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Jeff Kelton ⚾️
@knownmlbenjoyer.bsky.social
He/Him
All of Canada was just booing the U.S. national anthem at the WWE Elimination Chamber in Toronto!
March 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The Nuggets have no answer for the Lakers tonight!
February 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
We wouldn't be worrying about power struggles if we elected Kamala!
February 23, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Love the rain we are getting, but I’m gonna hate that this will most likely be all the rain we get this year!
February 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Streets are saying TikTok is back on the App Store in the United States. With that information in hand I can officially announce that my phone is no longer for sale and has lost value on the market!
February 14, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Harrison Butker should focus on putting the fries in the bag instead of hating women after doing nothing in the Super Bowl!
February 10, 2025 at 4:20 AM
At this rate Chiefs fans will have more belief in Joe Hendry than Patrick Mahomes!
February 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
February 9, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Wingstop I love you thanks for not disappointing me!
February 9, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Republicans are perfectly fine with socialism as long as it's for them and their rich friends. When people see that and stop electing Republicans we will actually be better for it!
January 28, 2025 at 9:59 PM
If you wanna spend 10 grand for an iPhone with TikTok installed hit me up! 👀
January 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Barack Obama running against Trump in 2028!
January 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM
If you’re trans I see you, I support you, and I love you!
January 21, 2025 at 4:33 AM
It’s fuck Donald Trump today, tomorrow, and forever!
January 20, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The only events I recognize tomorrow are MLK Day and WWE Monday night Raw on Netflix!
January 20, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Is there any word yet on if TikTok is still going to be banned on the 19th?
January 15, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I was watching WWE Monday Night Raw on Netflix tonight and my one problem is how often they cut to commercial. There would be a match going on and the broadcast would go to commercial for 3 minutes. As soon as commercial break ends you’re wondering wtf is going on. Netflix needs to do better tbh!
January 14, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Officially a parody account on Twitter. Thank you Elon! 🫶🏻
January 13, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The fact that there were enough Americans that didn’t find Trump inciting an insurrection disqualifying is gross!
January 6, 2025 at 8:26 PM
January 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
From me to all of you happy new year. I hope y’all have an amazing 2025 filled with love and joy! 🫶🏻🙏🏻🥳
January 1, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Welcome back 2020! #NewYear2025
December 31, 2024 at 7:19 PM
If you drink and enjoy room temperature water you’re a psycho that should be on a no fly list!
December 30, 2024 at 5:00 AM
Del Taco I love you thank you for existing!
December 29, 2024 at 1:47 AM
December 26, 2024 at 9:27 PM