women Have Curves, and Glengarry Glen Ross

Not to add to the ongoing onslaught of "yikes", but if you haven't renewed/applied for your U.S. passport yet you should probably get on that before the whole system crumbles.

Here, have a cat.