A Senpai-Ignored Kouhai Panda
@kouhaipanda.bsky.social
A deeply complex, nerdy, and horny panda located in San Jose, CA. 18+ please. There will be some adult stuff. Bi (95% into chubby men, 5% chubby everyone else), still valid. Successfully open table poly with a bear family. Lots of swearing here.
Late gym start! Chest and ab day for me!
November 17, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Late gym start! Chest and ab day for me!
Sun Tzu: You must have unwavering principles, even at great personal cost, to command authority.
I wonder if people in my life abandoned me because they couldn't stand someone with unwavering principles and authority.
I wonder if people in my life abandoned me because they couldn't stand someone with unwavering principles and authority.
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Sun Tzu: You must have unwavering principles, even at great personal cost, to command authority.
I wonder if people in my life abandoned me because they couldn't stand someone with unwavering principles and authority.
I wonder if people in my life abandoned me because they couldn't stand someone with unwavering principles and authority.
I may have to ease up on my arm workouts, because it hurts when I was doing my reps. Not soreness, but actual sharp pains when I do my workouts. Should I stop?
October 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I may have to ease up on my arm workouts, because it hurts when I was doing my reps. Not soreness, but actual sharp pains when I do my workouts. Should I stop?
Must. Be. A. Bigger. Panda.
October 14, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Must. Be. A. Bigger. Panda.
The core of it is that a majority of us never really grew up. We think throwing shade is strength and being the alpha bitch is the goal. This is some petty Mean Girls shit to mask insecurities leftover from not being out of the closet young enough.
Attention = Needing to be Seen.
Attention = Needing to be Seen.
A gay man will be a total jerk to another person for no literally no reason and say to themselves “I really ate that”
Reality tv and our obsession with fame has made a big portion of us truly insufferable
Reality tv and our obsession with fame has made a big portion of us truly insufferable
October 8, 2025 at 5:08 PM
The core of it is that a majority of us never really grew up. We think throwing shade is strength and being the alpha bitch is the goal. This is some petty Mean Girls shit to mask insecurities leftover from not being out of the closet young enough.
Attention = Needing to be Seen.
Attention = Needing to be Seen.
Less weight, worked on form, it kicked my ass.
October 7, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Less weight, worked on form, it kicked my ass.
Lift Heavy
Eat Heavy
Cum Heavy
Eat Heavy
Cum Heavy
October 3, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Lift Heavy
Eat Heavy
Cum Heavy
Eat Heavy
Cum Heavy
I'm at around 225, this is a slow gain with muscle. I may have to consult with the strongman gainers for wisdom.
October 3, 2025 at 5:35 PM
I'm at around 225, this is a slow gain with muscle. I may have to consult with the strongman gainers for wisdom.
I met up with an acquaintance at Folsom and he said that I had a body transformation, that my body had grown and got heavier. And he likes that I'm a big muscle chub panda and can't wait for me to hit my body goals.
I got really happy.
I got really happy.
October 3, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I met up with an acquaintance at Folsom and he said that I had a body transformation, that my body had grown and got heavier. And he likes that I'm a big muscle chub panda and can't wait for me to hit my body goals.
I got really happy.
I got really happy.
I want to be a strong fat boy!
September 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I want to be a strong fat boy!
Ginger fat boys make me swoon.
September 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Ginger fat boys make me swoon.
I was in Vegas, and I felt like a sexy panda.
September 8, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I was in Vegas, and I felt like a sexy panda.
My weight is still hovering at 220, but strength is gaining. Lousy metabolism!
August 26, 2025 at 7:14 PM
My weight is still hovering at 220, but strength is gaining. Lousy metabolism!
I have been a Silicon Valley resident all my life. If tech billionaires are so smart, then they are smart enough to know when political ideas aren't working.
And know when to stay in their own lane, shut the fuck up, and enjoy their money in silence.
And know when to stay in their own lane, shut the fuck up, and enjoy their money in silence.
August 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I have been a Silicon Valley resident all my life. If tech billionaires are so smart, then they are smart enough to know when political ideas aren't working.
And know when to stay in their own lane, shut the fuck up, and enjoy their money in silence.
And know when to stay in their own lane, shut the fuck up, and enjoy their money in silence.
Yup, and still think they have a right to control my life well into my adulthood.
it kinda wild that your parents can "raise" you and live in the same house as you and not know jack shit about you
August 24, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Yup, and still think they have a right to control my life well into my adulthood.
Feeling big, but not really.
August 12, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Feeling big, but not really.
I'm having the same problems, still hovering around 220. I constantly eat and overeat and I'm still at this weight. I wanna be 300 dammit!
August 9, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I'm having the same problems, still hovering around 220. I constantly eat and overeat and I'm still at this weight. I wanna be 300 dammit!
I don't know...are my arms big enough yet?!
August 6, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I don't know...are my arms big enough yet?!
Seriously, the lack of class consciousness in the furry community is awful. I kept away for years because it was that insufferable.
I'm a hidden village furry.
I'm a hidden village furry.
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August 4, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Seriously, the lack of class consciousness in the furry community is awful. I kept away for years because it was that insufferable.
I'm a hidden village furry.
I'm a hidden village furry.
I was at Dore Alley!
July 28, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I was at Dore Alley!
Hasn't happened yet. IS MY SPARKLING PERSONALITY NOT ENOUGH?!
Must I give more? Must I...post hole?
I won't, but wouldn't that be wild.
Must I give more? Must I...post hole?
I won't, but wouldn't that be wild.
July 25, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Hasn't happened yet. IS MY SPARKLING PERSONALITY NOT ENOUGH?!
Must I give more? Must I...post hole?
I won't, but wouldn't that be wild.
Must I give more? Must I...post hole?
I won't, but wouldn't that be wild.
What would I give for epic drag queens do a total cover of "Golden" from Kpop Demon Hunters.
If you read the lyrics, it has all the makings of an International Pride anthem.
🎵 Oh, I'm done hiding
Now I'm shining
Like I'm born to be!
Oh, our time,
No fear,
No lies,
That's who we're born to be!🎵
If you read the lyrics, it has all the makings of an International Pride anthem.
🎵 Oh, I'm done hiding
Now I'm shining
Like I'm born to be!
Oh, our time,
No fear,
No lies,
That's who we're born to be!🎵
July 25, 2025 at 10:11 PM
What would I give for epic drag queens do a total cover of "Golden" from Kpop Demon Hunters.
If you read the lyrics, it has all the makings of an International Pride anthem.
🎵 Oh, I'm done hiding
Now I'm shining
Like I'm born to be!
Oh, our time,
No fear,
No lies,
That's who we're born to be!🎵
If you read the lyrics, it has all the makings of an International Pride anthem.
🎵 Oh, I'm done hiding
Now I'm shining
Like I'm born to be!
Oh, our time,
No fear,
No lies,
That's who we're born to be!🎵
Oh, I'm bitter when I saw this. I would never say this. Hell, people with dysfunctional fathers would never say this.
July 24, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Oh, I'm bitter when I saw this. I would never say this. Hell, people with dysfunctional fathers would never say this.