Sure Hitler is bad, but have you all seen the gossip in this book about Kaiser Willhelm?

Sweet potato Hitler
The carrot colored cockwomble
Combover Caligula
Hair Füher
Hairpiece Himmler
Lord of the Lies
TrumpleThinSkin
The Lyin’ King
Tangerine Twatwaffle
Count of Mostly Crisco
Yamchurian Candidate
Short-fingered Vulgarian
Spraytan Stalin
Lord Feltersnatch
Hairpiece Himmler

Fini. LOL