I deal with this his Lil cat ass from 5am to like 8pm. He takes Little naps but this mf is bad.
I deal with this his Lil cat ass from 5am to like 8pm. He takes Little naps but this mf is bad.
Who TF gets with the evilest nigga in the kingdom and then act surprised that he won't stop doing fuck shit to get his way?
Like girl be quiet and go read a book. We doing evil rn..
Who TF gets with the evilest nigga in the kingdom and then act surprised that he won't stop doing fuck shit to get his way?
Like girl be quiet and go read a book. We doing evil rn..
Very much an ESH read. Love it.
Very much an ESH read. Love it.
These Once Upon A Time storylines were so fucked.
Like omg. She ate her nigga! This is all Granny fault frfr.
These Once Upon A Time storylines were so fucked.
Like omg. She ate her nigga! This is all Granny fault frfr.
She gotta fight back at this point.
She gotta fight back at this point.
Mfs got me angrily exercising. Who have I become???
Mfs got me angrily exercising. Who have I become???
Bitch a T Rex ATTACKED ME and you acting like I'm overreacting about these funky ass dinosaurs? Stay and die then, hoe. Bye.
Bitch a T Rex ATTACKED ME and you acting like I'm overreacting about these funky ass dinosaurs? Stay and die then, hoe. Bye.
PSH: You had it out for me way before this altar wine incident! Admit it!
Meryl: Correct. You fucking pervert.
🙃
PSH: You had it out for me way before this altar wine incident! Admit it!
Meryl: Correct. You fucking pervert.
🙃
They want my $.49/mo real bad. Before I pay for fucking email storage I'll just make a new one.
They want my $.49/mo real bad. Before I pay for fucking email storage I'll just make a new one.
If I was James Patterson they'd have to kiss my ass before I greenlit anymore.
If I was James Patterson they'd have to kiss my ass before I greenlit anymore.
Yoho, yoho...
Yoho, yoho...
Bruv deserves to get his lick back.
Bruv deserves to get his lick back.
This year I decided not to make a goal. It's November and I've read 37 books this year.
Idk why I'm like this. 😭
This year I decided not to make a goal. It's November and I've read 37 books this year.
Idk why I'm like this. 😭
It's those goddamn velociraptors that'll do us in! Leaping lizards!
I'm screaming at how negligent everybody is in this fucking book!
It's those goddamn velociraptors that'll do us in! Leaping lizards!
I'm screaming at how negligent everybody is in this fucking book!
Watching Welcome to Derry and he pointed out how Teddy bro a dead ringer for Stanley from the movies. Then I peep their last name. Like aw that's Stanley peoples!
The big bro probably his daddy. Teddy dead af.
Watching Welcome to Derry and he pointed out how Teddy bro a dead ringer for Stanley from the movies. Then I peep their last name. Like aw that's Stanley peoples!
The big bro probably his daddy. Teddy dead af.
Let me dust off that soundtrack. Get my cape on. Grab my fucking broom!
Let me dust off that soundtrack. Get my cape on. Grab my fucking broom!
I'm allergic to whatever is in creamy dressing so I can't have ranch and Caesar (eggs?). So I've been looking for a non disgusting vinaigrette for like a damn decade. Smfh
I'm allergic to whatever is in creamy dressing so I can't have ranch and Caesar (eggs?). So I've been looking for a non disgusting vinaigrette for like a damn decade. Smfh
Mfs is waking up.
Mfs is waking up.
And it BETTER NOT BE A FUCKING NIGHTMARE. ALL DEATHS ARE FINAL MFS!
And it BETTER NOT BE A FUCKING NIGHTMARE. ALL DEATHS ARE FINAL MFS!
Nigga creating a problem that ain't even there. Insanity!
Nigga creating a problem that ain't even there. Insanity!
But I'd drop him for David Gyasi IMMEDIATELY. Choose up sis!
But I'd drop him for David Gyasi IMMEDIATELY. Choose up sis!
Why do Freddy look like that? Why is this shit so meta? I'm terrified! 😱
Why do Freddy look like that? Why is this shit so meta? I'm terrified! 😱