it's the honourable sacrifice all Americans must make so that the company shareholders can increase their amount of number go up 🫡

lmao we have the same coffee emporium mug. Good Shape

the Christmas I was fifteen I got NOT ONLY the first half of the volumes of Tolkien's THE HISTORIES OF MIDDLE-EARTH in Ballantine mass-market paperback but also, from a different relative, the motherfucking Oxford English Dictionary. incredible winter for freak linguist teens

there is nothing like carrying a stack of Christmas books back to a now-quiet room full of wrapping paper detritus and lights and cookies and curling up to read 🎄🕯️

(I am running holiday catering orders from the trucks outside to the customer pickup table)

trying to do a morale on myself where I immerse myself in a world that is not. the unrelenting commodity vomit of holiday grocery before I head into another eight and a half hours of it

the claw is a replacement for the taxidermy crow claw Corey gave me as a birthday present like three or four years ago (before I renamed myself) and which I wore almost daily until one day it fell off the chain and in the few days it was missing the dog fucking found it and Gnawed It 💀

like please recognise that I am a faggot here

we've gone to a favourite dive for dinner as per our tradition and they're just. playing GLADIATOR at the bar. this rules.

dog was here first, so I am permitted to live here conditionally (the conditions mostly have to do with excess butter and a ten to fifteen percent stake in all of my meals)

BAHAHAHA. there are two types of people. however the fact that they haven't done a crossover or ever had Jonathan Frakes play a walk-on part as a skeleton or something is criminal. they've had JK Simmons! Jon Hamm!

WHO CARES WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEARTS OF MEN

SURROUNDED BY CHANTING AS IF THE URUK-HAI ARE ASSEMBLING

im love,,,,,,, desk quab. he's doing a great job