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Charlie Kirk got way too much gum above his teeth. Looking like a mouth breather.
August 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Charlie Kirk got way too much gum above his teeth. Looking like a mouth breather.
Why haven’t Arlette and BM posted a new pop the balloon or find love video yet? My Wednesday feels incomplete.
July 16, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Why haven’t Arlette and BM posted a new pop the balloon or find love video yet? My Wednesday feels incomplete.
I know I try to be tough, but deep down, I just want people to find me funny. Ever since grade school when Lev said was as funny as I was likable, I’ve wanted crush others. Just laugh with me and I’ll be nicer. Laugh at me and it’s poison death.
July 3, 2025 at 10:58 AM
I know I try to be tough, but deep down, I just want people to find me funny. Ever since grade school when Lev said was as funny as I was likable, I’ve wanted crush others. Just laugh with me and I’ll be nicer. Laugh at me and it’s poison death.
I wish I had Romanov blood in me.
June 28, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I wish I had Romanov blood in me.
Focus on Israel-Iran. Not Russia.
June 18, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Focus on Israel-Iran. Not Russia.
Happy Saturday. I hope all is well world. Congratulations Premier Trump on your birthday and joining the family with the military parade. Just invade Greenland next and you are officially in the Authoritarian Club. Next you’ll lock up your own cabinet and administration members. This will be fun.
June 14, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Happy Saturday. I hope all is well world. Congratulations Premier Trump on your birthday and joining the family with the military parade. Just invade Greenland next and you are officially in the Authoritarian Club. Next you’ll lock up your own cabinet and administration members. This will be fun.
Too bad two men can’t procreate because the makeup sex between Premier Trump and Space Cadet Musk would certainly lead to procreation. But who would carry the baby to term?
June 6, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Too bad two men can’t procreate because the makeup sex between Premier Trump and Space Cadet Musk would certainly lead to procreation. But who would carry the baby to term?
Even I didn’t know they were coming.
June 6, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Even I didn’t know they were coming.
Those were toy planes they blew up. Not real ones. But also, it was not good look.
June 3, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Those were toy planes they blew up. Not real ones. But also, it was not good look.
What had happened to me? Nothing. I am same man as I always have been. Premier Trump is unfortunately having to face reality. Oh well.
May 26, 2025 at 2:02 PM
What had happened to me? Nothing. I am same man as I always have been. Premier Trump is unfortunately having to face reality. Oh well.
I’m very tired today. Stayed up all night playing Fortnite. I’m not good. If they let me win in Fortnite I might stop war.
May 25, 2025 at 1:05 PM
I’m very tired today. Stayed up all night playing Fortnite. I’m not good. If they let me win in Fortnite I might stop war.
@mikekadlick.bsky.social
www.si.com/lacrosse/buf...
The Rochester Knighthawks did it first 2012-2014. Bandits are now the 8th.
www.si.com/lacrosse/buf...
The Rochester Knighthawks did it first 2012-2014. Bandits are now the 8th.
Buffalo Bandits Join Upper Echelon of Sports History with Third Straight NLL Title
Three-peats are hard to come by in sports.
www.si.com
May 25, 2025 at 1:02 PM
@mikekadlick.bsky.social
www.si.com/lacrosse/buf...
The Rochester Knighthawks did it first 2012-2014. Bandits are now the 8th.
www.si.com/lacrosse/buf...
The Rochester Knighthawks did it first 2012-2014. Bandits are now the 8th.
@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social I could watch you feigning fellatio on Premier Trump all day. It was astounding.
May 20, 2025 at 3:25 PM
@weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social I could watch you feigning fellatio on Premier Trump all day. It was astounding.
Bing bong ya mother. Fuck the Knicks.
May 16, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Bing bong ya mother. Fuck the Knicks.
Premier Trump trying to explain to everyone all the things he has invented.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ij1_...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ij1_...
a very Norm Macdonald joke about bread
YouTube video by I Didn't Even Know He Was Sick
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May 13, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Premier Trump trying to explain to everyone all the things he has invented.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ij1_...
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ij1_...
As an adult, everyone says how cute and handsome dogs are. But when I was young everyone said I was ugly because I had face like dog’s ass.
May 13, 2025 at 2:25 PM
As an adult, everyone says how cute and handsome dogs are. But when I was young everyone said I was ugly because I had face like dog’s ass.
Congratulations to Alexander Ovechkin on goals scored. He’s now second all time, now behind only me. I average 8 goals per game.
April 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Congratulations to Alexander Ovechkin on goals scored. He’s now second all time, now behind only me. I average 8 goals per game.
How long until Trump suggests we try the purge?
April 16, 2025 at 8:06 PM
How long until Trump suggests we try the purge?
I support Dumpy Trumpy’s use of deporting citizens. In Russia we just poison you or push you out window. Also, I’m still trying to end war (not).
April 16, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I support Dumpy Trumpy’s use of deporting citizens. In Russia we just poison you or push you out window. Also, I’m still trying to end war (not).
In ordered new bride from America. She was tariff free.
April 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
In ordered new bride from America. She was tariff free.
I applaud Mike Johnson. He showing us all how much he and his party care about children once they’re born. Sacrifice everything for baby in womb. Out of womb, like my mother would say “You’re a day old. Get job freeloader.”
April 2, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I applaud Mike Johnson. He showing us all how much he and his party care about children once they’re born. Sacrifice everything for baby in womb. Out of womb, like my mother would say “You’re a day old. Get job freeloader.”
Delay. Delay. Delay.
April 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Delay. Delay. Delay.
@tomjscott.bsky.social You seem smart. Like really smart. Come to Russia. We need more citizens who eat our mind slop.
March 30, 2025 at 11:18 AM
@tomjscott.bsky.social You seem smart. Like really smart. Come to Russia. We need more citizens who eat our mind slop.
If I get 500 followers I’ll go to peace negotiations naked.
March 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
If I get 500 followers I’ll go to peace negotiations naked.