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@krikalitika.bsky.social
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This isn’t right. This isn’t even wrong. I contain multiple ‘tudes.

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My rescue family. I took in Nina when very pregnant & ended up keeping them all. They all surpassed 16 years, then age set in & broke my heart repeatedly until this past year when I lost my last baby 💔😿

1st pic is them all neatly lined up for chow time 🫶

From L: Opie, Jasper, Alice,
Nina & Stevie
From left, Opie, Jasper, Alice, Nina & Stevie Jasper and Opie Momma Nina Stevie, the last of my babies, passed away last year at the ripe age of 20 🫶💔😿
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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Whole ratking all the way down
Picture of a ratking, which is a whole pack of rats all intertwined & bound together by entangled & fused tails
November 13, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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Dandy, Queen of all she surveys, holding court in her basket throne
November 9, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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With alt text )which is ridiculously way to add, ya know):
How the Trump Administration Is Giving Even More Tax Breaks to the Wealthy The Treasury Department and Internal Revenue Service are issuing rules that provide hundreds of billions of dollars in tax relief to big companies and the ultrarich.
November 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Post from Jesus Chrysler @JesusChrysterII Image is depicting a passed out Trump in the middle of an Oval Office Presser Their comment is “The State of the Union 11/6/25”
November 8, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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A Washington Post analysis of multiple video feeds found that Trump spent nearly 20 minutes apparently battling to keep his eyes open at the Thursday event. It was a seemingly stark illustration of the strain of the presidency on a 79-year-old who typically keeps a vigorous travel schedule that even his aides say they struggle to keep up with - and who has reveled in calling his predecessor "Sleepy Joe" Biden. Sitting behind the Resolute Desk on Thursday, the president displayed a constellation of movements familiar to anyone who has attempted to stay awake during a work meeting. He closed his eyes. He put his hand to his temple. He slouched in his chair. President Donald Trump appeared to struggle to keep his eyes open during a news conference on Nov. 6. (Video: The Washington Post)
November 8, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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Ok but that’s a nice one-two punch in the form of book titles 💀

www.nydailynews.com/2025/11/07/queen-elizabeth-prince-andrew-prostitutes-buckingham-palace/
Lownie said he's currently working on a follow-up book to "Entitled" called "Untitled," which will focus on the salacious allegations surrounding Andrew and his subsequent downfall.
November 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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Kash Patel used a 60 million dollar Agency jet to go see his girlfriend this weekend. Trump has golfed 70 days this year, 24% of his second term, at a cost to taxpayers of $98,000,000. JD Vance's vacations this year have cost taxpayers 35 million dollars. The single mom on food stamps is not the problem. The immigrant needing emergency healthcare is not the problem. The child getting $6 a day for SNAP has never been, nor will they ever be, the problem.
November 6, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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Apart from his sociopathy,
I’m noticing how incredibly swollen his own concealer-caked hand is today compared to the shriveled dried beef appearance of his other hand 👀
Trump’s super swollen right hand (to the left in this front facing picture) in stark comparison to his aged & somewhat grizzled left hand (to the right in this front facing picture)
November 6, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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The memes are cooking 😆
Spoof on Gadsens “don’t tread on me” flag with a picture of an ICE agent in full masked tactical gestapo gear against a bright yellow background with a subway hero flying straight into their face like a missile Caption says “Don’t Bread On Me”
November 6, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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The memes have already begun
Picture of Trump standing at his desk listlessly & staring ahead into the middle distance with an annoyed look on his face as one of his admin is collapsed in medical emergency nearby The caption of the picture overlays Trump with big green lettering saying “Trump” while the collapsed man on the floor that he’s ignoring directly next to his desk is overlaid with the same bright green lettering saying “US economy”
November 6, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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How quickly he gets bored & the expression is one of annoyance

Trump admin in a nutshell:
Medical emergency at WH sees photographers being escorted out Trump fiddles with a paper on his desk, looking away Medical emergency at WH sees photographers being escorted out Trump, still standing at his desk, glances over to ill man completely collapsed on the floor Medical emergency at WH sees photographers being escorted out Trump looks away again and stares into the middle distance with an annoyed expression on his face as he stands flaccidly Medical emergency at WH cut off as photographers were being escorted out The screen has cut away to a test pattern & high pitched tone, ending the presser on how great health care is under Trump, Oz & RFK Jr 🤡
November 6, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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He can’t even order donuts 🫠
Picture of JD Vance standing in a green parka against a snowy mountain pointing off into the distance with squinting eyes & a blank confused face Caption says: “GLAZED… SPRINKLE STUFF… WHATEVER MAKES SENSE”
November 6, 2025 at 6:48 AM
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I mean. The sheer ~hypocrisy~ 😵‍💫
Tim Carney quote tweeting as follows: Tim Carney • @TPCarney Welp. Time for conservatives in Virginia to build up lots of legal defense funds. It's scary to think of what a vengeful and partisan man will do with the whole prosecutorial apparatus at his hands. 4h - Conor Sen @conorsen Jones up to 77% on Kalshi: Kalshi Who will win the Attorney General race in Virginia? Kalshi • Jay Jones 77% • Jason Miyaras 21%
November 5, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
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I need this on a shirt 💀
Excerpt from NYT copium article saying “Surge of Anti-Establishment Discontent”
November 5, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Just got out of work & saw the news!

I expect Cuomo to leave NYC for Florida & Mar-a-Lago post haste (hardly matters, he doesn’t live here anyhow ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
Spectrum News with Mamdani win Spectrum News showing Mamdani handily winning as first Muslim & South Asian NYC Mayor
November 5, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Alt text of the Trump post in question
Donald J. Trump @realDonald Trump If Communist Candidate Zohran Mamdani wins the Election for Mayor of New York City, it is highly unlikely that I will be contributing Federal Funds, other than the very minimum as required, to my beloved first home, because of the fact that, as a Communist, this once great City has ZERO chance of success, or even survival! It can only get worse with a Communist at the helm, and I don't want to send, as President, good money after bad. It is my obligation to run the Nation, and it is my strong conviction that New York City will be a Complete and Total Economic and Social Disaster should Mamdani win. His principles have been tested for over a thousand years, and never once have they been successful. I would much rather see a Democrat, who has had a Record of Success, WIN, than a Communist with no experience and a Record of COMPLETE AND TOTAL FAILURE. He was nothing as an Assemblyman, ranked at the bottom of the class and, as Mayor of potentially, again, the Greatest City in the World, HE HAS NO CHANCE to bring it back to its former Glory! We must also remember this — A vote for Curtis Sliwa (who looks much better without the beret!) is a vote for Mamdani. Whether you personally like Andrew Cuomo or not, you really have no choice. You must vote for him, and hope he does a fantastic job. He is capable of it, Mamdani is not!
November 3, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Alt text bc you refuse to do it
The evidence made clear that the government misrepresented the stature of its targets in New England at a time when the Trump administration was seeking to justify deadly strikes on alleged cartel boats in the Caribbean Sea. "I can guarantee that he's not part of the Sinaloa Cartel," Scott Alati said of his son, Tyler, who was charged in state court in Franklin with a felony-level drug sale and immediately released without having to post bail. "He isn't a high-ranking member of anything. He's high-ranking dumb." Most of the arrestees the Spotlight Team identified are casualties of the fentanyl crisis, not kingpins making a living off it. They included a man accused of shoplifting chocolate Swiss rolls and Jolly Ranchers from a Hannaford supermarket and a woman who allegedly crashed a car into a column at a local bank and left the scene.
November 3, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Tesla shareholders have until Wednesday night to vote on the package unless they're going to Texas to attend the company's annual meeting in person on Thursday. The package would award Musk up to $1 trillion in Tesla shares over the next decade if he meets several ambitious targets, including sextupling Tesla's market capitalization to $8.5 trillion, selling 20 million cars and rolling out a million Optimus robots and a million Robotaxis. The Tesla board, led by chair Robyn Denholm, has been on a media blitz in recent weeks trying to drum up support for the pay package. Dangling a bigger Tesla stake in front of Musk is the only way to keep him focused on the automaker over his other ventures, Denholm argues. This past week, she warned Musk could quit if shareholders reject the deal.
November 2, 2025 at 11:09 PM
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Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) does not let people decline to be scanned by its new facial recognition app, which the agency uses to verify a person's identity and their immigration status, according to an internal Department of Homeland Security (DHS) document obtained by 404 Media. The document also says any face photos taken by the app, called Mobile Fortify, will be stored for 15 years, including those of U.S. citizens. The document provides new details about the technology behind Mobile Fortify, how the data it collects is processed and stored, and DHS's rationale for using it. On Wednesday 404 Media reported that both ICE and Customs and Border Protection (CBP) are scanning peoples' faces in the streets to verify citizenship.
November 2, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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Looking at a slimy worm in a Big Apple & concluding “that is a Cuomo”
Shiny red apple with a whole side open & exposing a slimy worm burrowing in its flesh
November 1, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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This is a perfect banner shot 😹😻
Above photo trimmed & re-set into a rectangular banner shape where Monty looks like Jaws cresting the waves nose first, jaw visible from under the deep ocean of sleep
October 28, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Do you know if you highlight the measurement you’re uncertain about it gets automatically converted onto multiple metrics?
Illustration of point brought up in post: by highlighting a measurement metric it is automatically converted into multiple different metrics
October 27, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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Chell, who retired Oct. 8, will receive a monthly taxpayer-funded payment of $24,659.97, said New York City Police Pension Fund General Counsel Vincent Diaz late Friday afternoon in an email. That sum works out to $295,919.64 per year, almost entirely tax free, for the rest of his life.
October 25, 2025 at 11:26 PM