Kobbie_Mainiac🇾🇪
@kobbiemainiac.bsky.social
There’s nothing on earth like being a red🔴
Building a network of reds from all over🌍🇾🇪
Building a network of reds from all over🌍🇾🇪
You know it’s bad when you’re pleasantly surprised we finished 15th…
May 25, 2025 at 9:50 PM
You know it’s bad when you’re pleasantly surprised we finished 15th…
Someone please turn this into a thread on why we’re going to win this Wednesday…
I’m starting to have a bit of a wobble and need an injection of faith from my Red brothers and sisters😅👹
I’m starting to have a bit of a wobble and need an injection of faith from my Red brothers and sisters😅👹
May 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Someone please turn this into a thread on why we’re going to win this Wednesday…
I’m starting to have a bit of a wobble and need an injection of faith from my Red brothers and sisters😅👹
I’m starting to have a bit of a wobble and need an injection of faith from my Red brothers and sisters😅👹
If it was Bournemouth and Brighton (or any two other media darling teams) in the Europa Final… would this prick have called it ‘ridiculous’ that the winner gets into the Champions League?
Of course fucking not. Utter hypocrisy all over the media it’s a joke.
Of course fucking not. Utter hypocrisy all over the media it’s a joke.
May 16, 2025 at 9:14 PM
If it was Bournemouth and Brighton (or any two other media darling teams) in the Europa Final… would this prick have called it ‘ridiculous’ that the winner gets into the Champions League?
Of course fucking not. Utter hypocrisy all over the media it’s a joke.
Of course fucking not. Utter hypocrisy all over the media it’s a joke.
“Gusto goes in with 2 feet so I think that’s the right call there”
On booking Heaven🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Ffs these co-comms have pissed me off all night… utter fucking anti-United nonsense
On booking Heaven🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Ffs these co-comms have pissed me off all night… utter fucking anti-United nonsense
May 16, 2025 at 9:10 PM
“Gusto goes in with 2 feet so I think that’s the right call there”
On booking Heaven🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Ffs these co-comms have pissed me off all night… utter fucking anti-United nonsense
On booking Heaven🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️
Ffs these co-comms have pissed me off all night… utter fucking anti-United nonsense
I don’t believe my eyes
May 8, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I don’t believe my eyes
I’m going early:
MASON MOUNT WILL BREAK THE NO. 7 CURSE😍🇾🇪
MASON MOUNT WILL BREAK THE NO. 7 CURSE😍🇾🇪
May 8, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I’m going early:
MASON MOUNT WILL BREAK THE NO. 7 CURSE😍🇾🇪
MASON MOUNT WILL BREAK THE NO. 7 CURSE😍🇾🇪
Reds❤️
Tell me one player you’d love to see at United next season👹
Morgan Rogers is a strong contender for me 🔥
Tell me one player you’d love to see at United next season👹
Morgan Rogers is a strong contender for me 🔥
April 5, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Reds❤️
Tell me one player you’d love to see at United next season👹
Morgan Rogers is a strong contender for me 🔥
Tell me one player you’d love to see at United next season👹
Morgan Rogers is a strong contender for me 🔥
It’s comforting we’ve found someone worse at set pieces than we are❤️
February 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
It’s comforting we’ve found someone worse at set pieces than we are❤️
Zirkzee’s immediate reaction was of confusion, almost like even he wasn’t expecting it😅🤣
February 7, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zirkzee’s immediate reaction was of confusion, almost like even he wasn’t expecting it😅🤣
So predictable isn’t it 🙃
February 7, 2025 at 8:42 PM
So predictable isn’t it 🙃
Spent the last 2 years complaining we don’t have a fit, physical left back.
We’ve finally bought one.
He’s playing his debut…
At right back😂
We’ve finally bought one.
He’s playing his debut…
At right back😂
February 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Spent the last 2 years complaining we don’t have a fit, physical left back.
We’ve finally bought one.
He’s playing his debut…
At right back😂
We’ve finally bought one.
He’s playing his debut…
At right back😂
Dorgu is popping up with nice little touches and moves.
Only been 20 minutes of his United career but looking like he change the way we get forward🤔
Only been 20 minutes of his United career but looking like he change the way we get forward🤔
February 7, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Dorgu is popping up with nice little touches and moves.
Only been 20 minutes of his United career but looking like he change the way we get forward🤔
Only been 20 minutes of his United career but looking like he change the way we get forward🤔
Amorim needs to start fining Højlund I think
Too slow on the ball and afraid to shoot
I’d be fining him if he takes too long the ball or doesn’t take 5 shots per game (when we can get the ball)
He just needs more shots at goal, would surprise himself how many go in
Too slow on the ball and afraid to shoot
I’d be fining him if he takes too long the ball or doesn’t take 5 shots per game (when we can get the ball)
He just needs more shots at goal, would surprise himself how many go in
January 30, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Amorim needs to start fining Højlund I think
Too slow on the ball and afraid to shoot
I’d be fining him if he takes too long the ball or doesn’t take 5 shots per game (when we can get the ball)
He just needs more shots at goal, would surprise himself how many go in
Too slow on the ball and afraid to shoot
I’d be fining him if he takes too long the ball or doesn’t take 5 shots per game (when we can get the ball)
He just needs more shots at goal, would surprise himself how many go in
That turn from Ugarte was excellent🤩
His ball carrying skills are gonna be a big part of our game I think🤔
His ball carrying skills are gonna be a big part of our game I think🤔
January 19, 2025 at 2:21 PM
That turn from Ugarte was excellent🤩
His ball carrying skills are gonna be a big part of our game I think🤔
His ball carrying skills are gonna be a big part of our game I think🤔
RIP Denis Law❤️
Many of us are too young to have seen him play, but the beautiful thing about this club is how the history lives on for decades🇾🇪
To the Re-United Trinity🙏🏼❤️
Thank you Lawman for your great contribution to our club❤️
Many of us are too young to have seen him play, but the beautiful thing about this club is how the history lives on for decades🇾🇪
To the Re-United Trinity🙏🏼❤️
Thank you Lawman for your great contribution to our club❤️
January 17, 2025 at 8:48 PM
RIP Denis Law❤️
Many of us are too young to have seen him play, but the beautiful thing about this club is how the history lives on for decades🇾🇪
To the Re-United Trinity🙏🏼❤️
Thank you Lawman for your great contribution to our club❤️
Many of us are too young to have seen him play, but the beautiful thing about this club is how the history lives on for decades🇾🇪
To the Re-United Trinity🙏🏼❤️
Thank you Lawman for your great contribution to our club❤️
I know defensively we’ve been appealing for a while, but I’ve been quite impressed with Yoro
Seems to get back well and he’s made some really well measured last-ditch sliding tackles in the box on quite a few occasions now
The sort where you’re usually covering your eyes
Unbelievable composure🇾🇪
Seems to get back well and he’s made some really well measured last-ditch sliding tackles in the box on quite a few occasions now
The sort where you’re usually covering your eyes
Unbelievable composure🇾🇪
January 16, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I know defensively we’ve been appealing for a while, but I’ve been quite impressed with Yoro
Seems to get back well and he’s made some really well measured last-ditch sliding tackles in the box on quite a few occasions now
The sort where you’re usually covering your eyes
Unbelievable composure🇾🇪
Seems to get back well and he’s made some really well measured last-ditch sliding tackles in the box on quite a few occasions now
The sort where you’re usually covering your eyes
Unbelievable composure🇾🇪
Amad is a sensation.
The kid needs an another payrise, a statue in the centre of Manchester, and a Nobel peace prize❤️
Takes a lot to be a bright spark in a dull team🙏🏼
The kid needs an another payrise, a statue in the centre of Manchester, and a Nobel peace prize❤️
Takes a lot to be a bright spark in a dull team🙏🏼
January 16, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Amad is a sensation.
The kid needs an another payrise, a statue in the centre of Manchester, and a Nobel peace prize❤️
Takes a lot to be a bright spark in a dull team🙏🏼
The kid needs an another payrise, a statue in the centre of Manchester, and a Nobel peace prize❤️
Takes a lot to be a bright spark in a dull team🙏🏼
I don’t understand the mentality. These players have seen what happens when they put the graft in and knuckle down.
They’ve felt the joy and glory of really working for a result, but it doesn’t seem to have made a blind bit of difference to this game 4 days later.
They don’t look bothered🤷🏻♂️
They’ve felt the joy and glory of really working for a result, but it doesn’t seem to have made a blind bit of difference to this game 4 days later.
They don’t look bothered🤷🏻♂️
January 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
I don’t understand the mentality. These players have seen what happens when they put the graft in and knuckle down.
They’ve felt the joy and glory of really working for a result, but it doesn’t seem to have made a blind bit of difference to this game 4 days later.
They don’t look bothered🤷🏻♂️
They’ve felt the joy and glory of really working for a result, but it doesn’t seem to have made a blind bit of difference to this game 4 days later.
They don’t look bothered🤷🏻♂️
We even do blue better than the other lot…
What’s your favourite blue United kit?🇾🇪
What’s your favourite blue United kit?🇾🇪
January 14, 2025 at 1:01 PM
We even do blue better than the other lot…
What’s your favourite blue United kit?🇾🇪
What’s your favourite blue United kit?🇾🇪
Does Keown always have a face like a slapped ass or was that especially for us?🥰
January 12, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Does Keown always have a face like a slapped ass or was that especially for us?🥰
Football is played in the mind and Zirkzee’s mind would have been a battleground over the last few weeks.
Glad he’s shown he has the minerals to be a winner💪🏼
Glad he’s shown he has the minerals to be a winner💪🏼
January 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Football is played in the mind and Zirkzee’s mind would have been a battleground over the last few weeks.
Glad he’s shown he has the minerals to be a winner💪🏼
Glad he’s shown he has the minerals to be a winner💪🏼
Leny Yoro you little dancer
January 12, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Leny Yoro you little dancer
No matter what happens now, these players have stood up and been counted in the last two games and we can be proud of them❤️
More of this against the lesser opposition please lads🙏🏼
More of this against the lesser opposition please lads🙏🏼
January 12, 2025 at 5:43 PM
No matter what happens now, these players have stood up and been counted in the last two games and we can be proud of them❤️
More of this against the lesser opposition please lads🙏🏼
More of this against the lesser opposition please lads🙏🏼
Amorim has got a lot of praise for his use of substitutes, let’s see what he can do today 🤞🏼
January 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Amorim has got a lot of praise for his use of substitutes, let’s see what he can do today 🤞🏼
Reposted by Kobbie_Mainiac🇾🇪
Just need Garnacho to pick the ball up, beat 7 defenders, smash it into the roof of the net before wheeling away with his shirt off revealing a chest like a 70s porn star.
January 12, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Just need Garnacho to pick the ball up, beat 7 defenders, smash it into the roof of the net before wheeling away with his shirt off revealing a chest like a 70s porn star.