This is my daily, weekly, monthly reminder that I shouldn’t yell at my coworkers for being lazy

I thought I’d miss having Twitter but I’m happy to report that I do not

So a friend wanted to meet for dinner tonight to catch up; cool. Then he says that his friend I’ve met before is also coming. I don’t really like being surprised with things but I figure I’ll roll with it. Then I get to the place and he tells me there are potentially 2 more people coming.

Normalize having a little Stovetop stuffing as a treat

We need a national day of screaming

Deactivated my Twitter because I couldn’t stand being part of something that the CyberFuck asshole ruined anymore

@maybekennyomega.bsky.social happy birthday, I forgot about this app for a second!

Guy I know who’s super into Trump told me today that he feels I’ve been sad lately because of my social media posts. And it’s exhausting to think about trying to explain it to him.

Not being able to control our dreams sucks because I certainly did not want to dream about the guy who ghosted me and made me feel like garbage lol like wtf

I hope you all have the same level of confidence as the straight man who told me I looked so pretty without any makeup on even though I had drawn in my eyebrows and was wearing eyeliner.