We’re gonna bring back old timey seafaring piracy with the level of smuggling illegal ideas

owner of posts dot com: "wow people on this website are really upset just because i turned off the posts"

Elon Musk was such a bad poster, and the people who liked him were also such bad posters, that it destroyed a whole platform. I'm sure there's some other technical stuff going on about computers et cetera but that seems to be the core of it.

"In this house we don't quote dunk, we're nic-" It's too late. I'm already jumping on your couch and shaking your cushions back and forth in my mouth like a dog

How do you go viral on here I need dopamine

If you are new to Bluesky and missing Twitter, just let me know and I’ll be happy to respond to your posts with an inflammatory and uncharitable interpretation of what you are clearly saying

asking the ferryman if he has venmo

you don’t have to explain yourself online

guess where we’re complaining about it now bitch

Listens to Arca once

this is like the sound of the 7th trumpet

I don’t want to TikTok. I don’t want to Instagram Reel. I don’t want to video. I want to text post

I like that the three working theories for why Twitter broke are:

1.) Twitter is DDoSing itself because Elon is an idiot.

2.) Twitter is losing servers after the company ignored bills because Elon is an idiot.

3.) Twitter hopes to force people to pay because Elon is an idiot.