So we got him at like 3 months. He came potty trained. He'll whine and cry for his box to be cleaned before he goes in the apt. It's quite impressive.

Hitting that incline like these hoes really don't know who tf I am fr.

I do some of my best plotting on an angry stroll.

She said "I love you but I don't need you right now." Cool bitch. Choke on them words, I'm out.

Fuck i look like convincing a PALEONTOLOGIST that dinosaurs are dangerous?

I always took it as Father Flynn was just a gay priest and he clocked that Donald Miller was gay too.

But he couldn't say this to Meryl.

Okay so no Dennison dick but she banging some ugly white dude? Hal is way finer than this mf.