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Bro. Greg the Wizard
@korakosrising.bsky.social
world-renowned post-modern mystic, and wizard of dubious repute.

Bluesky's Favorite Freemason

Proud resident of the Illinois Khanate.

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Just watching my neighbors start an uncontained fire.
April 26, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Did some spring cleaning today, and finally got around to hanging up our wedding broom and handfasting cord. I still can't believe I made both of them.
March 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
if you could commission one fictional character to fix the current us political problems who would it be?

You're all amateurs.
March 15, 2025 at 4:59 AM
If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anybody, but there would be signs. Unrelated, but does anyone have $3500 that they don't need?
March 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
okay i ripped some off of their Facebook
March 13, 2025 at 12:04 AM
I went to the adoration chapel again tonight. In the lobby is a table of free books. Usually it's just your standard catholic devotionals and such. Tonight this bad boy was out, which i can only interpret as God saying "Good boy, please enjoy the foundational text of Christian Mysticism."
March 12, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Average message from Mrs. The Wizard
March 6, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I may feel like shit but at least I look good
February 21, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Don't tell Mrs. The Wizard
February 16, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The pope really said "don't make me tap the sign"
February 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
We are ready to serve 🫡
February 7, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Current obsession album: Bepolar by Ours Samplus. A great ambient album that manages to pull of an ideal balance of interesting and unobtrusive. The tracks have an easy confidence that could be mistaken for restraint if not for the depth of each song's rich texture.
January 30, 2025 at 3:45 PM
This is some Snowpiercer bullshit
January 21, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Make the right choice
January 11, 2025 at 4:14 PM
i can finally conk out!
January 1, 2025 at 6:07 AM
S'more night with the Wizards!
December 29, 2024 at 9:23 PM
If the Democrats want to save their party, they have to embrace the style of FDR. I read the address at Madison Square Garden today and the issues are strikingly similar to those of today. We need fighters, ready to take a stand.

www.presidency.ucsb.edu/documents/ad...
December 18, 2024 at 2:27 AM
They were all of them deceived, for another pie was made. In the land of Moline, in the forges of John Deere, the Dark Lord Frank forged in secret, a master pie, to control all others. And into this pie he poured all his sausage, his malt and his will to dominate all life. One slice to rule them all
December 16, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Mrs. The Wizard is upset that my toes are as long as their fingers.
December 13, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Post an Onion headline that lives in your head rent-free
December 1, 2024 at 11:01 PM
During the cold months of winter, Midwestern males have the ability to grow a full body foreskin to protect delicate appendages from the frost.
November 29, 2024 at 10:43 PM
I think I'm just in the mood for weird ass musicals. Currently listening to this absolute fever dream.
November 29, 2024 at 12:36 PM
Anyone else have their childhood irrevocably changed by the Christmas movie where Santa fights rock demons and is granted immortality by a council of pagan gods? As a little pagan child, it hit me like a bolt of lightning when I saw it on TV once. Never saw it again sadly. #witchsky
November 29, 2024 at 2:38 AM
Ok Bluesky, let’s see those face cards ⬇️
November 26, 2024 at 11:36 PM
this is the ideal male body. You may not like it, but it's true.
November 26, 2024 at 11:31 PM