tiny blue Basard™
@koboldcrusader.bsky.social
she/they, actual kobold, 3D artist and local eccentric. i'm literally just here bc my job requires me to Peddle My Wares
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aw fuck dude not you again
November 25, 2025 at 6:06 AM
aw fuck dude not you again
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Ive been testing this ability recently! heres some footage!
November 15, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Ive been testing this ability recently! heres some footage!
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who up bein burgerphobic
The existence of this blocklist is a pretty good example of why, personally, I hate the blocklist system and think it’s prone to misuse and bad faith. These blocklist systems always devolve into that
November 27, 2025 at 2:50 PM
who up bein burgerphobic
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i think scissorman in the clock tower video game is just what happens if you get a giant pair of scissors without the regulating power of mayorship, which helps you control and channel the powers of the giant scissors. even with this, many mayors still succumb to the corruption of the scissors
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i think scissorman in the clock tower video game is just what happens if you get a giant pair of scissors without the regulating power of mayorship, which helps you control and channel the powers of the giant scissors. even with this, many mayors still succumb to the corruption of the scissors
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Trace the arteries to find my heart 🫀
and promise me that you will do no harm 🎵
and promise me that you will do no harm 🎵
November 26, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Trace the arteries to find my heart 🫀
and promise me that you will do no harm 🎵
and promise me that you will do no harm 🎵
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remembering those videos of putting frozen turkeys in deep fryers like who the fuck does this
October 3, 2025 at 5:14 PM
remembering those videos of putting frozen turkeys in deep fryers like who the fuck does this
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
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Update: there’s 21 of them.
I found the other one napping in the slow cooker with the mashed potatoes.
I found the other one napping in the slow cooker with the mashed potatoes.
Every single one of my kobolds is laying on their backs with a distended belly from eating too much. I don’t really know how, considering I only bought the one turkey.
Like I know they’re all 2 inches tall but there’s like 20 of them.
Like I know they’re all 2 inches tall but there’s like 20 of them.
November 27, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Update: there’s 21 of them.
I found the other one napping in the slow cooker with the mashed potatoes.
I found the other one napping in the slow cooker with the mashed potatoes.
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are you fucking kidding me naughty dog
November 27, 2025 at 8:53 PM
are you fucking kidding me naughty dog
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The dragon after the breakup:
November 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
The dragon after the breakup:
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Thanksgiving Guests Freeze In Disbelief After Teenager Informs Them Of Native American Genocide https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-guests-freeze-in-disbelief-after-teenager-1848076742/
November 27, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Thanksgiving Guests Freeze In Disbelief After Teenager Informs Them Of Native American Genocide https://theonion.com/thanksgiving-guests-freeze-in-disbelief-after-teenager-1848076742/
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew in my heart I wanted to hurt everything around me with spin attack
November 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
Ever since I was a little girl I knew in my heart I wanted to hurt everything around me with spin attack
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Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
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the kobold sniffs at your pocket and looks up at you with big eyes. she wants whatever’s in there
November 27, 2025 at 10:35 PM
the kobold sniffs at your pocket and looks up at you with big eyes. she wants whatever’s in there
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The brick in question
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 PM
The brick in question
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Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
November 25, 2025 at 12:18 PM
Right now on reddit there's a guy inventing a new kind of brick to build his home with and it's going about as well as you can imagine
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